The Prod.cast

Hello and welcome to another episode of the podcast podcast. We talk life, working, occasionally, music. My name is Switchblades for Kids and the other half of the podcast is your boy, Blake Bentley. Hello. Hey, Gum. What's going on? Hey, Gum, man, I'm peaking, man. I can see like big blue chunky sausages coming out of Audacity right now. It's fantastic. I'm feeling pretty good too. I'm feeling pretty good. How are you going? Good. Thanks, Rob. What'd you get up to for this week, my friend? This weekend I fucking ate for 5 hours straight in the baby shower. It was so good, so late. Just real quick. Literally at 01:00, 01:00 to fucking 06:00. That's sort of when we left. We left at 06:00. But for that entire 5 hours, they had like a constant spread going out. And so it was like a big barbecue for main lunchtime sort of thing. And then it was like, oh, here's some other little nothy bits. And I was like, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. I went back into the fridge to get the stuff that they had put away from the barbecue and I was like, oh, just grab a sausage. Yum. And kept eating. And like for some reason, they had put all of the salads into the Tupperware containers. So I just grabbed a Tupperware container, opened it up, grabbed a fork and was walking around and I was like, you know what, I'm going to eat it. They're not going to eat it. I'm going to eat it. You brought it out for us. Is it a Tupperware container? I'm just going to take the lid off and pick it up and I'm just going to put some meat in there. That's me. So yeah, I went ham. And that is like little like lamb coffee things. I'm just not lame or beef coffers I was like, smacking them. The lucky lady who has twins in her belly. Her dad is like this expert fucking smoker. Like he makes smoked meats, loves smoked any sort of meat. He was like starting the whole smoked chicken sort of thing. I've had like smoked chicken wings that he made once. Oh my God. God damn it. Oh my God. Fucking this man. This beautiful man. I love him too. He loves my kids and I love him as if he was my kid.

He made like a whole heap of these smoked pork sausages and they're all cut up into little bits and he likes, oh, man, I ate like half the fucking lot. I was standing up. You know how there's usually like a big plaster mold blowout table sort of thing and it's just covered in food? I didn't leave that table for a long time. I literally walked into the party, gave the lady a hug, gave the old man, hey, hey, girl. Man food out there. I'll be right back. Cracked a beer, walked out and just kept eating. Just kept on eating. Then they finished up the barbecue and then I kept eating some more. And as I said, I did not stop eating for about 5 hours. We were leaving and I was like, oh, let's have another piece of cake. Still cake left? Yeah, I'll have a little bit of cake. Can I have another little caramel tart things that you put out? Yeah, I'll have one of them and then I'd smack. They have me to think because now they don't have to have such overloaded brinish. Yeah, they'd be like, oh my God, what are we going to do with all these leftovers? I got home, so as I'm leaving, I was like, are you sure you're going to eat all that stuff in the pink? Because they had a little bit left. And Tracy, bless her heart, I love her so much, she's like, no, no, go into the fridge. Take what you want. Take what you want. So I went in there without hesitation, just said, yes, thanks, and walked straight past, push past this pregnant lady with twins jetted straight for the fridge, ripped it open. And her mum at the point her mom was trying to make a cup of tea at the side of this. I was like, sorry, excuse me, excuse me. I'm just going to open up this fridge through the wall.

I could palm this woman out of the way as a listener lady, I got fucking work to do, okay? She's like trying to make like a cup of coffee or solo a cup of tea. And I was like, oh, do you want me to put the milk back? And I just grabbed the milk and I was like, oat milk? I drink oat milk. And I'd like, put it on the table next to some Tupperware containers. Like, you're not taking the oat milk back, okay? You said anything. And I was like I was being a smartass. I pulled out an eggs. Anyway, what I actually took what I actually took was two Tupperware containers filled with salad, one Tupperware container filled with meatballs. I still have a couple in the fridge. I'm going to hit them up straight. Afterwards I pulled out the sausages, like a full container full of sausages. And she's like, oh, actually we might have them. And I'm like, okay, all of them. So I got another sausage. Was eating it as I was like trying to get more stuff out of their friends. I love her so much. She got like a lunch cooler bag, like a little cooler bag rescue thing. Loaded up all the Tupperware into that bag with a little freezer brick on top. And then gets a whole slice like a ring of cake. Because they like when they cut the cake, they cut it into like rings. So they literally they literally only got through the top layer. All the kids that were eating cake, they only got through the top layer of cake. So there was a whole layer. I got a whole layer of cake.

Dude. Dude. I left like a fucking like a bandit, man. I got out of there. I had so much food, and like, I literally got home after eating after eating all day. Got home, put the kids to bed, open up the fridge, grabbed out. So that the salad tupperware and the meatball tupperware and yeah, the pasta salad. I took the pasta salad and I finished it off. I finished off the pasta salad. I finished off the normal salad, and I ate, like, half the meatballs, which there was like, eight or nine

you need to fucking stop.

It all came from maybe about, like, maybe 30 minutes before she said, you can take whatever you want out of the fridge. I was literally trying to get my daughter out of someone else's ute because they were trying to leave. And my daughter was just like, I love being in the back of a ute, freaking out, making friends as she does. And I've picked her up and I've staunched her to go inside. I was just like, you did the let's go inside, you know? And Trace is like, oh, you're getting quite big. And I was like, yeah, I'm really hungry all the time. I'd like to eat. And then it was like, 30 minutes later, I'm trying to leave. She's like, you guys can have some more food. I'm like, yes, I can have more food, and I will. And that's why today,

after you did all of that, chris and I are playing a game that we started. Jewelry, too, right? We're just sticking around. It's just some hack and slashy, no nonsense fun. Just absolutely nothing matters. You just swing a big sword at other people. Very fun, right? Convince Zack to download. He goes, yeah. I call download. He comes on. He's like, Man, I'm just not feeling it. First of all, I didn't say I wasn't feeling it. I said, I'm feeling a bit tired, guys. You're like, I'll set an alarm for an hour's time cause it was still downloading. So I was like, a quick note. I'll just rest my head on the table. Maybe I'll wake up asleep. No, you know what happened? You were down, laid down on that couch right fucking there with Winston up at this end. Like he has up the other end. So I have my feet on the dog. And he didn't move the whole time. And I just laid there. I think I woke up once, I looked over and I was nearly done with the download. I was like, oh, that's great. So I just rolled over. I just, like, went my head back. I was like, I'll just think about how cool it's going to be to play this game. I woke up at about one third. No one's on discord anymore. The fucking discord had actually kicked me out of the chat and said, you were an AFCAT chat. The download is complete, but it's 130. My life is still on. My eyes are stinging. I woke up. The only reason I was woken up was because I had snored so loudly. My dog had woken up at my feet and had kicked me very and then I had like the sorce neck all fucking day. Yeah, I went to bed at like 130 after turning off my computer, going, oh God, fucking I love this, I'm so happy. And then woke up and was like,

very funny. But no, because Chris and I were playing and you're like, I'll just be back in a SEC, I'll be right back. And then you went into Afghan. Yeah. He ain't coming back. I was like, he's gone, he's done. He's done for the night. Anyway, so now I have the last light. Very funny, right? And then this morning so today was Harper's birthday party, right? Absolutely. Everyone wakes up, right? And we look outside. What a beautiful fucking passing down. Perfect. And the thing is, this isn't like a summer rain. This is like it is still cold. Yeah, it's gross. Anyway, but I was watching the forecast the whole time, right? I was like, It's all good forecast. By eleven it'll be good. Anyway, it was quite windy, I noticed, and I was like, that's a good thing, cause it's pushing the clouds along. They're moving quick, they're not sticking around, so come like maybe I think it's like 1030, we get to the pool, start setting up and everything, and it stopped running. At that point, everything was done to dry. It was starting to get warmer. I was like, yeah, this is it. Come like, I think twelve, because I was when I went to get pieces and it was pretty much clearing up by that point. Yeah, dude, it was like sun out by the time you were going to get the pieces. I noticed at 230 it was no clouds in the sky. Yeah, it was literally no clouds in the sky. Sun is out, it is warm. I'm in the pool. Pool was really cold still, though, because it was so cold overnight and stuff. But sun was out. It was getting pretty fucking warm. I didn't even use the towel because it was so warm that I just got out and just let my shoes dry. Yeah, I literally only put my legs in and when I got out, like, I didn't dry them off or anything. I was just walking around with Mavin Quinn. I was drying up, man. I was saying jackie said I was like one, nothing went fucking wrong, okay? Nothing went it was literally I'm going to say it was probably one of the best days I've had in a very long time. It was that's good.

Thank you, carnival. Everybody sold judgemental. It was a delicioso. So we went to the pool, we set up. It was fucking awesome. There was like another family that ended up arriving. They were fine, though. I even ended up throwing the fucking that balloon filled with that. So Josh, our friend, filled a balloon with ice for some fucking reason, and he threw it at me. He's like, hey, Pinaquis, is this I was like, It's cold. I'll put ice in it. I'm like, Can I tell you right now the reason he was putting the ice in the balloons? Because he blow it up and he had two of them in there, and he would spin the ice around the balloon. And he's like, it sounds like rain on a tin roof, man. This is rain on a tin roof. And we're like, holy fuck. He's right. It actually was. Everyone listening right now. Go get balloons. Go and get some ice, put it in the balloon and blow it up a little bit. Hold the end and just spin it around. Rain on a tin roof? Yeah, rain on a tin roof. How weird is that? It's fucking weird. Unless you have rain on a tin roof. That's how you get the sound right there. Send this to a foliage. Do you reckon that's how they do it? No, they probably pour water on the tin. Oh, no. They do some weird shit, like punching in there, like celery. I think I was watching something recently, just to deviate for one moment when they're making how, like, normal footsteps don't translate well into video games and TV shows. Some dudes are wearing, like, boxing gloves on their feet and walking through sand or on wood to make the proper sound of walking through whatever. It's weird, man. Foley artists will do fucking crazy, weird stuff, man. Have you seen Avatar? The Last airbender, obviously, the flying bison? I was watching how they make his tongue licking sound effects. They have like a wet rag that they use a bucket on, and they just, like, stomp the wet rag and then they pick it up, drop the wet rag, and then punch it down with the bucket or something like that. That's like the sand. That like slopping sound. Wow, that's wild. Yeah, that's fucking wild. Look, just weird sound. This is a weird thing, man. It's not always what you think it is. So anyway, back to today, right? Go on. So sun's out. It's a beautiful day. I'm just hanging out, throwing some balloon thing around. The kids, buns out for the boys. Just the usual. Nothing went wrong. And then also for dinner, because I was like, fuck, we ate so much pizza. So we got a whole bunch of pizza. Zach ate I don't know how many pizzas you ate, man. I think I ate about a pizza and a half. Yeah, it was a lot. I was getting close to the thing is, when the cake came out, I didn't know where the pizza went. And I realized it was literally on the pizza. And then I moved Jackie's mum looked at me so weird when I, like, picked up the fucking cake tray and the knife and I was talking to you. And I looked over at her like, hi. And I moved it over and then opened up the box. She looked at me and she's like, he's seriously still gone? You're seriously going to have another pizza? I'm trying to talk to my grandkids here. You're going to bring out the pizza ribbon? He's like, this, man is how is he eating so much, dude? And I tell you what, I could have gone. I could have kept going, dude. I don't know what I've done. I reckon I could have kept on pizza. It's because it's just mindset. It's mindset, man. This is the thing people think, how do I get big? How do I get Bolbers? How do I get dirty, striated, stacked and on the attack? Yeah, you got to have the fucking mindset to eat. It's a mindset thing. You have the mind sack to suck down some fucking treats, man. Sucking down the tree. That's very funny. I don't know how you eat so much, man. It's a lot of food. It's over time. Obviously, you don't have like if you sit down and eat yeah. And then you eat that meal and then you go, now I'm really full, right? And then if you go back like 40 minutes, I could probably have a handful of chips or something. Like this morning called next morning. Oh, my god. This morning

it was a two parlor. I literally added in two acts. Fuck him. I was like, oh, my god. This is part two of my confessions. Fucking but after that, my gut was so empty, man. TikTok, man, my guts were so empty. They felt like I had, like, that pain of hunger, you know? I don't know if you've ever experienced that where it's like you just go, oh, my god, I'm really fucking hungry. And it's so empty after being so stretched out. Yeah, I'm not going to lie in that was powerful because I have had a lot of food over this weekend as well. Yeah, I've had a lot of food too. Yeah, I picked out yesterday as well. I love it, bro. It was bad. That wasn't good food. But I went to go grab something from the survey last night before you fell asleep. I went to go grab something. I was just like, I don't know what I want. And I got to the first Servo and it was closed. And I was like, Fuck. I went to go to Plain Land and I was like, yeah, fuck it. I'm just going to get hungry. Jacks at like 1130 or something. I played Chevrolet till like 1230 or something. It was fucking oh, was that no, that was a different time. You must have left and come back. Yeah, you did. Because I'm still trying to remember what I did last night. Because like, going to sleep, and I must have been in, like, a craze because I came in and you're like, Dell Jones. Like, I'll fucking buy the game. Pass again. No, it was $11 for me. Really? Yeah. I don't know why. I think I should have just made a new account, but I fucking paid $10 for that. And then, yeah, I got a month of it. Sure. And then, yeah, just passed out. But fucking yeah, I think in between there sometimes you were like, I'll be right back. I think you were getting that fucking you were getting something to eat. A drink or something to eat. Yeah, it was a drink or something like that. Yeah. But I remember and you'll be like, I'll be right back. And I remember sitting there talking to Chris, and I was like, but I'm already starting to fucking fall asleep on this keyboard. I was playing Conan. No, wait, this might have been the night before. It might have been last night, but I remember

it's doing this. It's like pizza today or yesterday. Wait, I remember being here last night. Oh, my God. Was I here

just two days in a row? Obviously. I've worn the bumbag two days in a row for yesterday and today. Right. Both days. I copped shit for wearing it, right? Yeah, up until it was useful. You hear you're wearing a bumbag. That's cool. Yeah. That's pretty silly, though, isn't it? You don't actually like wearing it. Yeah, I do like wearing it, actually. It's fucking very handy. It holds all my goodies. Okay. And that was like, yesterday. Someone was like, that's a fun little thing. Oh, I like the patent. Like, yeah, I like the patent. That's why I got it. Fucking it's a cool little bunback. Okay. And then they're like, oh, no, we're running out of we don't have enough pens. There's a heaps of people lining up to try and guess the agenda. Oh, yeah, that's right. To try and guess the gender. And they have these all cards, and they have one pen at the table. Yeah. Okay. They expect everyone to wait their turn. No, people are screaming out, I've been patient. I need to run my fucking ID account out again. So they're all freaking out. Okay? Here I am, a man of utility. I fucking screech open my fucking bumbag. I thrust my hand into my crotch bag, okay? And I'm reefing around and I'm grabbing whatever I can find. And I grab this shaft. Okay? I grabbed this shaft and I pull it out. It's a four pen. Okay. No, the four color pens, it's the most the one that everyone was jealous of. If you had oh, bro, I had two of them. So I had a blue one and a red one. The red one's like a fine tip one. It's really cool. I didn't know that existed anyway. You mean a fine tip multi one? Yeah, this pen. But it's red. So nice to write with. Exactly. Guess what? I fucking ripped out two of these girthy shafts of pens and I said, Guys, fucking here you go. You can write. You can write now. Guess what? There's four colors. You take out the little inks, there's eight people writing, oh, my God. No more need to freak out about trying to guess the gender or forgetting it because you're so lacked with attention to fucking write it down on a card. You need a pen right now to get that fucking shit that guess what, I got your pen right here. And I fucking reached and grabbed it, threw it at their fucking faces and I said, here's your pen. Now write down your stupid gender. Guess. Because you're all wrong. All right? It's got to be two big full grown men coming out of that woman, okay? Sorry. Yeah, I love her. She's a fucking weapon. She's a food. Yes, I love her. And two full grown men are going to come out of that vagina. Or maybe cesarean, I don't know. You want to come out through the sunroof and two full grown men will emerge, okay, with hair on their heads, hair on their chest and hair in their ass cracks, okay? They're going to be fucking sunroof worst.

Yeah. And today someone was I think it was Crystal. Crystal fucking walked up and was like, fucking what a silly looking bumback. And I was like, oh, that's no way to fucking treat a friend you haven't seen in years. Yeah, literally, bitch. Literally years. I was really young, Kelly, for fucking years as well. I think he'll be a couple of months ago, actually. She reminded me today. You remember the last episode where I was talking about places I haven't been or capital cities I haven't been to, where I said, Adelaide, pettis, and that was it. She's like, Hobart's a capital city. And I said, I don't care. Tasmania is not fucking connected to Australia. Tasmania is barely a fucking state, okay? Tasmania could float away at any fucking second and no one would know or care. You'd be like

a whole little tiny love heart of a country that was like, I'm here disappearing. Help me. And no one cared because mainland Australia said, fuck you, Hobart. You lost country. Tasmania was actually its own country. Imagine fucking wild tasmaniacs. Fuck you. Imagine yama Tasmanian. Yeah. No one can prove that Tasmania exists, though.

Anyway. Yeah. Back to the party. Once again today, Jackie, it was Jackie today. It was like, we're trying to pin the unicorn horn on the unicorn, right? And the kids are going crazy. They're like, yeah, I want to go. Give me a go. I want to go. And they're freaking out, right? Guess what? You get the first you get the first thing on there. And then it's like how? You got someone. Some smart, beautiful man says, how are you going to know whose is. Who's. That was you, Blake. That's what you said. And guess what? Yeah, you did say that. Yeah, he did say that. I know you had a zero at the party, man. I was delicious, by the way. Yeah. This is God tank. But I fucking reached in. It's just like, oh, yeah, well, right on, right on. And then Jackie's scramble, looking left and right. Where's the pen? Surely someone here has a pen. I'm reaching my front sack, thrust my hand, my hairy hands into my front sack and reach around, grab that shaft once more, and I say, I've got your pen right here. Here you go. I trump her mother. Oh, no, sorry, it was your grandmother. Yeah, because your grandmother was like, I've got a pen right here. And I was like, I've got a pen.

My sack is much more glorious than your hand back. She would try the same pattern, and she's like, oh, Jackie, I've got one here.

It's been twice now that people have gone tiny little bummet rap until it's fucking useful, isn't it? Yeah, you like it when it's useful, don't you? You like it when it serves you, but not when it's a little party gag, isn't it? Funny? Funny man with a retro bum bag. You are real fucking I'm so glad that there's now two times on record, a lot of people around that went, silly bumbag. Oh, no, we need something. I've got it in my fucking bumbag. Look, I'm loving I'm going to revel in the fucking years to come. I couldn't tell. People are going to hear about this. A lot of people are going to hear about it. Disgusting. You know what? I'm going to point out to listeners right now, listening, fucking this includes you, Kelly. Get a bumbag. Get a bumbag. Blake, you already talked to me earlier about this. You're probably getting a bumbag, definitely. But yeah, if you don't have a bumbag, guys, go out and get one. Go ahead and get one. Get a plain one. Get a fucking colorful one. My one looks like that one looks like it's. Straight out of the 80s, dude. Save by the bell. If I say save by the bell, bam. That's the look. Straight out of the 80s. If you're listening and you don't know what saved by the bell looks like, that's it, man. That's the look. It's the colored triangles and circles and the white and the all of it. It's great. I love it. Wow, it's so useful. And you know what? You know the best part is? It's a real bad bag. It's a real bad bag because I unzip it. Yeah, sure. I've got my phone in there. Sure, I've got a Stubby cooler in there, but I've also got treats in there for the kids. I go, Someone needs a Muslim bar. Yeah, it's me. I'm going to eat that Muslim bar. Yeah, that's okay. I saved the lollies from the party. They're mine now. Yum, yum, yum. Goodbye. No, dad, can I have a lollipop? I ate it. Can I have a newsletter? I've only got two left, and I'm eating them both. I devoured it. Oh, dad, if you got the keys, I've already eaten them. It's a way of life if you want to be, like, at your prime all the time. You don't need keys and to be foaming around in your pockets. You don't want to ruin the lines of your hands. You could fucking have this bumbag. Strap it over your shoulder if you want to be a douchebag, but wear it around your hips if you want to be a real fucking man, all right? Because I'm sick of seeing you know what those lads the fucking

there was, dudes wearing those fucking added ass bumbags across their chests like fucking wankers, okay? I don't like it. I'm not about it. They're idiots. Fuck them. You're not wearing around your waist like a real goddamn man. If we ever go back pussy,

if we ever go back to the city, we have to wear like, shorts somehow. Like runners, but up. Hawaiians and fucking runners. Yeah, we should just do that when we go out for your birthday because we're going to be very keen on that. Wings and pool. Wings and pool. And I'm going to yes, of course. We are going to wear that fantastic bumbag shults and rubber. I'll let everyone know now, actually. This is just a reminder for everyone, okay? We're in October right now. Oh, God. No big surprise. We're in October. Guess what's around a fucking corner? Christmas. Right? Valentine's Day. So get your presence in now. Because if you don't have a loved one boohoo, fucking suck it up, champion. Get a fucking woman or a man. If you're in a man, I'm talking about Valentine's Day. Because Valentine's Day is way more important than Christmas. Christmas is for kids, okay? Christmas is for kids. I'm talking to the men of the podcast and the women of the podcast. If you haven't got a man or a woman and you're a man or a woman, go and get a man or a woman, okay? Or don't. Hey, just do you. I don't care what it is. No way. Go and get a man or a woman and then have them for that extremely lonely day. And that's it. Wow. They fucking dubbed their ass. No christmas is coming up around the corner. I was like, where are you going with this? I told Kim today. I told Kim today. I was like, I've already got your Christmas present for next year. I was watching YouTube shorts. I can't fucking say this on the podcast. I must say this out because I know Kelly's going to listen. And she's going to be like, oh, I know exactly what's happening. And I'm going to tell Kim that's exactly what's going to happen. My name's Kelly, and I'm going to. Tell Kim, slapping my fucking hands around like a motherfucker. I will tell you off this, but I already have Kim's Christmas present for next year. Yes, it is going to be an expensive present, but I've got a whole year to fucking save up for it. And if I save up $100 a month wait, what? It's a clearance. It's an extremely fucking expensive present. Oh, God. No. I've given it away. It's actually a lot less than that. It's more like if I saved a dollar a month, I would have it. What the fuck? Shut the fuck up, kelly, I swear to God, I know you're listening to this. You shut up. You do not tell her a goddamn thing. And I'll know because she tells me everything. She literally is talking about. She just told me

the episode was Zach goes on unhinged ranch for fucking 30 minutes. Hey, man, I'm good to listen, brother. I have episodes where I take over 90% of it. I'm just happy to be here,

man. I've done the glasses. Look, you're serious? I'm just happy to experience this, you know? I'm glad, man. This is all right. I've got my change of glasses. We're going to calm down. Take it down a notch. My legs are sweating. It's got incredibly sweaty legs at the moment. I've gone on such a rant that it's just made me moist all over. Guys, please buy other glasses, please, if you're still listening, please. Thank you for sticking around. Please don't go. Please don't go. I love a plea to the audience,

actually. Can I just say, we hit 1400 downloads. Oh, yeah. This is all due to the listeners that are constantly coming back. And obviously they must be telling people because we're getting listeners, brand new listeners at the start of our journey into podcasting. We have, like, listeners from the second episode and onwards. This out, by the way, september having over 100 downloads in a month. It's fantastic. Thank you from the bottom of my fucking heart. Yes, you listeners, the fantastic people who download, listen and enjoy this podcast and listen to it for what it is because it is unhinged brandy fucking bullshit. An hour every fucking week. And you keep coming back. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. This is raw. This is unfilled, too. A bleeding heart podcast, man. This is fucking unlikely. But so, sincerely, thank you so much. It's unfathomable. The reason that me and my best mate can literally just talk shit for an hour and listen to an album for a week and you guys are loving it. Humbles me so much. I'm thinking about it. Like, literally, when we found out they cracked the 1400 and I was like, this is like it hits your heart, man. It's cool. It makes you go, oh, my God. These are people that are fucking constantly listening. This hasn't fizzled out. This is like it's going places. It's so nice. It is so incredibly nice. It's heartwarming. It's fantastic. I have no more words for it, but thank you so much, guys. Thank you so much. Like, I'm just checking. I have 122 subscribers on YouTube. That's also huge. Yeah, it's massive. It's pretty cool. It's sort of the same. I think that's a milestone. It's I don't care if people hitting 10 million and I hit 100. I'm pretty happy with that. That's an achievement. You know what? Because it's all the stepping stones, man. You can't get to 10 million if you don't hit 100. Exactly. Just saying that's 122 different accounts. That could possibly be different people. There might be double ups. Maybe. I think it might be me double up. I've gained, like, almost 100 since I started uploading on the shorts. On my shorts? Yeah. And I've only uploaded shorts onto YouTube for, like, a month. Yeah, but the reach on some of them, when they get like, three and a half thousand views, I have three and a half thousand people. Five k. I think one of them. Yeah. Huge. Yeah. YouTube shortly. Where it's at, man? Honestly, I reckon there'll be some algorithm for shorts where it's like, you have to have the right letters or the right words and then the right picture and then the right amount of time, and then you'll get, like, 10 million fucking views. Yeah. I don't know. I'm just going to keep whatever it is, it's growing regardless. I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing with this. But then I'm going to put other content on there as well. I'm going to start doing more short format content. Yeah. I released my first non just daily update progress video. I've seen that. Yeah. Where? It was like I was like something with the rain. It was raining. I guess I shouldn't go to gym. And it was also me, like the mirror and shit. Yeah. In the gym. Yeah. That's actually something Kelly said today that I love it for. That was such a good call. You got to turn your content brain on. Yeah. Like when we were talking about how lads fucking absolutely smashed out my harms on stage, that 100 cent right there would have been the perfect thing to have on video because it's like, we'll never be able to recreate that moment again. Obviously, that will live on inside my head as one of the fucking all time greatest things to ever happen. It was incredible. Yeah. The vibe was fucking wild in there. It was like nothing I'd ever seen before. Going from, like, 50 to 60 people to, like, 200 people. So that's what it felt like in fucking 30 seconds. Yeah, but Kelly's fucking right on board. Right on track with have a content brain so that you're constantly going, well, this could be filmed or this could be I could take a picture of this and then this is good for later. Yeah, it's fantastic. Look, what do we listen to this week, Zack? You know what we listened to this week? Listeners are fucking the most brutal fucking shit I've listened to in so long. Bry struggled. Electric wizard. Bryan the wizard. I struggled so hard. It really struggled. It's off of me. I loved it. I loved it so much. Do you listen to Barbarian when you're fucking lifting? Yeah, I can get that. I can get behind that. But I was just going through everything and I was like, man, I don't know if it was just I just wasn't vibing at the time, but it didn't hook me. So I skipped through a lot of the songs and didn't really listen to it, to be honest. I gave it the best of tries and I was just I never wanted to listen to it. I tried every day. Wow. That's it. I tried every day. So I was like I listened to one song and then I was, like, changed. I was like, I listen to one song and then skip half of it and then listen to the rest of the next one. Some of them are like just straight up blues odyssey's where they just go for ten minutes or something like that, and they're just like it's obviously like 16 bars of the same thing. And then it changes and then it changes again after that, 16 bars. But some of it's just a wild, like, obviously it's stoner metal, electric wizard, dope thrown stoner metal. It's like sludge metal, doom metal, sort of like shit. It's meant to be long, drawn out, deep, distorted, like fucking very atmospheric sort of shit. But honestly, this thing, if you didn't vibe with it, that's perfectly fine. Yeah, because music is subjective. It might not have hit you the way it hit me, because I tell you what, it hit me like a fucking ton of bricks. A ton of sludgy, oily fucking bricks. And I loved it so much. It was a fantastic album for me. I love it. That's good. It's good to fucking vibe with it. You know what I mean? I fucking loved it. I remember when a chap by the name of Corin, oh, wow. He introduced me back over ten years ago. He introduced me to this album. Do you know what's even weirder? Tell me. There was a guy called Coron at the fucking supermarket today because I heard him over the PA system. It was Coron, please change a gas bottle. And I was just like, I haven't heard that name in a long time. And I literally thought of the dude today. Yeah, there you go. What the f? That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. I haven't thought of this guy for, like, ten fucking years. He's the reason why I have such a varied selection in music taste at the moment, because he introduced me to so many different bands in the space of about two months. He introduced me to well, first of all, Electric Wizard, he introduced me to Every Time I Die. The dillinger escape plan. Dillinger escape plan. Yeah. It was like, what was the grandfather clock? The number twelve looks like you yeah. The number twelve looks like you

yeah, dude. It's a vibe. But he helped me through with getting over the fact that Lincoln Park and Slipknot are not the only two fucking bands out there. Yep. Oh, white chapel. He showed me fucking white chapel. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, oh, my God. This is fucking more brutal than anything I could fucking comprehend at the time. And it was just like, when I first listened to Whitechapple, I was like, what the fuck is this? I can't understand any of this. They're just angry all the time. And there's three lead guitars or three guitars, and I was like, fuck. What the hell? Why would I do that? That's so weird. It took me, like, a whole year of constantly listening to the Somatic Defilement to realize just how fucking cool it was. And it wasn't the same with he introduced me to go, Jira. That's another fucking huge one. I can't believe how many bands this guy introduced me to because he just had the fucking I don't know. He must have had, like, the perfect library of music. And he was just like, I know exactly who you are as a person here's all these bands that you were going to love for the rest of your fucking life. And it's true. He nailed everything for me. He was like, I still listen to the exact same album. Actually the exact same album for fucking everything he fucking showed me. Maybe it's the teenage brain. That's what I was just thinking, where it's like, here's what you do and that's it, and you'll love it for the rest of your life. Because those are like those golden teenage years. You know what I mean? It's like whatever music you listen to then really shapes what you want to sort of and not necessarily, but what you always like going back to, you know what I mean? Because I'm the same. Like, most of the shit that I always would go back to is like kill Switch engaged and bought from Valentine and System of a down Louis

Specific. It's one song. It's thoughtless from corn. That song I go back to all the fucking time. I fucking love that song. Parkway Drive. How many affliction? He showed me county blessings. And I was like, oh, my God. I remember him showing me how was he screaming so high? And then he's screaming so low. How was he doing that? And then he's just like, yeah, dude. Anyway, to get back to the reason why I fucking love Electric Wizard is probably because my teenage brain at the time was still forming. That whole conversation is why you like it. It's like my teenage brain said, this is the fucking coolest shit out. And I didn't really understand it at the time. I was like, yeah, this is stoner metal. And it was like weed. That's cool as a teenager. Because you're like, yeah, that's fucking illegal. And the society doesn't fucking like it. Society must hate these fucking this band, right? And you go, man, they're outcast. And that's literally me. I'm an outcast because I'm a teenager and I like metal. And you go, you make a connection with all these things, and you go, I'm going to like this band, because they're just like me. You know what I mean? It's a weird way to fucking put it. I might be psychoanalyzing. It way too hard. Because when I listen to it now, I don't think about any of that sort of shit. I listen to it, and it is just super grungy, distorted, down low fucking tuned guitars with some real ratty drums. And this guy yelling all the time who sounds like he's in another room. And I don't know. It's a fantastic album. I love it. There's something about it that is so endearing that it was like these guys tried their hardest for their and this wasn't their first album, but they tried their hardest to fucking make this their biggest album. Yeah. And it was the year 2000, man. This is a 22 year old album.

Yeah. What do you reckon? Final ratings? I don't want to write it because I just didn't listen to it. Honestly. Quick soy jack. I don't feel like I would have to be five. I just have to be dead center. Because I didn't hate it. But I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't hate it. I didn't hate it, but I didn't like it. I listened to most of it, and I listened to it. And that's what I mean. It was never a point of like, God, I hate this. I was just like, I just don't like metal. I like Metal Corps and shit. Like, it's not music that I hate. I'm not trying to fucking have a go in. I'm just asking what you feel. Yelling. Yeah, I like metal. I listened to some heavy shit as well. This is not the heaviest shit that I've ever listened to, right? Literally, we were just talking about all these heavy ass fucking artists like Diligerous, Gate Plan and F, like you and all these anyway, I just in front of it. I don't know. I don't know what it was. It just wasn't for me. That's fine. It wasn't for me. Which is why I'm like, neither hate it nor love it. It's a five for me. I recommend it. Maybe try it if you're into, like, metal core and shit. Just see if you vibe. If you like fucking Electric wizard. I don't know, you tell me in the comments. If you purposely search up metal and then in brackets, slowed and reverbed, this is your fucking band. Yeah, that's pretty accurate. I love slow and reverb shit. Can I just say there was a slowden reverbed version of what's that doom song, the Only Thing They Fear is You're So Slow. It's chunky. I loved it. I have a slowed and reverb wutang claims song in my jungle. It is so hard. It goes so fucking hard. Anyway, I'm going to show you a song after this as well. It's so fucking good. I'm going to give this a very fucking wholehearted nine. Nice. Nine out of ten. This album fucking hit time for me. I love it when listening to it. Like this week, there was one time where I was listening to it while I wasn't doing anything. So I just was sitting and listening, trying to absorb the music, right? Yeah. That was the only time that I was very nostalgic for the album. And that's when I had, like, the deep thought of, like, this is like my teenage angst album sort of thing. But any other time I was listening to it, I was working out or I was doing something else, I put it on, like the UI boom. Just like, doing a cleanup one day. And Kim was like, this is pretty heavy. I don't know if the kids are like if I don't understand what that guy is saying. The kids definitely don't know what he's saying. It turns out he is literally talking about, like, he's the witchfinder and they don't know what the hell's going on. Anyway, it doesn't matter. But yeah, if I was working out, I would pick, like, the more faster tracks, which is faster for this band, is like, oh, my God, they went from 60 BPM to 80 B-P-M. Yeah, that's it. They went up, like, literally just a little bit. But it's brutal. It's dark, it's fucking deep. I love it. I love it. And the subject matter in the lyrics is literally like they're fucking fantasy role players. They're DND nerds. You can tell in the new year. And the new year, I think, because this month is fucking busy. And then next month will be fucking busy. And then December will be busy. New year. We're going to DND. I've already started writing the one shot. Have you? Yeah. Nice. Yes. Dude, I'm all over it, man. I've been having dream. Why not? Because I was just thinking we could just get a blow mod table. Because it'll be like we'll try and do it when it's warm. Just get a blow mod table, reverse your car out. Just put the table in the garage. Because we can yeah, we can be pretty loud in the garage. Yeah. And we'll just bring, like, camping chairs and shoot over in a fucking tablecloth. Boom. There's our DND table. Yeah, right? I don't have my Hard Copy rulebook, though, so we'll have to buy one, which is fucking my brotherinlaw. This is a fucking hack for anyone who plays tabletop RPGs, get the PDF, put it on a USB, take it to Office Works, get them to print it and bind it because they can. And it costs you fucking like $10 or something. No, wrong. No, that's the best way to do it. Because they do it in tape like they do it in color paper. I've used so many fucking rule books with so many different tabletop RPGs in PDF, like printed form. Yeah, I have one. I'm ready to boil your socks off. Okay. See, I work for Defense, and they have these cool things called big printers that do the exact same thing as Office Works. Plus they bind it like hard. Yes, hardbonded. Oh, wow. That's pretty good. You give me that USB, I take it to work. I literally do it for free. Alright, see? Perfect. Fucking done, brother. This isn't my first time stealing from the government. This is your weekly reminder to commit tax rule. Anyway, fuck all of that. What are we listening to next week? Oh, for this week? Sorry. Art, dude, this is right up your alley. Yeah, it's an MTV unplugged version album. Sorry. Album of a little known artist. Australian artist, actually. No, she's not a she's not even a him. That's how she goes by. That's how they go by. I can't do that, but I'm going to play. That's how they go by. That's how they go by. They go by that. Their name is Tash Sultana. Their name is Tash Sultana. This is nice.

Is going to be fucking smashing. Smashing my ears with fantastic fucking guitar legs, really? And loops into my ears. I love it. I can't wait to hear it. Yeah. Fucking man. Big fan. Big fan. Super excited. Every time we say she or her no, please don't. I will. I'm going to believe it out because I don't want to offend, but at the same time, fuck

you all the time. No, I can't do it then. I'm not going to bleep it out now. All right? We need to end this shit. Thank you for listening. Thank you for being here. We appreciate you. Thank you for constantly coming back. Yeah. People are fucking beautiful. And please, if you like it and you know you like it, please tell your friends, tell your family members, tell your dog. Play it. Play it once for your dog. While you're out going to the groceries. Who knows? Do you want to do the wrap up? Yeah, let's wrap up. Everyone knows a wrap up, but on the door to get anyway because there's people out there. You might be a new listener. And this is the first episode. Guess what? How did Swishbased for Kids how did you get here? How did you stick it out? My name is Swishlas for kids. If you want to see more of my face or listen to more of my voice, make sure you or even listen to my music, because I do that it's very clear to God I still do it. Look up switchblades for kids. All one word. Thank you for saying and listening to the gym. That's anywhere you can find it. Switch plates for kids. All one word. And if you want to see more of Blake Bentley or listen to Blake Bentley, because he has a song out as well. I do. It's a fantastic song. It's a bob. You have me make it with me it's a hell of a BOP. Yeah, man. And I'll never stop I'll never stop helen, make sure you look at Blake underscore Bentley TV for now. Even though I don't stream, we will eventually get our I don't know, we might even stream again. Who knows then? That's right. For all the visual gags that you have heard of in the audio podcast, make sure you head over to YouTube, TikTok and Facebook to check out the full video, which will be uploaded to YouTube and the funny shorts that will add to TikTok. There's going to be long and short format content on the short format platform. So because TikTok can do up to ten minutes now yeah. I'm going to put, like, fucking ten minute videos on TikTok. Why not? Why the fuck? Not? Literally. Why the fuck? Give it a go. Once again, thank you guys so much for listening. You're a beautiful audience and I can't wait until we hit 2000. I reckon we should do something if we hit 20 00. 20 00 downloads is really cool. Yeah, I think that's pretty good. I don't know what to do. Yeah. And the last thing I want to say is jump into the discord. We have discord where you can come and chat to us. We're being more active in it again, which is good. Yeah. There was about a fortnight where we were just like, I'm so sick, or, the kids are so sick. We're all so fucked up. That was just what was happening. It's just no energy because it's just wrecked from children. Yeah, look, it happens, but, yeah, we're back. We're we're better than ever. Yeah. Thank you so much for listening, Blake. I'll see you next Thursday. Yes.

Yes. You know it was good. Fucking try to Scott. Yeah. Oh, shit.