The Prod.cast

Blake. How you doing, man? I'm pretty good, man. How you doing? I'm doing pretty fucking good. Welcome to the podcast. Podcast where we talk life, work, and occasionally music. My name is Switchblades for kids. And the other half of the podcast. My name name is Blake underscore Bentley TV. Coming at you from my house. Coming at you my house. Hey, Go, man. What's cracking? A good, man? I've had a huge weekend. I went to the Greek festival yesterday. Oh, you were saying that. Yeah, man, I ate so many Honey Puffs. Oh, yeah, you said that. I was like raven on about it for a while. And this is the thing. I went to the Greek Festival ten years ago. Wow. Okay. Ten whole fucking years ago. And I remember coming back because I was living with Kim at the time, I had to catch the train all the way back. Good thing her fucking house was right next to a train station, which we heard all the fucking time. But I remember fucking stumbled in. It was perfect, right? I stumbled into like her house, just fucking open up the bedroom door and I was like, Kim, Honey Puffs is the fucking best thing out, man. And woke her up, shook her, and I was like, it's like 11:00 at night. And I'm like, Honey, Pops. And it's taken me ten years to go back to the Greek Festival. Wow. It can't have been that good. You know what happened? It was like, oh, we're going to move. Oh, we won't go this year. And then it was like, I'm in the army now. And then I was like, yeah. I didn't even live in the same state anymore, man. The thing is, we went with kids. We went with three kids. It was good. It was right. Quinn listened. MAV doesn't listen, but that's just him. And Freya cries and eats. Sounds great, dude. I just followed him around like, MAV, we found a table. They had like all these tables set up. They had like a heap of like picnic area sort of things. Heap of food around, heap of drinks. MAV would just get up and just be like, I'm a gopher walk. And I'd still be sitting there watching him fuck off. And we're all watching him and he's just like disappearing into the crowd. I'm like, I'll put my thumbs back on. Good night. I'll go find him and he'd just be like, wandered off, like looking about, like, hi people. And he'd almost be getting bowled over or running into people with drinks. And then they'd be looking around for like, who the parent is. I'm like, a good five, 6 meters back, so it looks like I'm not even following this kid. I'm just walking and this little kid is just like, yeah, I think it fucked. Get on my way. And he would just stop randomly sit down for a second and just be like just look around and then get back up and he'd be dancing because there's that music. He'd be dancing and then he would just like if he was seeing other kids, he'd just walk up to him and just grab him. Hey, how you going? I'm Maverick. That's what he's saying in baby talk. But it's mainly it's

it was around this point that I started to step in and you just pick them up and be like, sorry about that. See you later guys. And then taken all the way back, which is like fucking 10 km. Look at the ages long walk that we've just taken around the entire fucking place to go. Four days. Quite a trick. He's a nomad, but yeah, no, it was good. It was a Greek festival, man. I recommend it next year. Want to do it again? I love it. Wait, where is this? In the city. It was just in the city. There's only one problem because I have kids. Because kids you can only stay there for so long. You can't just go into the night like I did the first time. Which is probably why I have such a nostalgia for it. Why don't we just go with our children? Because we have them. Yeah, we can find Babysitters for another. Yeah, especially next year. Next year. Easy. Easily next year. I can find Babysitters for fucking Freya because she'll be eating fucking salt. She's been eating salt for months. Let's be honest. Yeah, look. Yes. Greek festival. Yes. Let's do it. Other than that, I had the kids all day today by myself because Kim fucking went out partying to help her mom. Yeah, party daytime, Sunday morning to mid afternoon partying pretty good. She's helping her mom do the market, which is pretty cool. She just went there with Freya strapped to her and apparently she cried the whole time and she's just, hey, you want to buy a cool shiny rocks? Look at the singing bowl here's. Fucking some other magic hippie shit. That was it. Hippie shit. Loved it. The store is literally called Rocks and Things. Does she do other markets? Yeah. Does she do weebly? I think sometimes, yeah. I feel like I've seen a shop. You probably have. There's a lot of rocks and things, I'm sure. Does she do like hippy pants? No. Maybe her Stall has a lot of random stuff in it. Like it is a lot of rocks and things. And she has like tea towels out the front that Kim fucking makes. Oh, wow. Pretty cool. Yeah. Marcus is one of those things I'd love to do for a little bit, just for fun. Just do every fortnight. Do a Saturday or something. Don't do anything that's like a big investment and that I need. This is my everything. And then I have to make money from this and don't do something I don't want to do. Something like that. That's what a lot of these people are. This is their job. I don't want to do that, right? I want to have the financial freedom to be some rich douche bag. To do it once a month for fun. That's what I want to be. I want to be that guy. I want to be selling some fucking weird ass product that everyone walks up like, this is the weirdest thing I've ever seen this in a market before days. No one's selling bidets. No one sells bidets at a market. But you know what? I reckon you'd probably sell something. Sell a little machine that squirts water on your bum. I reckon you'd probably sell some. Honestly. I call it like mini bunnings. Bunnings Junior. And so just sell random dumb bunning stuff. Like stuff that would sell from front of the store and the merch places. Like right now would be some fucking pedestal fans that'd be in there. Yeah. Blow mold tables and just I'd have, like that sort of stuff. Tables on tables. Yeah. Literally. I'll have a blow mold table to sell my blow mold tables. Fucking I dig it. That'd be funny as. Yeah. All right. How was your weekend, man? What's going on? It's pretty good. It's been busy. Busy. What happened Friday? So Friday?

Nothing. I don't think I just came home, went to gym, whatever. Friday I did back again. Feeling it. Feeling it's. A dark background. Everyone can see it all. It's all visible. I'm not a floating head. Yeah.

What did I do yesterday? I went to visit my parents yesterday. That's pretty good. Just hung out and talked shit for the whole afternoon. And this is funny. Mom was like, what are we going to do today? And I was like, I'll show it's. Fine. Just get hot chips, chicken bread, shit like that, right? Bring it all home. And I go into my bag and pull out a can of tuna. Everyone looks at me like, what are you doing? I was like, what do you mean? This is my dinner. You just bought chips and chicken. I was like, yeah, but it's not 100 grams of protein. Yeah, totally. Right? I'm gonna eat my chicken, not my tuna, because I need the protein. They're like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You know what? It's a real like it's a shock for some people to be so disciplined, you know what I mean? To be like, oh, yeah, cool. I can provide for you. But I still am going to stick to what I need to do. Like, it's a principle. I do it every day. I eat with my family, but I don't eat the same stuff. But I had sausage casserole today because me and today are good. All right, so today was the Sunday I woke up it was a long one, though. We woke up like 630 on a Sunday, right? 6630. That is Jackie's like, yeah, right? Already? Jackie's like, yuck. Hey, let's go to Cafe 63. I was like, you had May. It had me at hey Those Days awake when you fucking screamed in my ear. So yeah. Anyway, so get the kids ready. Off we go. Get there by like 730, I think, at Cafe 63. Smash it. I got a chicken wrap, right? I got a little spicy chicken wrap with some Greek yogurt delish, a little frappe delish. We went for a walk around. There's a park at the lake. Really, really nice. It's actually a really nice place, the lake. It's very peaceful, beautiful sort of scenery with a nice park. And the park's really good. There's a gated one and a bigger one for bigger kids. Awesome. Perfect. Go for a little walk down to the library. There's a fucking transport museum there with all these cars from the fucking forty S and shit. I'm like, that's cool. Yeah, that's fucking cool. There's a cafe and the cafe is more like a restaurant and a bar. And I was just like, this is at the library.

What if I walked into a fucking there's a bar which is at the library. Yeah. I'm like, right, you walk into the library like you're probably going to get a book. Maybe the kids will fucking play a couple of games. There's a fucking bar there like it's on the other side fucking smashed. At the library. Literally in the same building as a transport museum. In the fucking library. There's a bar. I like walked in. I'm like, oh, cafe, cool. I could go for like a Pepsi Max or something, right? Yeah, I was like, or a bottle of water, whatever. Like just something, something. So I walk in and the first thing I see is a transport museum because the entry is through the cafe. And I was like, that's pretty cool. There's a transport museum right next to the front door to the transport museum. There's a bar. Like, what is going on? It's like, what a dude? It's like, drop the kids and then fucking be like, these are some cool cars. I know what I need in my hand right now. Midori. Yeah. I need espresso martinis because it's a morning fucking cocktail. Okay. I need a Bloody Mary because it's a breakfast cocktail. I'm not going to lie. I fucking love being espresso martini. I know you've told me about this before that you have like actually, I remember. Oh my God. Oh my god. You've just given me like I make them flashbacks too. You know what? Insert clip here of when you were fucking making those disgusting milk and sake fucking drinks that would just like I don't know why you would do that to yourself. You fucking horrible. Milk and sake. Oh, man. I know you were making like espresso martinis and shit like that. Yeah, I've made a couple here because I have an espresso machine now. Yeah, man. Where's my vodka? Here it is. I might make a decaf expresso martini after this. There you go. I'm glad I fucked. Got you in the mood. There was actually a place in the city because when we finished at the Greek Festival so we walked from South Bank to the fairgrounds where it was, which is only like maybe a 20 minutes walk, maybe not maybe a 15 minutes walk, really. But when we're coming back, we noticed because we sort of skipped the whole there's a market fucking happening at South Bank. And then when we come back, we're like, oh my God, there's like this huge fucking market stalls, like everywhere set up. And then on the other side there's all the restaurants and all of that. And then in the parklands, there's fucking heaps going on in there. But it's like, it's already 03:00. If we fucking get wrapped up walking around, the kids are going to fucking murder us when we get home. Yeah, so we walked around for about an hour and it happened exactly the way I said it was going to happen. Literally an hour over there fucking like, I can handle it sort of threshold. And then driving home, we hadn't even left the car park and both the kids are asleep. But yeah, it was rough, so we had to like had to drive erratically and beave the horn and fucking keep away. Hit the curbs every now and then. Fucking hit those noisy strips basically just right on them inside. Fucking Kim did not like it. One fucking bin. But yeah, we're walking through some of the stalls and one of the first places that me and Kim ever went to was a place called Olay. And it's out south bank. And it's like this little French sorry, a French fucking Spanish tapas restaurant. And it's basically one of the places that we went to when we first started going out. And we have a lot of nostalgia for that place because we've been there maybe four times in our life. And all times have been like, really good nights. Nice. And then we were walking past it and Kim's like, I'm really in the mood. Go to that place. I'm like, I know what you're in the mood for. You're not in the mood for that. All right? I know you're looking at it and you're going, those look at some good times. Yeah, I know. All right, we'll come back to that. All right. We need to fucking find a babysitter. Then we can eat as much as we want. All right? Yeah. Fucking go hand. Because I tell you what, some of those fucking plates are expensive. But right next door. Oh, it's not right next door, but there's a place just up ahead, some French restaurant. Okay. Stopped in, got a French martini. Oh, that sounds good. These motherfuckers made it like I've never seen it before. I've never seen a French martini made so nice. It was like, obviously in a martini glass. But the whole thing was purple. It had a piece of actual lavender on top of it. Wow, that's weird. It tasted so fucking good. It tasted so fucking good. It was one of the best drinks I've put in my mouth ever. Wow. Ever. And this beats and I only have a vague, vague memory of fucking drinking eggnog for the first time as a little kid and not understanding what this drink is and for the rest of my life until I realized it was eggnog in my fucking late teens, early 20s, when I went, oh my god, it was eggnog the whole time. And my drink that I drank that, it was amazing. And I wish I knew what it was. I just found out what it is. I just couldn't believe it. Couldn't fucking believe it. Eggnog is the best. I'm going to be making eggnog soon, man. It's coming into Christmas. Comment off. I'm going to make some more eggnog. Yeah, make it. Because when we go out for your birthday, I'll come over and try some. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, you'll love it. You'll love it. I make really good fucking eggnog. You can get higher on nutmeg. I didn't, but I do now. Hold on, I got loops up. It's like you only need like a couple of bits of nutmeg. High on nutmeg. We should go to a cocktail barrow and get high on nutmeg. Yeah. The chemical that is responsible for the high caused by nutmeg is called as mirroristicin. This is a compound that occurs naturally in the essential oils of certain plants, like parsley, dill, and nutmeg. Look, basically you just have a little bit, like a little bit too much of it, which is like fucking haze. That's a fair bit. Apparently a pregnant woman had eaten more than ten nutmeg nuts and she was intoxicated. But this was back in like the 1500, so who knows what the fuck was going on back then. Yeah, apparently people like go to the hospital all the time fucking too much nutmeg. Yeah. Because they figure out that nutmeg will get you high. But apparently it's a weird high. Yeah. Right. Like you won't do it again sort of high because you immediately fucking want to go to the emergency room. It sounds a bit like the spice highs. Spice? Like when you have something so spicy, you feel like you're drunk, dude. Oh, my god. Holy shit. I think I've noticed that in kim. It's bad. It is bad. She used to like when we first got together, she used to smash like vindaloos. She loved really stupidly, insanely hot Indian food. And you know, you get like a little the kind of Indian food that you breathe in or that you sniff and you're like, oh, this is going to hurt. And you taste it and as soon as it touches your lips, you feel the burn. Dude. I thought I'd be smart because she used to get those little plastic containers of it. Like you get the small version of it. Like she'd get like a medium or whatever it was in the plastic containers, those cheap Chinese containers that when you fucking you don't know if you're going to cut yourself taking them apart or if you're going to flick the whole fucking food everywhere. When you peel the lid off, she would fucking take that off. The aroma would just punch you in the face. And then she would just splash it over all her rice. And then she would just start smacking it in. And I'd be like I'll be smart. I'll be like I get a little pinky and I'll be it's not even that hot. And then it was all over. I couldn't even eat my food all over and over. Oh, man. I used to think I was a fucking hard motherfucker. Yeah, I got a hot corner like some of that or hot madras or whatever. And there was nothing on a vindaloo, man. Apparently there's another one that's even hotter. But I don't know. I've had some spicy foods. We should do a fucking, like the hottest indigestion challenge. Yeah, hottest chip challenge and shit like that. That'd be fun. As I'm sure people would enjoy seeing us eat super fucking hot food and die. I don't even eat fucking chocolate anymore because it gives me indigestion, you motherfucker. I have dark chocolate. Yeah, dark chocolate I can handle. But if I have that cadbury milk chocolate shit, it fucking rolls me up like something else. There must be something in that that is just garbage. I only eat chocolate on protein bars and dark chocolate. That's all I have now. And the chocolate on protein bars tends to be dark chocolate anyway. Yeah, I think they're trying to get on the high antioxidants the better Sidelife bars. One of the boys that works at it has a concrete. I was like, brother, I don't wear different bars. These things are fucking delicious, man. I could live on this shit. I've got to show you weird video of this girl who has like a rock. And she's like, oh, my gosh. I want to show you my new rock. It looks really good. Let's see how it tastes. And she just bites into it and crumbles. And she's just chewing this rock. Yeah, it's weird, man. People eat rocks. Yeah, weird people. People eat rocks. Weird people eat rocks. Dude, people eat fucking. Oh, man. I'm trying to remember the name of this fucking disorder. Like the lady who drinks paint that's fucking that's used to asking for problems. Literally. Like the words, there's ammonia in paint. There's bad chemicals and shit. Yeah, I used to make it. I know what's in it. It's a sample of myself. There was sometimes look, this is not something to be proud of. I was 1415. Sometimes I'd spit in the paint. Such a weird thing because I don't even think it would do anything. We're talking like tens of thousands of liters. It's not like a single bucket. Like a one liter can. I'm like that's so stupid. Like fucking tens of thousands of leaders. Someone's like little thing of touch up paintly, spit

nail brush to fill it. A scratch. Why is this fucking applying? Oh, my God. It's yellow. What is this weird shit in this paint, man? No, it was like a giant mixer. And it's like a vortex of fucking movement. I'm like

and then spin paint. Look. Not proud of it, but I used to do it. So people's roofs in Queensland, they have the audience Mars bids on there. Yeah, you've probably seen on thousands of rooms. I dropped my phone into a giant bash once. That wasn't good. How did you get that out? In the filtering process. So it was fucked. Oh, fuck it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I couldn't even imagine that. That just fucking sucks. I was in my pocket, my top pocket. I didn't realize that I lent home to this fucking safety phone. And what's worse, because pain is so sick and viscous, it hit and moved and the wheel takes and then slowly sunken and then disappeared. And I was like, just watch it's for a second. When it hit the paint, did you think that you could grab it? No, I'm not putting my hands in there, bro. You should see the blades they use. They'll fucking tear you to pieces. I have a permanent scar on my shoulder because I walked into one while it wasn't spinning. Yeah, while it wasn't spinning. So that's how sharp they are. I just sort of like bumped it and it just sliced me open. I was just like, holy fucking shit. I'm going to die if I touch one of them while it's spinning. I'll lose limbs if I touch that. There's another thing that mixed pointing, which is like roof ridge cap pointing. That's like sand product. That is even worse because it's like this spiral thing that completely scrapes the edges of its barrel. If you get your arm in that's, it game over. Say goodbye. Someone said that the gurney got caught in there once and it was literally like Ben twist, snap, instantly gone. Like, pulled the fucking whole gurney out of his hands and it was like, hit the emergency. Yeah, it was fucked. He was like, it's the scariest shit. Those big fucking shredders. Yes, that's what it felt like. I love watching those videos. I love watching dudes throw like a tricycle in there. Or fucking like a big drum. Like, you know, the big 55 gallon drum. And it just fucking grabs it. Yeah, it's like because it's rolling, rolling, rolling. And then all of a sudden it's like it just gets fucking pulled in. Fucked in. Yeah. All it makes me think of is like, oh, my god. I would absolutely fucking hate to see any person or fucking thing going on it just gives me the fucking sense. It makes me think they're going to dance. They're going to dance for like 2 seconds and then they're gone. Yeah. As soon as it gets them, that's all it runs around is like oh, please don't be a video. I know everyone that is listening right now is in a random group chat that gets sent like some of the worst shit humanly possible. Yeah, I actually try and stay clear of that shit nowadays. Yeah, same. I've tried to stay clear for years and every now and then it'll be like, oh, this is a cool video. Oh, that's a dick. That's a chick with a dick. That's funny. Those are okay nonsense. Gore shit for the sake of gore is I'm like, no, I'm not about this shit anymore. Like the kid that got stabbed in the Valley, I didn't realize what was going on because I hadn't really heard of what had happened at that point. I heard something happened in the Valley and someone like going to a fight and stuff was really bad. I didn't realize how bad the video was. Oh, yeah, my brother in Christ, it is fucking bad. Yeah. You see the realization that the kid has realizing that he's dead. Oh, yeah. And then that's it. I think the whole world it went around the world. It went viral around the world. Well, I think even that dude that was I can't remember what Mackers it was when he walks out and he's got like a knife in his hand and he's just like, fuck you, cop of dogs. And he just starts walking forward and it just gets popular. Like nine cops. Yeah. Oh shit. He just kept on walking out with a knife at cops. You fucking idiot. When you get told drop the knife, people were like, oh, well, you know, they shouldn't have shot him. When you get told drop the knife and we'll shoot like twelve times, don't come out. We'll shoot. Drop the knife will shoot. And they say it over and over and over. That's all they keep saying. And you get angrier and angrier and angrier and then start swinging it and sort of running towards a police officer brother, you're going to get shot. You've been told enough times. Yeah, look, and that's the thing. I'm in a group chap with a lot of other AJS and there is a lot of those. It's really calmed down nowadays. Like there's not so much of the senseless gore that was like maybe fucking six years ago. Yeah. But it's now. Like a lot of the weird funny stuff. We get a lot of really good memes in there. Memes are good. Yeah, it's big memes and defense harassment sort of shit. Like how to make fucking the top dog salty.

Look back to what the game know about. I want to watch more videos of those fucking compactors or shrugs or shit like that. Or like the press, the hydrox press. Oh, man. It's a doe for me in thing, man. Yeah, it is. I want to fucking now, I'm saying, like, yeah, I want to watch more of those cool videos. I don't think I should I don't think I should stay clear. Yeah, it's probably not a bad idea. Yeah. You know, there's more things I can do. Like today, I fucking Kim left today. And she's like, I'll be back soon. I was like, okay, cool. I didn't know when she was coming back. And I just, like, started doing random shoot around the house. I was like, oh, I could move this box out of here. There's a bit of rubbish in here. I'll wash the sheets and fucking do the do the change the sheets on the bed. And then I was, like, looking through the kids room. I was like, I'm going to clean up this room, and I'll clean it. And the kids today, for some reason, were perfectly the little angels. Yeah, I still love it like that. Don't you love it? You're like, wait, someone replaced my children. And I am not complaining. Yeah, sorry. Quinn came up to me at about 10:00, and Kim's already been gone for like an hour, hour and a half. And she comes up and she was like, dad, I'm hungry. I'm like, all right, about time. Let's fucking let's get into it. And then it was like, yeah, just feed them. Just feed them. And then I went back to working. And then they sat on the fucking couch. And then they were like, oh, and pile of toys. And I was like, you guys can go outside if you're like. Then they went outside, and they literally just dug a big hole. I know it sounds bad, but they dug a big hole in, like, the garden area. So they literally just have to use the shovel, pick up all the dirt, put it back into the hole, and then, like, the end. But I had angels today. And then as soon as Kim came home, it was hell. I was in the trenches. You know what? Because it happens with us. It happens with us. It's the same thing. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. They see comfort from the mother, so then they're just like, Kim said the same thing. Then they start swinging. Fucking MAV ran at the garage door. And then Kim's already fucking come through. And then she's like, oh, hey, kids. Yeah, cool. And then they're like, mom, I'm hungry. Fucking fucking right now. It's like it's 02:00. We've had a really long lunch. And then they're rattling shit. MAV gives her a hug. And then Kim stands up and then takes one step, breaks down. He's fucking on the ground. He's just like, I'm not fucking doing it anymore. I've been through fucking screaming. Gets up, fucking picks up toys, starts throwing them as his. Young's. Like, what happened? What happened? Why? He didn't need to do this. He didn't need to be like this. Yeah, look, that's children, man. Kids. Yeah, that's children. Maybe I had the right TV show on at the start. If you're good for dad all day, everything's going to be fine until Monday. And then all hell I get the same thing. Because I took the kids out yesterday by myself. So to see mom and dad. Put the kids over there. They were fine the entire time. Drove home. They didn't even fucking like Harper and I talked for a little bit. I fell asleep. We're just driving home, talking, talking. And then eventually I was like, you know what would be easier is if she just watches something. I was like, I don't often do this actually. I've never done this. I've never done this. So I was like, here, you know, we don't do this. Don't ask for it again or you're never getting it. Here's my phone. Just watch something for the drive. And she's like I was like, cause it'll be easier for you to be awake when we get home so I can try and transfer aloe transferring two children as hell, yes. I was like, let's not do that. I get home as soon as I fucking turned the car off. I was like, hey, we're home. I was like, get mugged. Yeah. Now me and Kim learned never to turn the car off. Just leave it on in the garage or wherever. And then have pump the music up just a little bit louder. Get the whole room set up. And then open up the door, get fucking Quinn out. And then like takes five minutes to like unbuckle. Then like slow. And then walk him in really fast. And then the worms already got fucking white noise on. And then we just go bam and fucking round. Throw him against the wall. We're at the doorway just fucking playing against the wall, straight into his bed. And he's out cold. He's out cold. And then we don't have to worry about him for a couple of hours. Oh, man. Anyway, get home. They both wake. They're both awake. I'm like, fuck it. Whatever. Who cares? We just go inside. Half her ends up watching something TV. I'll and I play for a bit, put them down. She pulls them the couch. I was like, oh, brilliant. What a lovely day. And then Jackie gets home and it's all good because they were already asleep. Yes, good. I was like, good. What a good night. I had the good night because they didn't see mum before they fell asleep. Yeah. Otherwise then turns a little fucking

can I fucking inject some music into this? Can you talk about music? No, I'm not going to talk about music. I want to fucking talk about music production. Chris in our discord sent in a link to upload a Cyberpunk thing. I told cyberpunk 2077. They're currently looking for something. Yeah. Growl FM. And the thing is that they're not looking for specific genres and they're not looking for specific types of songs that's things like that's a genre, but they're looking for a song that's fucking two to three minutes. Any genre. I'm thinking about fucking uploading that fucking EDM song that I've had fucking sitting in my fucking thing. Raises. Yeah. I could do the same. Like, we've got Ace of Music, bird Song, Birdsong finally makes a fucking we should make a whole bunch of entries. Well, that's the thing, is we need more. So you can only have one entry per email address. I have a few. Yeah, we just make a whole new email address. I have, like, five. I'm ready to roll. I have five that I use every day. I have more that I don't use. Yeah, there you go. Apparently, there's some big names that are like, dude, I have one for my PlayStation Four. Oh, my God. I have one. I was making a thing for Kim on the PlayStation Three because I have Blakespears Four at Gmail or something. Or at Hotmail. I don't know. I don't know which one. Yeah. Blake's PS four. Wow. Jesus. Yeah, I have one for PayPal. Specifically. Just for PayPal. Blake's PayPal. Don't hack. Please don't hack. It's like a fucked password and shit because I just didn't want to know about it. Like it's all it is. It's for paper. Like the password. I don't even know. I'd probably have to reset the password, honestly.

Maybe we'll upload some shit. Yeah. I'm going to put it out to the audience that there is a competition going on until I think it's late November. Is the entries close? Put your track in two to three minutes long. That's it. One entry per email address. And then yeah, it doesn't have to be any certain sort of fucking genre. Like, it could be a fucking hiphop beat. It could be a rhythm, fucking crazy rhythm bounce track. Yeah, it could be anything. But it's really cool. I'm thinking about uploading that Idiom song and you've got I know you feel a lot of songs fucking Chucky. Yeah, there's a few. Why not? I'm speaking of music production. Because I'm speaking to music production. I tried fucking simulating or not simulating, what do you call it?

Yes. Trying to think of the word emulating. Emulating is the word, you know, the bass line in squixes and noises. Supersonic. You know that like if that whatever that fucking baseline is, man, for super sonic. If I've just absolutely missed it. Yeah, dude, I listen to that song. Like, Supersonic. Yeah.

I love the DMV remakes. The VIP one. That's a goat song that's actually it's hitting big everywhere. That's it. It's one of his best.

Honestly. I'm trying to remake that base. It seems hard. It's really hard to get that crunchy top end with the whole nice low end sort of shit. I don't know what's going on, but I'm going to keep trying. It seems like it's so complex, but I'm probably making a lot harder than it needs to be and I'm probably not using enough. Like, it's probably a lot of layers and I'm trying to do it all in one. Yeah. So maybe focus on one thing, move to the next. Low end, mid high end. Is this a dumb idea? DJ in a gym, is that dumb? I don't want to expose too much. We're already thinking about this. For another idea. Not DJ, though. Oh, wait, let's get DJs in gyms. Is that a thing? I don't think so. I don't think so. Hold up. Scanning the interwebs. The interwebs will tell me everything. DJs in gyms. Oh, my God. So south Melbourne. There you go. Live DJ at World Gym. Yes. Turns out it is a thing. Live DJ wanted for F 45 gym in Cannes to play Saturday mornings for our Hollywood high intensity session. We want fun, upbeat RnB housemusit to keep our members bupping. I would do I would do specific if I had a gym, I would do set hours where we have specific types of music. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because gym music can be medium. The whole fucking boring as fuck. Yeah, ken. Especially generic gym. Medium. Fucking the worst. Honestly. Sometimes you want some drumming base, sometimes you want it's literally just running music. That's the only thing that you could do to it properly is run. I'm talking hit that peak. Fucking starting to get quite late hour. And this would have to be a big, busy gym, so we even want to do this. Otherwise you wouldn't do a fuck. But later at night, like nine to 10:00 would be like just rhythm dubstep type fucking DMV. Absolutely, yeah. Bit of metal in there. Just absolutely rip your face off type shit. Because the only people who go real late at night are the kind of people who go to gym to not unalive themselves. Exactly. These are people on the edge already. They want some fucking supersonic fucking man. I found some really cool songs. I'm going to show you them after the squad. But they want some shit that's like, yes. Spit in my mouth and call me sorry. Fucking slap the fucking shit out of me. Yeah. Slap me in the face, spit in my mouth. Call me Sally. Give me a pair of dumbbells that are too heavy for me to lift and I'll lift them, I'll put them up and I'll fucking put them above my head. All right, I'll do it. I think that'd be cool having set maybe on Jim DJ. But like, these are fucking rhythm dubstep, fucking you know, you might even attract crowds. Think about this is if you say, all right, cool. We got the generic fucking gym bunny. Want to run on a treadmill for fucking an hour and then sit on a fucking bike for the next hour or whatever, ten minutes and then pose in front of a mirror for fucking five. We've got the classic EDM dead mouse. A little bit of fucking just a straight up EDM, whatever it is. And then you move onto the afternoon crowd wants to fucking get a bit of a pump on it's. Monday chest day. Guess what, guys? We're fucking listening to nonstop funk. Monday chess, drift funk. We went, what do you mean? International Chest Day? No, bro, Monday is for legs. It is International Chest Day. Monday is for legs for me, brother. That is fucking disgusting. I did chest today. I do legs on Mondays. Yes. That's terrible. Monday is Chest day. What do you mean why? It's International Chest Day. It's agreed upon by everyone everywhere. Disagree. International Chess Day. I don't do chess on Mondays. That's okay. You're just the exception. You know what, actually, most of my gym do legs on Monday. I'm not even going to lie. Weird. Why chest would be the best thing to do at my gym on a Monday. Because no one uses because everyone's like everyone's going to be doing just on Monday because it's a meme. Everyone's literally just squatting. It's sick. That's nuts. That is nuts. It's weird that you're in the same rotation as everyone else. I'm about it's sick. Monday on the legs. But yeah, imagine that. Like in a normal gym, you'll gym out in the fucking weird zippy gym have fucking drift onto playing. I got that Sigma male grind set fucking music that is on for fucking like a good 3 hours while everyone's fucking like, just finished work and they want to feel like I'm the man of the house and then they go home and then they get slapped again. Yeah, but that's it. That'd be really cool. Have set hours to set music? I think so. I like that. It's cool. Are we talking about music, though? We are talking about music. Speaking of music talking about music, we listen to Tash Sultana's MTV Live in Melbourne album. Yes. We love you, Tash. Like four songs where someone says that at the end. Oh yeah. Oh my gosh,

yeah. Look, other than that other than that, what a fucking bolt, man. She is hella talented. There's a couple of songs where it's a little bit like it's raw because she's doing it live. It's live. It's not going to be exactly on her up to a point because I feel the exact same way. It's like a wall of fucking sound for the first couple of songs. Yes. And then it's like, oh, she does have a drummer. She does have other people to play with. And it turns into a fucking concert on the side of the street. Yeah, the first couple of songs are a little like, these aren't too bad, but that's the thing. She's warming you up. Yeah. She warm you up to get to the good stuff. And when she gets the good stuff, it's good. That's really good. I'm assuming it is a live drama because it definitely sounds like a fucking live drama. It's gotta be. Yeah. Once that drama comes on, that's where you're into the meat of it, right? That's the main fucking little like that's the main course. Yeah. I think it was like a Pretty Woman or something like that, where it kicks off and it's like I know it's like three or four songs in. Sorry, pretty lady. I think it is like Pretty Lady where the fucking drama comes in because then it's crop circles and they cannot crop circles. Fuck. So good when she starts getting the sax out, the trumpet bruh. Yeah. It goes nuts, man. Dude. Dude. I'm going to keep listening to a couple of songs of this, I'm not going to lie. Yeah, same. And then Notion, just one of the back end of this album, has some high plays like Coma Dreamed My Life Away and Flume. They're over a million each. And then Notion is like right at the end there. Obviously, she went ham on Notion. It's a ten minute fucking jazz odyssey sort of fucking thing, man. It's so good.

It's seeing someone jam, essentially. When they're vibing out and they're just jamming and it's just hitting right. Like it is something to see. She really sounds like she was born with a fucking guitar on her hands. She just knows what she's doing. She's very musically talented, actually. I think we've just been constantly calling them too late. I'm sorry. Look, sorry, not sorry. You know what? I'm just going to apologize. I'm not going to be able to keep it going, so I apologize for every time I say it wrong. Just know that I don't mean it. Her name's Tasha. I can't do it. I will say this, the music is fucking fantastic. The entire album, it's engrossing. This is that live album that I was like, oh, this is very intimate. And it makes me fucking feel like I'm there, not like Darth Punks fucking Alive, where it's just I'm at the back of the fucking crowd at this point. I'm glad we listened to that. I'm still upset, man. If we ever do another dark punk album, it'll be Discovery. That is a movie. So it is actually fucking really good. I'm down with that. We should watch the movie as well.

This is possibly one of the best live albums that I've listened to because it really does make you feel like you were right there with that person screaming, we love you tosh fucking right next to your fucking ear. I love you too. Random. Yeah, it's good. Honestly, this is a nine for me. This is a nine. Besides the first couple of songs where it's like, oh, you're cool. She's doing a busking sort of set. But it's not bad. It's much better when the rest of them come in. Yeah. When everyone joins in and it turns to fucking Aband. Yeah. It's not that she's bad at the start. It's just better the more you get in. Yeah, that's the thing. So you would just prefer the end of that album, like the back end of it? Because that's like the best part. Yeah, it really does feel like just getting warmed up with the start of it is what it feels like. It feels like she's doing her little thing that made her get a lot of a bit of spotlight on it, I guess, because she was doing this whole looping thing and she had like a thousand fucking pedals and all these different microphones and just did all this crazy ass shit, which is sick. But then also, she makes really good songs. She's a good songwriter. And you want to listen to them as they are as a song played by a band. Yeah. Feel me? I'm guessing you've heard the welcome to the Jungle as well. I'm pretty sure it's been played on Triple J. Like a fucking J. Well, then you won't hear it. You won't fucking hear it. But it's a whole fucking vibe. And I hate using the word vibe, but it is a whole vibe.

It definitely transports you like the old man.

I love that old man. This is another video. I was laughing. I was like, that is actually very funny. And in the first comment, it made me piss myself, which is the old man gave the last two years of his life to that.

He's like, getting it started up rather something. Shh. Fucking oh, man. Fucking love it. What do you rate it, my man? Nine, for sure. Oh, there we go. Nice. Yeah. I very much do recommend this album. Just listen to it's. Really good. There you go. You have to do it first, guys. 18 out of ten. Yeah. What? Two nines, 18 out of 1020.

I know, you're right, but I disagree. It's me.

What's the game that you played? Like, fucking what, Jedi Knight? No, not Jedi Knight. Not the old Republic. That one. And you're like, It's home based. And I was like, no, I disagree. Oh, my God. We went on such a like, I know this about myself. I will argue for so long about something that doesn't matter. Like, it was so pointless to find out if it was turn based or not. And then turns out we were both, like, right and wrong because it's a spin on turn based stuff. Is it turn based and it's like, well, it is, but it's also not. It's not turn based because everyone goes at the same turn. So it's more like round based, where everyone chooses a thing to do on the round and they will do it at the same time. I was just like, I don't understand. I just disagree.

I don't understand your argument, but I disagree. I don't know what you're saying. I don't like it. But I just remember thinking at the end of that fight, I was like, I fought so hard for something that really doesn't matter. And it's a cooler. It's a Google search. And then we've sorted it out and then that is it. But I realized this about myself, that if I don't know something and I think I know something and it means nothing, oh, man. I'm putting heart and soul into it. I am correct. I have the only right answer and you will bend the knee. It's such a weird trait of mine that I know I have. I'm never going to change. I'm never going to change that. Hey, look, you keep being you, man. I can't stop now. I know Kim hated with dumb things like, did you get the nappies out of the car? It's like, yeah, sure I did. Did you? Yes. Where are they? I got them out of the car. But it's dumb things like that because I know I did. Oh my God. It happened the other day at work. But it's something that was stupid. It was like, did I fucking fix the sandblaster? Because we have a new sandblaster at work. It took me ages to fix it because it just took ages. And then he asked me, he's like, hey, man, did you want to finish that sandblaster? I was like, pretty sure I did. I was like, wait, are you sure? I was like, well, did you check it? And he's like, no, I haven't checked it. Did you finish it? I was like, pretty sure I did. What do you mean you're pretty sure? Did you fix it? I'm not 100% certain because I don't know what your term of fixed is compared to my term. It's working. Would you like to check it? And then I would not. I'm a terrible person. These are the real question. Just to fix it or not? I'm pretty sure, man, I don't know. You tell me.

This is where your textiles are going for me to have these inane conversations with people, man. That's okay. I pay your wages also. I pay my wages too. You pay taxes, so you pay your own wages? Like internet, isn't it? You and all your mates pay each other. Yeah. All your money is just filtering through each other. Yeah. It's a real slow way to make a profit. And I tell you what, I'm not yeah, I feel bad. It's like, what are you listening to next week? Guess what we're going to listen to. We're going to listen sorry, don't guess, I'll tell you.

Is it Darth Bugs Discovery? No, we're doing a trio of live albums. And this was the start. We were listening to Taskeltan's live in MTV, live in Melbourne. This time we're going to be listening to an absolute classic. And apparently it's a must listen. Well, this is a must listen. According to Rolling Stone and enemy we're listening to Nirvana MTV Unplugged live in New York. Wow. Yeah. And it's going to be great. So this is the thing. Obviously, we listened to a trio of albums, right? We're going to listen to a trio of albums, three albums. We've already listened to Tash Daltana's Live. Now we're going to listen to Nirvana, okay. Live and unplugged. What's the next live album going to be? And I want to look at audience participation because everyone would have their favorite live album, or maybe they have a favorite fucking band. There's a Dafunka live to be because it's a terrible, terrible album, and I'll fight for everyone to fucking believe it. I know if Ando is still listening to this podcast and he fucking loves that album, too. He fucking is like, how could you hate it? It's so fucking good. That's shit, bro. That's why it's, by definition, very bad. If I look up Darth Punk Alive 2007 at a dictionary, it says terrible. It just says a photo poop. Be all photo poopy. What we want is a little bit of audience participation. If you are listening right now, and you go, oh, man, I know a perfect live album for these two idiots to listen to. Fucking send it in any way, you know? And this is the part where I get a lot of yeah, nice. I was just going to quickly, I get a lot of messages about the podcast just to my personal shit, because it's by people we know so excellent, people who know us that listen, tell me, tell me your deepest, darkest secrets. And then we'll spread them here. And then I'll tell them on the board card. Yeah. So that America 30 something percent of Americans can listen. No, we have 30% of our listeners are from America that will hear it. We have 30% of America listening because we're the only Australian podcast. Somehow we're still poor. I don't understand what's going to get on. My manager keeps telling me that we just have no money. I was supposed to sign those papers and actually send them off. I've still got them. That's why we haven't got any money. Do we just have a manager? I had to let him go because we didn't have money to pay him. That's probably it. Sorry, but we haven't signed those papers, which we've got no money. God, I wish we made money from this. So hit Blake up. Hit me up. Hit our socials up. I always say, if you want to see more of Blake Benley sorry, do I start with you or do I start with a podcast? I don't remember. I think this is me. If you want to listen to more of the boys, make sure you fucking subscribe to our YouTube, where you'll see this entire episode in full. Boys, today we're going to be looking at some tik tok fucking Lats does it perfectly, too. Yeah. Make sure you subscribe to our YouTube, where you can watch this episode in full and watch some extra little funny bits as well. I've done a little bit of SEO stuff because I realized it's very hard to find our podcast now. It's not as hard. Excellent. There we go. Yeah, you can find it by typing in prod into YouTube. Actually, if you search the podcast, it will also come up. Yes. Excellent. There you go. This is now fixed. Make sure you follow us on our social, such as Instagram, even TikTok and Facebook, which is how you'll get in touch with us on what live album you want us to listen to. And if you want to see Blake, we'll take all of your suggestions with the result and probably neglect all of them. Yeah. And then we'll listen to whatever the fuck we want to listen to. And then it'll be one of your suggestions, and we'll be like, It was my idea. It was Blake's idea. That's how it works. Yeah, well, no one told us about this. We have original ideas. We have steel ideas

about their midard steel shit. If you want to see more of Blake Bentley stealing shit, make sure you follow him with all of his socials at Blake on the Score Bentley TV. That includes not Twitch anymore because no one streams. Streaming is dead. Yeah, I think streaming, it's not very good right now. Anyway. How do we see you? Where we look? What do we do? You can find me on Spotify, boys. You can find me on Spotify. And all socials at Switchblades for Kids. All one word and that's about it. Make sure you fucking cream of the crop on my stuff. I'm using it. Yeah, you did. It was a good song. It's in my gym playlist now. I start with that song now. Holy shit. There we go. That's huge. Okay. Thank you.

Yeah, if you're really good hello. If you're a really good person, you'll fucking share this with somebody. You leave us a review. I think that's a doable thing on Spotify. I don't know. I know it is on Apple. I don't know how it works. Yes. I don't know on Apple podcast, but yeah, leave it a five star give it a five star. Say, this is for the boys. Yes, because for us, and we're the like, subscribe and share this podcast and all of us. Don't forget to hit that notification bell. Absolutely destroy that like, button. Stop. Did you know that only 11% of you have the notification button turned on? According to my statistics, you're not subscribed. So subscribe now. Did you know 99% of you are not subscribed? Did you know our entire listener base is male? There you go. Did you know? Really? That's incorrect. That is incorrect. I'm finding it for a fact. It's 100% incorrect. Hi, Kelly. Hey, Jenna. Yeah, that's a good point. All right, I think that's it. Okay. Yeah, I think we're done.

Thank you.