The Prod.cast

[Laughter]

Hello and welcome to the podcast, the podcast of We Talk Life,

working occasionally music. My name is SwitchBlades for Kids

and half of the podcast.

It's me! It's Big Beetle! How are we doing?

Look, you know what, we were just joking about old Mott's name.

- Kyrgyz Krasli? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was not expecting you to instantly yell at the beginning of the session.

- Hello! - Hello, welcome.

We're recording during the day again, which is our preferred time.

- It really is. - We get to yell!

- Yeah, that's it. - I get to full-blown fucking scream at the mic.

We just get to scream at some... How are you doing, man?

How you being? How you going?

- Good, I'm in it inside. - I'm in it.

Oh my god, I just realized what I want to do.

This is going to be the episode full of weird sounds.

I'm going to do a little bit of production in this episode.

Oh, no.

Every now and then, you might hear something. You know how there's like,

like, binaural audio stuff, you hear like a...

You hear every now and then, and you're like...

- It's a brand. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sometimes I'm like, yeah, even with songs, man, you'll be listening.

You're like, is that outside of my headphones?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - So, did that...

- Did that sound like standing behind me?

Have you ever seen Wendigoon's videos?

Like, he does like a lot of, like, the cryptid icebergs

and he's like, looking up like...

The spookyest shit, basically, he's...

- Oh, dude, I love, man. I'm getting right into that stuff, dude.

- He's a crazy stuff, dude. - So, it's cool, man.

He was on stream, and he was watching a video

that was like explaining, like, I think it was like,

SCP stuff at the time. So, he's like,

- Oh, yeah, yeah. - And he's just like, enjoying it.

And someone in the video had placed, like, the knocking sounds

and he's sitting there and he's just like...

- Look at him immediately, like, far, like, spins around.

He's like, "Oh."

And then he like gets up and he walks off and he goes to the door

and he comes back and he's like, "I swear to God,

that was supposed to be my Uber, like my Uber eats."

And then he sits down, presses play again, and then it knocks again.

And he's like, "Dude, no way, no."

- He's there.

- The thing that was, was like, where is his headphones,

like, the way, 'cause it was like on the left side

or something like that.

It was perfect, like, the way his headphones was.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- So, if that happened to me, yeah, right now,

'cause my, like, to my left is everything, the whole house

on my right is the window. So, if it was on the left

and the phone right now, it's like, "Knocked, I'd be like,

"Oh."

- "Who's knocking right now?"

- Yeah, dude. But it was, yeah, he, like, freaked out.

It took him, like, a good four minutes of, like, him stressing out

because he's like, "Why isn't my dog reacting?

"What the fuck's going on?"

Like, you know, it's like, proper, wiggling out.

He's like, "There's no wiver eats there.

"Where's my wiver eats, personal?"

And then he's like, he presses the plate on the video again

and he's like, "Wait a second, it's on the video."

And then, like, realize it.

- That's so good.

- The first time it happened to him,

I did the exact same thing.

Like, I'm watching the video of him, like, hearing the knock noise

and we both did the exact same thing at the same time.

So, I paused the video and went, "That was the video."

- That's so funny. That's so funny.

- So, I've got, like, like, lifted up the phone,

look around and I'm like, "What the fuck?"

- Yeah.

- And then when I played again, it was him doing the exact same thing

and I was like, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's not me."

- Yeah, so that's funny, man.

- Super trippy.

- So, when people listened to this,

- Yeah.

- Every now and then, you're just here to troll people,

is that what you're trying to say?

- This is gonna be an episode that's gonna make you

especially that a little bit. - Okay, cool.

- That's what the podcast is turning into.

- You know what? - You know what?

- And you know what we'll do?

We'll add a little bits of all sorts of things

in all different types of scenarios.

So, you don't know.

You don't know.

- You can add a strobe effect right here, just like--

- 60 seconds of just, like, one frame, one black.

(laughing)

- I think that's a seizure thing.

- That's what's right at the front is me screaming saying,

"Seagull," or you see, like you scream,

and I'll do the scene to think at the start.

So, that is, if we just, like, call half of our audience.

- We've dropped them off.

- We've dropped them off.

Now, the real listeners are here to stay.

- See, only the OGs understand that that's just normal.

- That's what you get.

- We just scream into microphones on a regular basis.

- That's what we do. - Oh, you've been anyway, man.

- Yeah, not to completely explain how I've been.

I'm pretty good.

Still sick, fucking coughing, and you should've lost.

- Yeah, it's ridiculous.

But, pretty fucking good week.

Oh, oh, like, like, you know how?

I had that noise in my car.

- Oh, yeah.

Now, you were like, and we both said it was like,

it's something to do with-- - It's so loud.

- Yeah, it was so loud.

- Right? - So loud.

- And I've been dealing with it. - I'm dealing with it.

- I have to yell over-- - Yeah.

- To talk to you in the car doing 60Ks an hour.

- Yes. - Thanks.

- This is not normal, man.

- Yeah, that's not normal.

- So, we were yelling at each other, you know,

just literally driving five minutes down the road

to go to the gym.

- Yeah.

- And we were both convinced it was like,

it's that left wheel bearing.

The wounded luckily was coming from the lift.

- Exactly, and so I replaced the left hand wheel bearing,

got real, because like, and I just ran out of time

during the day, so I was like, I'd need to go home.

Turns out, it wasn't the left hand wheel bearing,

because the noise was still there.

And then, I immediately, like, I dive.

I just dive.

I'm just like, it must be the gearbox.

And it's now out of oil, and my car is going to fucking be--

I just dove, instead of going to the next logical thing,

because it still sounded like it was left.

- Yeah. - Instead of just going,

I need to replace the right wheel bearing as well,

because I've got the other wheel bearing to replace.

- Yeah. - I went and like, fucking--

- And pulled the gearbox out. - I was like,

I need to drain and replace,

or like see if there's like gearbox oil,

and then my mate was like, oh no,

it's like a sealed gearbox.

Like, they're doing this new thing now where you can't--

you can't like replace-- - Oh, yeah.

- Peabox oil anymore, because it's like a sealed automatic transmission.

- Yeah. - You just can't fucking do it.

And I was like, what the fuck is this noise?

And they're like, it might be your fucking drive shaft linkage

that connects to the right hand side.

And I was like, yeah. - Yeah.

- And that's what I was like.

I was like, it must be a CV, so, you know,

because it's a weird-- - I've never heard a CV like that,

but like, yeah. - No, exactly.

Usually when you hear CVs, you're two turns,

and you hear them knocking, right? - Yeah, they click,

click, click, click, click, yeah. - Yeah.

That was not a that. - No.

Turns out, after breaking my car,

and then fixing it all last week,

it was the right wheel bearing.

- The hot fucking top. - Oh, no!

Wait, it was actually not working. - No, that's so funny.

The fact that you even had the right wheel bearing.

- I know, no. - And stuck in your heads.

- I know. - And you thought,

"So, go to the gearbox." - Dude, I went fucking--

I went, like, so hard left, man.

- So was it actually-- - Yeah. - Was it actually

the wheel bearing? - It was actually the wheel bearing.

- So, the fact that we both called wheel bearing?

- Yeah. - But we both called left not right.

- Yeah, and so did.

So when I got the tires replaced,

'cause I needed to get tires replaced anyway,

the guy that, like, did a little test run,

he even said left wheel bearing,

and this is after I replaced it, and I was like,

"No, no, it's already been replaced."

And he's like, "You won't want to get that, like,

checked, because sometimes it's very rare,

but sometimes you can get, like, dry bearings

from manufacturer." - Yeah, yeah.

- And I was like, "It wasn't though, I already knew."

He was just, like, a tire cleaner

that was pretending to be a mechanic,

and I was just to fit a pretending to be a mechanic as well.

- Yep. - And so I was like,

"What do you do, man?

What do you do?"

- Two non-mechanics pretending to be mechanics

and pointing the finger at each other.

- I was just saying, five percent.

- So I paid him off. I was like,

"You don't know what you're talking about.

"I already placed that left hand wheel bearing."

And the best part was, this is the best thing.

So, I broke the fuck in.

I broke the wheel knuckle, trying to press out a bearing,

because it was proper stuck in there.

Could not fucking get it out.

I'd put, like, nearly five tons of pressure on it.

- Wow. - Okay.

- To try and get it out, and then shit just, like, broke.

Good thing I'm still alive, because shit was flying.

- Yeah. - Fuck him.

Got a new, like, knuckle from New South Wales.

The cheapest one I could find.

It was great. I slipped it straight back on.

As soon as the, like, car was turned on,

and I started moving, I noticed it immediately.

There's no sound.

- And that's so funny.

- And I tell you what, if you've been, like,

ever driving around with, like, a whole bunch of sounds,

just, like, constantly, constantly for months,

for months, I would say nearly half a year,

just, like, the constant humming noise you're just driving,

and it's, it's howling at you.

When you get rid of it, it is so noticeable.

- Yeah. - And I, and, like, I've only been driving,

like, it was Thursday when it was fixed,

so I've had Friday, and I haven't driven it,

like, it was just Thursday and Friday that I've been driving it,

and every time I get in, and I start driving, I'm just like,

"Oh, man, this is so good."

- It's so good. - It's so good.

- Oh, dude. I was like, I was like, the first time,

I was nearly brought to tears.

I was just like, "Oh, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

"I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy."

- Dude, it was not, but like, dude. - Dude, it would be,

you know, it would be like a whole new car now.

- It feels so good. - Yeah, so good.

- And I don't have to turn up my music to fucking, like, 30.

- Dude, I bet you would, I bet you would so much

that I'd drive now, and you drive a long way.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- That's also why I was like, dude, you need to fix this.

Like, I know how much you drive, and at 60Ks an hour,

this is definitely, (laughs)

- It's like, it's, like, 110,

because you were just, like, the fastest, I'm like,

the fastest I get home the last time I have to listen to this.

- Let's, I need to listen to the loud noise.

- Dude, that is so funny that it was the right wheel bearing.

- Yeah, and I was right there the whole time, and I was just like,

- Man, I can't, I still can't believe, you know what?

And you're right, neither of us are mechanics either,

but we both called wheel bearing.

It was the first thing we both said.

I got in the car, I drove down the right and I'm like,

dude, this is a wheel bearing.

You're like, "I know, you're like, I'm pretty sure it's a wheel bearing."

- Sounds like the left one.

- Yeah, everyone said the left one as well,

and then we responded to the left one,

and it wasn't the left one, so it's transferred.

- It's just the vibration, yeah.

- Through the fucking drive-up.

- Yeah. - I was gonna say,

what I'm guessing is the gearbox is probably located

on the left hand side of the car,

and the vibration was going through to the left hand side of the mount,

where the, yeah, that's probably where it comes from.

- That's where that mount is, the mount is literally under your footwell,

or like the passenger footwell.

- Oh, nuts!

- Yeah, dude!

- Oh nuts, man.

- So fucking, like, I'm not crazy!

I'm not crazy!

That's all I can think when I fucking like started driving,

'cause like, my mate, Bo-ly, I think I've mentioned Bo-ly.

- Bo-ly, you're good, man.

- It is a lot more than you are.

- You know what?

If there's anything that I know about the Army,

is that Bo-ly is a sick-hum.

That's a lot more than that.

- Yeah, Bo-ly is a sick-hum.

So, he was in the car.

He was like in the car when I started,

like as soon as it was all back together,

I fucking like jumped in,

and I literally was just like,

"I'm just gonna do a quick lap around the workshop."

It turned into "Go around the workshop."

I was like, "Oh my God, there's no noise at like,

"No, it's good."

And then I fucking like, I was like,

I can go back around and go back towards the workshop,

and I was like, "Oh, I'm gonna go left."

And I give up the road,

and do like 80 on a 40 road,

just to fucking like make sure.

- Yeah, sure, yeah, that's what I was like,

and I looked at it,

and I was like, "Bo-ly, grab me."

And I was like, "Damn, damn, that's no way!"

And he's like, "Yeah, yeah, no."

- Yeah, yeah, no, it was like, "Oh, you don't understand, you don't get in there,

"you don't understand, I've been dealing with this for months."

- Oh, man.

- Dude.

- How long have you been,

'cause it's been a hot minute.

I wanna say, at least six months.

- Yeah, at least.

- At least six months.

- Yeah. - Because,

and you've been driving to Brisbane that whole time, right?

- Yep.

(laughing)

- And hour, and hour there, and an hour there.

- Dude, that's... (laughing)

- Two hours a day, so for 10 hours a week,

for at least six months,

you've been listening to a deafening noise coming from your car.

- No, it got to the point where I was like,

"I'll just put in earplugs."

- Oh, man.

- So I put in earplugs, so that I didn't have to listen to the giant hum,

because I knew that eventually,

there'd be a day where I'd have enough time to press out this woman.

And I was just like, "until then?"

(laughing)

- "Til that day."

- Oh, man.

- Oh, man, you know what?

I feel so happy for you, brother.

- That's life, oh, that's life-changing.

- It is, no.

- And date, like, I still can't believe it,

'cause I know that after this,

we're gonna play with the kids for a little bit,

we're gonna do some stuff,

and then we're going to,

I need to go to Costco to, like, fill up.

- Yeah, yeah.

- So Kim's gonna take her car, I need to take my car,

so I can just go get fuel.

- Yeah.

- And I am going to be so happy.

- Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I'm going to be so happy.

Like, just driving a car

that doesn't make a whole load of noise.

If there's anyone out there right now

that's like, "I drive a car with a whole load of noise,"

you don't have to.

- All right.

- Yeah, dude, you know what?

- You can get help.

- I used to think that was super cool, too.

- Yeah.

- My car used to be loud,

the loudest car in the street.

- Oh, the Nova?

- Do you remember the Nova?

- The Nova?

- Dude, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah.

Just like, cut the muffler off, you know?

We just do whatever we could to make that car

as loud and as obnoxious as possible.

- Oh, yeah.

- And it's an all of my cars is loud as this.

It obnoxious as possible.

- Yep. - Like, that's what we did.

- Now,

I don't even want to drive a car.

- I'm second.

- Yeah. - I think if I never had to drive a car again,

it'd be too fucking soon, honestly.

- I'm very happy not to drive a car.

- Right.

Yeah, and I just, I want to, I just want my phone.

I just want my phone.

- Yeah, for a little phone.

- You know what, I'd rather drive a tractor.

- I drive a tractor.

I've been seeing a lot of tractor content on my YouTube

for some reason.

Like, dudes just play on fields and I'm like,

that's fucking sick.

- Right.

- These dudes, like, sometimes it's like a small tractor

just pulling like a single hoe and it's just like,

parting the earth, you know?

Like, it's just, twirling the soil.

- That's all right.

- And soil, man.

And I'm like, that's fucking sick.

Oh, man, I wonder what kind of like attachment

or implement that is, you know, like, how it's shaped.

What is it made of, you know?

- Yeah. - Like, what does it do?

- It is, and then it's like the next video will be like,

this giant fucking tractor that's like two, three stories tall.

- Oh, yeah.

- It's like, it's time I'll do it in it.

And he's like, doing 10 times the amount

that that tractor was doing because his field is 100 times bigger.

- Yeah, yeah.

- 'Cause he's got 10,000 acres.

- This man has a dude.

- This man had 10 acres.

- Yeah.

- This man does not like work for himself.

- So, that's why he has that machine.

- Yeah.

- He's in like millions of dollars a day.

- Megacorp.

- Megacorp.

- That's what he's got.

- Oh man, Megacorp, like, Megacorp,

they just don't know everything, you know?

- Yeah. - Oh, Megacorp.

You don't wanna be Megacorp.

You wanna be the farmer with the little tractor

doing the single line because you're just,

you're growing food for yourself, your family,

and you might be doing a little market, farting, you know?

- That's right. - Just selling a little,

selling your extra produce.

And let that's much better.

- That's much better.

- That's a much bigger life.

- Yeah. - That's genuinely what I'm hoping for.

Like, I'm planning and working towards that.

I think a market farm is genuinely what I wanna do for a bit.

- It's pretty good. - I wanna reset, you know what I mean?

Like, saying the jacket and that,

I was like, I just want us to reset all of our priorities.

- Yeah. - Like, that's the whole idea of going down to,

for starters, it's so expensive to live right now.

And I'm sick of that.

But, but mainly is that we've done a lot of growing

and a lot of soul searching in Iron Man.

And I feel like, in Jackson's saying,

like, we need that escape for a while.

And we need to, yeah, re-evaluate our priorities.

We need to work with, and I wanna homeschool the kids.

Like, I really wanna homeschool the kids.

- It's like a realignment.

- Yeah, like I wanna reset. - That's it.

- I wanna, and the reason why the homeschooling

in the kids part is the thing with homeschooling, right?

Is that everyone, we're not everyone,

but a lot of people have this weird stigma

about homeschooling that it's a conspiracy thing

to homeschool kids.

Like, only people who are homeschool kids

are conspiracy theorists, right?

- That's kind of, yeah.

That's a weird reality. - But when in reality,

people are like, I'm gonna take my kids,

I'm gonna leave them at home, but I'm gonna teach them.

- Yeah. - Like, why?

- I'm immediately, it's like, what are you gonna teach them though?

- Yeah, it's like, what are you gonna teach them though?

- Yeah, it's like, what are you gonna teach them?

- What are you gonna teach them?

Like, I'm surely that'll come up at some point.

- I don't think, I'm not, I'm not looking to do that

in a way, like, even, I was just gonna jack in

on the drive home last night

'cause we were out all day yesterday.

We went to, just quickly, we went to Brisbane

to visit the brother and all, 'cause he lives

in the middle of the city.

Went to like a little market thing,

it was like a kid's thing, there was like, you know,

there was like petting zoo and, you know, like,

face paint and all those sorts of kids stuff

and he took food and shit.

We went there, hung out, spent, fuck all money,

which I'm real happy about,

'cause instead of buying from all of these restaurants

and stuff, we went to Aldi and we bought enough snacks

for all four of us, right?

It cost 20 bucks.

- Yeah. - 20 dollars to feed,

so it's five dollars per person.

And then when we, 'cause everyone else went to this restaurant,

but while they were doing a restaurant,

we were doing like a, what are they called?

- Picnic.

- No, it's like a treasure search thing.

You know, it's like, you've got,

"Oh, like a little hunt."

- A little hunt, a little treasure hunt thing.

And it's like, you had to find the shops with the stickers on it

and the sticker would give you a hint for a different shop

and we did that instead of sitting down to eat food, right?

Because, yeah.

I didn't really wanna go into a restaurant and spend like 80 bucks.

- Genuinely. - Yeah.

- I was like, "I don't wanna do that."

And there's heaps of kids stuff,

so let's just keep like, smashing the kids

so that they're tired as hell.

(laughs)

And then we'll just go to Aldi, grab snacks.

They can just eat snacks back at his house,

which is exactly what we did.

- Yeah. - Right?

But yeah, fuck me, it was some expensive man.

Like, I wanted to get sushi.

That was the first thing I went.

Four dollars, 60 of plate in Brisbane.

- Yeah.

- But that's just the going, that was the price.

It wasn't like, you know, there was a cheap, no,

all plates were four dollars, 60.

Dude, I couldn't eat 10 plates easy.

- Yeah, 100%.

- Like easy 10 plates.

- Do you remember it?

You used to be like 250 or 260?

- 250?

- I think even to the point where one place at Brown's Plains

was like $2.20 or something, a plate.

- Yeah. - And we used to eat

all the time, dude.

That was the one outside.

You know, in the open with JB High Fires?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- I think it's like a sunshineker Babs now or something.

- It's like a sushi shop.

Now I used to eat it all the time.

I went there with beaters.

- Yep.

- That's how long ago it was.

- It was like early 2010s.

- Yeah.

- Dude.

- I get old.

- I get old.

- Yeah.

- I get old.

- Oh no.

- Biddle.

- That'll happen.

- Fuck, where's I going with all of that?

- Home schooling.

- Home schooling, home schooling.

Look, at the end of the day,

I'll be hang on, dude.

I'm recording, please.

- Please.

- Please.

- What's up?

- What?

- Good news.

- Can you tell me after?

- Mm.

- Can you tell me after?

- No, I have to tell you right now.

- Please.

- Thank you.

- No?

- Yeah.

Like, so with home schooling.

The whole idea is that I just want them to learn the things that they want to learn as kids.

Like, I don't think at six years old they should be regimented into class with homework.

Like, that's way too young.

You know what I mean?

- Yeah.

- And the other thing is like, they get homework.

So it's like, you get taught that you can't leave.

- Like, this is your life.

- Oh, school goes home with you?

- Yeah.

- Just like, work does.

- Yeah.

- Work goes home with you.

- Yeah.

- That's what they're teaching.

And I'm like, no, work doesn't have to go home with you.

Unless you want it to.

Unless you want your work to be your home life.

- The thing is, I think it's the problem with a lot of school structures is that it is teaching kids to literally just go...

- When there's a person at the front, that's the only thing that matters.

And then whatever they're telling you is the only thing that matters.

And then when you go to the next person, it's the whole time.

Even up to grade 12.

The person at the front, that's telling you the shit, is your boss.

And they're going to tell you exactly what you need to know.

- And you just need to do it.

- Yep.

- And it's not even, it's, because it's not even about like looking or finding your own answers.

You know what I mean?

Like, it is, here's a book and all the answers are in it.

- It's even the same.

- In fucking you need to.

- Yeah.

- And it's, you get like a little bit more freedom.

The thing is, you get to where what you want now.

- And then you go.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You go into unions like, oh, finally, I'm going to be, you know, with peers, other adults.

And we're going to sit down and then we're going to listen to the guy at the front.

And then he's going to tell us if we're right or wrong.

He's the boss.

- Yep.

- And then all it is is to get a piece of paper that says you can get a job so that you can go and listen to the guy at the front.

- Yeah.

- It tells you if you're right or wrong.

- And like, honestly, the three, four years after you get that degree, it's outdated.

- It is.

- Like, they're teaching a different way of doing whatever it is that you've learned.

- That's actually what Kim was fucking talking about with her, because she's learning how to be a teacher now.

- Yeah.

- And she's been speaking about that.

She's like, what was this like five years ago?

What was this like 10 years ago?

- Yeah.

- And it changes.

It honestly does change.

Every four or five years, it's like, this is way in different ways.

- Yeah, explaining how teachers can be completely up to date with working a full career of like 40 years.

How can they be up to date every five years?

- So they actually, there is a way that they do it.

- There is?

- Yeah, they, so you know how like, so in the army when we were doing like, brando shit, when something new was brought in,

we do a course on it, then we're taught how to use it, then it gets implemented, and then we use it, and then it becomes like a fuck.

We got new gats, fucking like five, ten, not like 10 years ago, honestly.

But we didn't see them until 2020, 2019 or something.

- Yeah, so of course, yes, that's right.

You ordered the guns 10 years ago.

- Yeah, that is probably like seven years later, something like that.

- Like, butchering the time line he was, but like, we eventually got the new gats in.

And then we were taught how to use them in a new style.

So there was like, it wasn't like, there was different procedures, but because now you can't take the barrel out of this gun,

it stays in, it's like part of the receiver, different drills, different ways to use it, different methods to lean on the two shit.

So you just have to learn it.

So Kim has the same thing, and older teachers have to do the same thing with their learn.

They just do like courses to update with new, I think the word is pedagogy.

And I don't know what that means, but Kim says it a lot.

- It sounds like the little people.

- Are you talking about, oh, pig bees.

- I thought you were talking about Prud-progeny or something like that.

- There's like a fucking disease.

- That's the race of people in Africa, right?

The really short people.

- Yeah, Africa.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Did you know what's really weird?

Africa has like the extremes of everything when it comes to people.

Like the fastest people in the world, Africa.

- Slowest people in the world?

- I guess the slowest people are like, I suppose they could be.

- This is like, a bit like fucking slowest people.

- I gotta, I gotta look at this episode.

- Yeah, look that out.

- There's someone who's the slowest people.

- Slowest race.

- Oh, people in the world.

We're literally right there.

The world's slowest Olympian India.

(laughing)

- Oh man.

- Oh man.

- Oh man, you're dude.

- People are boy-boying India and I don't know why right now.

- I actually don't know why.

- But people are boy-boy-boying India at the moment.

- Oh, that's so funny.

Oh, hold up.

There's another dude in 1891.

- What?

Shizu Kanakori.

- That sounds Japanese.

- Japanese born in Kumamoto, Nagomi, Japan.

In 1891.

Why is he the world's slowest man?

How slow was he?

- You know what?

I'll tell you what.

I've got some residents who are probably slower than him.

- Oh, oh my God.

He holds the world record for the slowest time in the Olympic marathon.

He finished the race after 54 years, eight months, six days, five hours, and 32 minutes.

He was the started and just like, I'm gonna go home.

- Yeah, 54 years.

- And then one day decided, I should probably finish that marathon and then go back out to the

finish line.

All right, there you go.

- What the fuck?

- Shizu Kanakori.

- But anyway, that's cool.

All right, well teachers, I guess they read, like because you know what, we had parent teacher

interviews recently and I was like sitting there and listening to the teacher and everything and the thing that

gets me, like I understand you want to push it, like you want your children to thrive and you want them to learn

and you want them to develop and you want them to be the best people that they can be.

Right, get that.

Why do you have to force five year olds and six year olds to do homework though?

- Are your kids actually doing homework?

- Well, so their homework is at the moment, it is only reading at the moment.

- Oh yeah.

- But I've been told, because she's in a class where it's two, it's one, two, so grade one and grade two.

So the work, yeah, small, small school, right?

So it's one, two, there's two, three, there's four, five, so there's five, six.

I think there's actually, no, no, no, no, I think it's like one, two, two, three and then it's like four, five and then five, six.

So it is depending on the year that you, like the time you were born in the year and everything is dependent on where you are.

But at the end of the day, there are grade ones and grade twos in the same class, so the learning has to be for both of them, right?

So what it means is that grade ones will be learning probably more than they should at grade one and the grade twos will probably learn less than they should at grade two.

- I'll say this, it's good and bad, because it's like if there's kids that aren't at the level to sort of do that little bit more, or they don't have, like, some kids don't, they're not at their big smarts.

- Yeah, sometimes they're not, maybe they're street smart.

- Maybe, I don't know, but it's a thing of like, sometimes, like, whatever happened on the road.

- Maybe they just, it just doesn't, it doesn't go like that little bit further, you know?

Because Quinn, Quinn is like, they're already talking about, like, sort of pushing her up, and I'm like, it's the start of the year.

- Yeah. - What the fuck are you talking about?

- Yeah. - And just later, just later, enjoy, put her out.

- Exactly, let her find her and just stay there and just like, but apparently she'll get bored and then just like, it'll, it like, it goes, I'm enjoying this, and then I'm bored, and I'm not gonna do anymore.

Apparently, if there's no more challenge, there's no more, like, hurdles to do, she just, she would just give up, because apparently this teacher's seen it before.

- Oh, of course.

- And I was like, of course.

- You're really like, maybe a year younger than me.

- Oh, no, I've seen this before, I know how children operate, you don't know how my child operates.

- I'll say this. - That's my child.

- I'll say this. Quinn, we did, we did sort of like, a lot of reading, we did a lot of, she, she stood on math, which I was just like, 'cause she enjoys doing it.

- Yeah, half as we'd leave the same, she has.

- Yeah, like, how weird is that?

- Love to pass it. - As bad as, like, I actually, I have a strong dislike of homework.

- Quinn? - Quinn comes back and she's like, 'I want to read this book.' And I'm like, 'Okay, cool, we'll just read this book.'

And then Kim's like, 'Okay, cool, that's a book that she needed to read this other.' And I was like, 'Oh, she needed to read this.'

- Yeah. - But she was like, super excited to like, read this six page book that had, probably, probably, a total of 30 words in it.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And it was, but she was like, 'The cat is orange.'

- He lied it. - He lied it.

- Yeah, fuck yeah, it's orange.

- The cat is the hat.

- Yeah.

- But, um, yeah, no, it's, I'm with you on homeschooling.

- Yeah. - If you've got time.

- If you can do it, that's the whole, like, fuck yeah, dude.

- And this is what I mean, like, the whole idea, like, we could do this remotely and, like, rural Queensland, New South Wales.

Like, we could do it somewhere on mainland, but it would just cost, or, you know, what was that?

- What was that? - It was a, we could do it, like, rural mainland.

- Yeah. - But the problem of rural mainland is it's so remote.

- It is so remote, man.

- Yeah. - Like, to do it mortgage-free around some, it would be, like, five, six hours drive from a shop.

You know what I mean? Like, that's the difference of doing it on mainland and tazzy.

Tazzy, the worst you could be is, like, an hour's drive from a shop.

Like, that is the worst. - Yeah.

- Because it's such a small place and there's lots of little towns everywhere.

- You could, the worst, you could go around the whole island in a day.

- In a day, you actually would. - I've only twice.

- But maybe not twice, but, like, it's like, I think it's like three hours from top to bottom.

- Right. - Right, and a straight sort of line.

Right, so just following the main roads and everything from the top at Devon Port to Hobart, which is the bottom.

- Hmm. - It's not exactly, like, the most northern part of tazzy to the most southern part.

- Yeah. - It's like, the most northern big city to the most southern big city.

- Yeah. - It's like a three hour drive.

- Dude, that's, like, fucking great. - Nothing.

- Absolutely nothing. - You would live your experience traffic.

- Yeah, surely. - Yeah.

- I mean, unless you lived in, like, Hobart or Lonsesta, or something,

yeah, you're probably not gonna deal with much traffic in all honesty.

Like, and even Hobart, Hobart, such a, like, it's a big place, but a small place at the same time.

Like, the actual CBD itself is not enormous.

And it's just lots of, like, you know, it's just got all the suburbs around Hobart

and those are all the other bigger areas.

And it's just, like, France Plains or, like, you know, all the areas we know.

- Like, you know, all the areas we know. - I'm gonna say, like, it's not, it's, Hobart isn't, like, Sydney or Melbourne.

- It's not that big. - It's probably, it's not even Brisbane, I don't think.

- No, it's not even Brisbane. - Like, I've been, Darwin had, like, four, no, three skyscrapers in it.

- Yeah. - That was it.

- And it was like, for the Hobart, yeah, Hobart's, like, the tall buildings are not that tall

because they're all, like, heritage-illustic buildings.

- Yeah. - So they're like, oh, these are our skyscrapers.

Like, apparently, the casino is the tallest building in Hobart.

And it's only, like, ten stories tall. - Oh, yeah, okay.

- Yeah, so, like, Hobart is, like, all old historic buildings.

It's all old, like, 1900 built, you know, like, seriously, like, literally, like, 1905,

like, some of these buildings were built, like, and they've just never changed.

They've just left them. - Yeah. - The way they are.

Like, Jackie's been telling me about it, and also my, one of the girls from work went,

and she was just like, yeah, like, it's just cool and old, and she was like, one day was 33 degrees.

And, like, not Queensland, '30s, because it wasn't humid.

But she's like, I got some burnt. It was hot. Like, what?

- What? What do you mean? That's crazy. - Yeah.

- This is the thing everyone's like, oh, it's cold and tazzy. No, you, you don't like it.

It's like, don't I'm from New Zealand, first of all.

- Yeah. - I was born and bred in New Zealand, first of all. - Backed up.

- Fuck up. - All right. - And secondly, what do you, have you been to tazzy?

And they're like, oh, no. - Yeah. - Exactly right.

- Yeah, there's a lot of people out there that are like-- - No, yeah.

You weren't like tazzy. It was like, oh, have you been there?

- No, no, no. But I know I don't like it. So you weren't like it.

- Literally, yes, do you know? - Yeah. What are you even talking about?

Like, what does that mean?

- Oh, my. - I'm in the middle of something.

- Please. - Shut up.

- Are you okay? Are you good?

- No. - No!

- No, I'm fucked, man! I'm fucked!

- No. - I'm fucked, man.

- Can I help you after? - No.

- Why? What is it?

- I'm gonna have to get in the car and I'll take it on now.

- Well, you'll have to figure out something else, please.

- No! - Not half a place. Come on.

- Ah, apart.

- This is the part of the episode where we shun our kids

and we, we say, please, child.

- Back into the minds.

- She's playing Minecraft. - Yeah.

- Sorry, she's saying that. - Oh, literally, into the minds.

Beautiful. Play Minecraft. It's okay.

- Well, what is wrong?

- I can't help it. - That's so funny.

- Because my kids are playing Stardew Valley right now.

- Of course.

- They're loving it.

- I did, but it didn't. Nothing happened.

- Dude, I, Harper, you have to figure it out.

- Good luck.

- Nothing's happening. - I'm so sorry.

- I cannot spend 10 minutes in the middle of a podcast episode

going to troubleshoot Minecraft.

- I think, I think, I think.

- What did it, like, what a, like, an intermission for, like,

any listener just be like, hey guys, we're just gonna,

you're just gonna hear ambient noises of, like, digging

and you're gonna fall for the same thing,

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- And then, like, Creeper X,

I was about to say Creeper,

like, I was just sitting sand in the new explosion.

- Goddamn. - And then I come back

and I say, they destroyed it all.

- Yeah, that's all gone.

- We lost it all. We lost everything.

- We start.

- No, no, no, that was deer, Albeda.

Anyway, look, long story short, I really want to homeschool the kids.

I really do want to.

I would love the idea of farming,

because, like, again, you know what it is,

everyone, this is, again, everyone says this,

and I don't understand why this is the going theme of everyone saying this.

But, they'll be like, oh, you, you don't like it.

It's hard. Like, do you know how hard that is?

Like, so?

Like, what do you mean?

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna give it a go.

And if it is too hard, I'll just try harder.

- I think someone really smart said,

and this might be, I might be butchering this,

but I'll paraphrase,

nothing that is good in this world

that is worth having ever came easy.

- Right? Right?

Does this set everyone?

I'm like, only the best things in life are hard to get.

- That is, that is probably the best way to say it,

because it means you can't fumble that.

The best things in life are hard to get.

That's why, was the tastiest fruits at the top of the tree?

- You know what I mean?

- I've taught Harper, actually, she's standing right here still.

I think she's gonna stand here for the entire, so,

maybe, is that what you're gonna do? Maybe.

But I told Harper, I was like, food tastes so much better

when you work hard for it.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Like, it just does.

It just straight up does.

If you don't work hard for food,

and like, let's say you don't,

like you don't do anything all day,

you go out to a restaurant,

someone else buys them, you know what I mean?

I was okay.

- Yeah, yeah.

- But if you work, you slave all day,

and you don't need anything all day.

- You put it in.

- You know what I mean?

You do it, you work like a big, hard, 10-hour day,

you're just drinking water all day, you get home,

you cook up a meal, that is the best meal you've ever had.

- I like 10- - That is the best meal.

- And it could have been mac and cheese.

- Straight up.

- Yeah. - And I've done exactly that,

and that has been some, like, red hot mac and cheese.

- Oh, I'm fine.

- So I've actually changed the way I've talked to the kids

about, like, bright.

Like, you know how, you can,

it's easy to bribe your kids,

because you say, if you do this, I'll give you this.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- And I've changed the way I sort of said that,

so that they see it a little bit differently.

I say, hey guys, we're gonna go do some work,

and then we'll be able to enjoy the reward.

- Yeah, yeah, that's sort of the- - So we've got to work

for the goodies, because if you can't just get goodies

without any work.

And it can be dumb shit like, we're at the shops.

We're actually at the shops yesterday, and I was like,

hey, Quinn, can you push the pram?

Because I'm in a carry frayer, and Maverick's gonna sit in the pram,

so it's gonna be extra heavy, but it's all right,

it's gonna be extra work, and then we'll be able to get,

like, something from the fruit shop on the way out.

- Yeah. - And she was like- - Yeah, you know what?

- I'm gonna have to be two seconds, this is ridiculous.

- That's fine.

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- Okay, apologies everyone.

- That's all right. - I'm back.

- I'm just right down there, then the note,

I'm not hating the times so that I can cut this.

- Oh, nice.

I think it's like 37 minutes.

- I'm on 37 right now.

- Yeah, that's right, it's all about 37.

But yeah, look, I mean,

it's just about changing the language used,

because that's how they sort of perceive things.

If you go, hey, if you do what I tell you to do,

you'll get this.

But instead, if you put in and you do the work for yourself,

you'll get exactly what you want.

- Yeah. - What you need to do is just do the work.

- Yeah. - And that's why I tell the kids,

I was like, hey guys, we're gonna have like a really delicious dinner,

but you gotta clean up like the land room.

- Yeah. - And then we're gonna have a really delicious dinner,

and we'll have some apple juice and stuff like that,

and they're just like, oh hell yeah,

we're better clean up this land room.

They actually like get excited to do that.

And sometimes I'm just like, hey, do you guys wanna listen to music?

And they're like, how are you?

And they're like, they see, that is a reward now.

- Yeah. - I'm like, that's, it's like,

oh no, it's really weird, they're really enjoying

just doing simple tasks, but they don't feel like they're being treated like,

like an obstacle.

- Yeah, yeah. - They're now being treated as like,

oh, we've actually got to do what mom and dad do now,

because that's how they get their rewards.

This is how we do it, you know?

- Well, even Harbour, Harbour talks about wanting to look after animals in that.

Like she loves the idea of looking after animals,

whether she actually will or not is another story, right?

- Yeah. - But she loves the idea of it,

of waking up and going and checking on the chucks and like,

making sure the dairy cows are good,

and like having all of a sheep and making sure they're all good,

and then going through the garden and collecting breakfast

because they just eat raw food, like they eat raw food.

So like, they'll eat fruit, veggies, like everything raw,

you know what I mean?

So for the kids, and I wanna get into that too,

for breakfast for the kids, would be so easy.

(laughs)

I could hear that.

- Sorry. - But it would be so easy.

They just walk through, grab some fruit,

maybe grab some cherry tomatoes, a cucumber, you know?

Like just grab a whole bunch of raw food,

and then just eat it.

They just go rinse it all off and eat it.

Like, and that would be breakfast every morning.

- That's pretty good. - Yeah.

- That would be fine, good.

- Like, and then lunch, you know, you do lunch,

like, oh, I've seen this really cool thing.

Remember in primary school when you made the solar powered oven?

And you cooked a pizza on it?

- No. - No?

- We did that. - What?

- So we did, we made a solar powered oven,

which was like a box, like, aluminium foil,

glad wrap, like, we built this reflective thing,

painted the bottom black, so it soaked the heat.

And essentially made everything out of cardboard

and aluminium for glad wrap tape, that sort of stuff.

And we made something that it wasn't hot enough to like,

to make a pizza, but it was hot enough to like,

melt the cheese, warm the pepperoni, like, you know,

sort of get it all mixed and nice.

And we did it. - Yeah.

- I think it was on top of muffins,

because they were already cooked as well.

So on top of a muffin, put some tomato base,

cheese, pepperonis, put it in this little thing,

and it cooks it, right?

- Yeah. - That was a primary school version

of a solar powered oven.

There are people who have made proper solar powered ovens

that go up to like 180 degrees.

- Okay, that's your cooking.

- Yeah, cooking, you're cooking with 180 degrees.

- You're quite literally cooking with the sun.

- That's, that's the way I cook 'em with gas.

I cook 'em with the sun.

- There's been so many recipes that call for 180 degrees.

- I don't know why, I don't know why this is a thing.

- But then you know, it just must be like,

the temperature that cooks everything at a good speed.

Because that's like, well, you know,

depending on how sunny the day is,

you may not get full heat out of this thing, of course.

It is solar powered.

But on good days, you could probably cook lunch

with solar power.

That's fun. - Then cool.

- Yeah, that is pretty fun.

- But they essentially just make these like metal boxes

and it just, it's so the sun

and it basically just creates an oven inside of that metal box.

Like, I don't know the exact way they do it,

but they build 'em up, they make 'em, and it cooks stuff.

- I do. - Man, in Queensland,

a car can be hot enough to cook an egg.

- Definitely enough to cook children and dogs.

- Yeah! - So I mean, it should work with an egg.

- All right. (laughs)

- It's, it will be laughing, but that's true.

- Because those kids have been cooked by cows in Queensland.

That sounds terrible, but it's fucking true.

- Yeah. - So I'm glad that the,

the rarity that is going up, like it's so uncommon now.

- Yeah. - Because, you know,

- I think the last time I had, I was like,

- People were leaving their kids.

- And Logan, I think, was a lot of fun.

- It wasn't Logan, yeah.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Like, Lady legitimately forgotten.

She, I think, oh, I don't want to actually say the,

I think she, I think she, like, committed Sudduco.

- Oh, she's not a leader.

- Oh, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't live to self is.

- Yeah. - What, what, the term is on the internet now.

- Yeah, it is. - 'Cause you can't say the S word.

So you have to say, I don't live to self.

- Yeah. - Which,

- How weird, right? - Yeah.

- There's no weird though, which is not like,

there's no weird, there's certain words that don't actually have,

you know what I mean?

Like, it's not like you can't say the word,

but if you say it, it's a big no-no on the internet.

- Yeah, and it'll, like, it'll, like, I think it's,

for sensitive content, because people can't,

- I can't, I guess. - 'Cause everyone's gotten

a lot more sensitive.

- 'Cause everyone's like, "Fuckin' pussy."

- Everyone's like, "Fuckin' pussy."

- That's what it is, yeah.

- Everyone's just a big ol' bitch, and they just need a,

what is it? A cup of cement,

- Yeah. - On the fuck up.

- On the fuck up.

- Oh, man.

- This is the thing, and people like,

people give me crap, because I'm like, you know,

I'm very political about what's going on in the world,

and I'm very, I'm on one side,

and people give me crap all the time.

And I'm just like, "I'm not actually a big bitch about it."

- Like, this is the thing, I'm like,

"You wanna have a chair, have a chair,

"you wanna find me about it?"

Like, that's fine, I'm not being a bitch about it.

I don't understand the, like, "Way,

"you're a bitch if you're on one side, I don't get it."

(laughs)

- God, just don't get it.

- I don't know, man. - I don't know.

I think the, that's better.

- You know what it is, that's, it's so easy to be divisive.

- It's mob mentality, dude.

I've been witnessing it, add a, add up.

Like, it's a growing rate, mob mentality right now,

and it's over, stupid stuff.

Of course it is.

- Like, it's like, always over, stupid stuff, man.

Like, there was one dude who, I think it was just like,

"Oh, it was, again, just like something

"so small and little and stupid, right?"

It was like, one lady put up like a video of something,

and like, everyone in the comments were like,

"Oh, fuck this woman just because like, mob mentality."

And one guy is just like, "Ah, so I did just a little bit of research

"and I had a look into it, and shit, that's actually true."

She, you know, and what she's saying is true.

And we, you know, had a look into it,

and everyone's just like, "Fuck you guy!"

- Yeah, yeah. - It's like, we're like,

- We're like, "Yeah, me!" - Yeah, me.

- We're not like, "Fax!"

- Yeah, and then, they just stabbed them with this pit,

with their pitchforts, like, you know what I mean?

But they didn't even listen to the guy.

Remember, this is like, this is a massive group of people,

'cause I only see it in certain forms of media,

especially like Twitter.

Twitter's a really fucking bad Twitter for it.

Instagram, it can happen.

Obviously, every other social media, really, yeah.

Facebook's really fucking weird.

But it's the thing of, you've got all of these people

that are so willing to die on an antil,

such as, "Do you like pineapple on pizza?"

And if you do, - Yes!

- And if you do your pitchfork, if you don't,

you're also pitchforked.

- Can I just say, it feels like that's by design.

It feels like, by design,

we're made to fight each other over antils,

so that we don't see the mountain in front of us.

- Oh, I love that.

- Like, that's what it feels like, man.

It's like, we're all too busy fighting about pineapple on pizza

to see that the super wealthy have taken all of our money.

- Oh, like, just before we die,

- When are we going to say?

- I was gonna say, we can't have another episode

where we die so heavily into conspiracies.

I was just thinking about this,

and I asked him about this the other day.

I don't know if this is derailing, but the fact that

Ash Ketchum has died multiple times

in the TV show of Pokemon.

- Really? - I mean, he's died multiple times

and been brought back by Pokemon Tears.

He's been brought back by, hey, Mav,

how you doing, man?

Mav's jumping in.

Hey, bud, come here.

- So, I don't have a problem when our children want to join in,

but my problem is is that Harp is hanging off the door going,

(Mav groans)

until I actually go fix the problem that she had.

(Mav laughs)

- That's me.

- Well, this guy just had to let Winston in,

which is nice.

Thank you for letting Winston in.

- Hey, Mav.

- This bike says hello.

- Hey, you're way too hot.

- Are you gonna wear a display?

- No.

- No.

- So, nice haircut.

- Thank you.

- And Freya, awesome.

- Oh, everyone's here.

- Let's bring the whole family in.

- Help me!

(Mav laughs)

- Help me!

(Mav laughs)

- Help me!

(Mav laughs)

(Mav laughs)

(Mav laughs)

(Mav laughs)

(Mav laughs)

- Oh, boy.

- Oh, boy.

- Oh, boy.

- Oh, boy.

- No, I'm not going.

- You know what?

- You know what, also, you know what, also makes loud sounds.

- Mm, probably, I'm gonna hold it.

(Mav laughs)

(Mav laughs)

(Mav laughs)

- Just gonna hold it in the thing,

but like, it's gonna be a wrestling match going on.

(Mav laughs)

- What did he, did he, did he, did he cop it?

(Mav laughs)

- Thank you.

(Mav laughs)

- Hey, children.

- I love kids.

- I love kids.

- We're just talking about wanting to homeschool

and everything, and it's like, hey, children.

(Mav laughs)

- Do you know what, this is the thing,

I say to everyone, best and worst thing you'll ever do

in your life.

- Oh, easily.

- Easily.

- Easily, easily.

- Best and worst thing.

You will never be more angry

and you will never be more happy than having children.

Like, it's just--

- That right there, it feels very minor to me.

Like, I'm just like, hey, that happened,

and it's just like, ah, you know, I'll just edit that.

I'll turn it down a little bit.

- Yeah, that, yeah, yeah.

You know what, we don't edit much.

- No.

- So, this will probably be the most heavily processed episode.

- Yeah.

- In a long time.

- Probably since the vampire episode.

- Oh, yeah.

- Could you know what I mean?

- Dude, yeah, the weekend was a vampire.

That was a good one.

- That was a good video too.

Like, I cut it, it was like 20-something minutes

to your, just printing essay of your essay

and why the weekend is a vampire.

- Yeah.

- And you know what, man, I got me honest, like, look,

the way the world's gone, you might not be wrong.

(laughing)

- Dude, essay on conspiracies, that's what we're doing.

- Dude, you might, you might be right

with the weekend being a vampire, man,

like there's some nutty stuff going on in the world right now.

- And you might be going to sacrifice.

- And you might be going to sacrifice in cows

to bring on the end of the world and stuff.

Like, yeah, there's some weird stuff.

- That Ryan Garcia thing, if you don't know about that.

- Dude, the Behemium Grove.

Tyler Oliver, he just released an episode

going to the Behemium Grove as well.

So, yeah, like literally just released it.

- That man is going to--

- He's a dark.

- Jeffrey Epstein himself very soon.

- Yeah, he straight up is going to, like,

he was in New York when the guy climbed out of the tunnel

and everything and he was just looking to be there.

And like, recorded a like two-minute video

about it because there is no information on it.

Like, there's nothing.

Still, there's nothing.

No one knows anything.

- Can't be explained.

- No. - Unexplained.

- No, you can't.

A Jewish man climbing out of a sewer grate.

Ah, you can't explain that.

You absolutely can.

- Have you tried going in the sewer grate?

Oh, why would you?

- Have you tried looking at where he came from

instead of just welding it up?

- No, why would you do that?

- Why would you do that?

He's Jewish.

- That's his whole--

- Dude, that he's--

- Just cloud off.

- And I'm not even if he was black.

If he was anything else.

- If he was odd, dude, I mean, like--

- Anything.

- What's in the hole?

- Anything, nationality, any religion, any race,

anything other than Jewish,

there would have been the biggest investigation into it.

- I think it's just strange that there's people in tunnels.

Is that like--

- Yeah!

- Yeah, it's just such a weird thing.

- Dude, dude, dude, dude.

- Like fucking handmade tunnels

underneath apartment buildings in New York.

Like, that is not where you build tunnels.

- No.

- There's no reason.

- Do you remember watching a movie

a while back called "Shother Comes"?

- Oh, yeah.

- Do you remember the intro to that movie

where they're like running around in tunnels

and they're bashing these dudes?

And then they get to the bad guy.

- Yeah!

- And he's like--

- Is it the better way to come to catch one?

- He's--

- No, that's the show.

- No, that's the show.

- So he's like running around,

bashing all these dudes and eventually they get to like

the main anti-chamber where they've got like

the main bad guy who everyone thinks is like a vampire

or like some undead spooky man.

- Like a lot of people.

- About to sacrifice this chick who's under a spell sort of thing.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- That all of those tunnels and shit like actually exist

are a lot of that show and I'm pleased.

Fat check me if I'm wrong.

I'm pretty sure what I heard was a lot of those tunnels

actually exist.

- Yeah.

- And they're just underneath London.

- Yeah, yeah.

- And like, what the fuck?

- Dude, no.

- Dude, no, please.

- She just came and asked me for ice cream.

Like, at 11 o'clock in the morning.

- No, no ice cream yet.

But you haven't even had lunch.

- No.

- Yeah, no, no.

- Yeah, that's what we have to tell them too, man.

- They're so exact same thing.

- Oh, dude.

You know, I hate to talk conspiracies and stuff, right?

But like mudfluts, right?

How you heard of mudfluts?

- No, you're gonna have to act out of the school meal on this.

- Okay, so I heard of the coolest, it's cool.

It's like so dumb but cool at the same time.

So there's the whole Taterian empire thing, right?

Like, we will like to, and Napoleon's not real

and all of his stories faked and like,

you know what I mean?

Like, the entire world worked together to only to lie to us today.

That the Taterian empire existed.

And that they were, like, friends with Tesla, right?

Tesla was a Taterian guy.

And they wanted to give the world free energy.

And the Taterian empire was about the bitumen of people.

But it was threatened the oil empire and the oil empire fought back.

And what they did was they used the tunnel systems

and all the major cities of Tataria, right?

And they sent a violent amount of air through these tunnels.

And now I don't know if you've seen QuickSand before,

but what QuickSand is, is violent amounts of air passing through sand.

- Right.

- So what they've said is that the mudflut was all of these,

because apparently all of these buildings that, like, in New York and Melbourne and London,

all of these buildings that are like weirdly underground,

because you know how there's just like heaps of stuff underground.

But that's true.

There's heaps of buildings underground.

We have no idea why they're there.

And they go stories underground, right?

What they're saying?

And they're mainly around the tunnels, like the train systems.

- Yeah.

- So what they're saying?

I don't know where this cancerous account from.

I don't know who they are, but what they say is that a violent amount of air

was passed through all of the tunnel systems, the train systems,

and what it is is it liquefied the dirt,

and the buildings literally just sank into the ground.

And then they built on top of those buildings

after they'd killed the people from the mudflut.

- What a wild conspiracy, right?

- I'm not just wild.

- That just sounds like...

- And their reasoning was because some dude on YouTube made a bathtub

of like that liquid sand.

- Yeah.

- And then he sits in it and he turns the air off and then he can't get out,

because it's all stopped moving.

And then they turn the air back on and then he could like swim around

because it's like water.

- Right.

- So some like I do on YouTube did that.

And then everyone's like, "My plots, that's how they did it."

- That is like...

- Oh, I know.

- And they're all like, right?

- There is definitely, I think it's Boston or something like that.

There's, I think there was like a giant fire or something like that.

But I don't know if that's separate or not,

but there's a pretty sure it's either Boston or some other like big city in America.

Right underneath it is an entire city,

like an entire fucking roads,

and then they just built on top of it.

- Yeah.

And I'm just like...

- Like, isn't it just that it's just some weird,

yeah, there's some weird shit man.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, there it is.

- There's just weird shit.

And you know what? I don't think anyone alive even truly knows.

I don't even think anyone alive truly knows the weird shit in this world.

Like, I know going about pyramids and shit,

like they're just cool.

It's cool to think that, you know, like some crazy smart civilization

that actually had the power to travel around the world.

And so, that's a cool thing to think about.

- Yeah.

- And like, again, with the amount of time that could have passed,

we have no idea.

We truly have no idea.

Like, we talk about being around for like, what is it?

Like 4.5 billion years or 14 billion years, something like that, right?

In that amount of time,

you're telling me that you can't think that another like civilization

got to like, space travel or something in like 4.5 billion years.

You don't think they could have possibly had it.

- Right. Right.

- Like, we caught, there's prehistoric times.

That means that it is before history.

- History.

- Yeah.

- We don't know anything before prehistoric times.

We have no evidence and no clue on what happened before.

- We got carbon dating, that's about it.

- That's it.

That's the only thing we got.

And the way we carbon date stuff,

like, we don't actually know 100% how accurate it is.

Like, we could be off like a few million years.

We have no idea.

Like, we have absolutely no idea.

So, you don't think that that shit could have happened?

- I think that--

- I reckon there's definitely chances that like,

there were definitely smarter people than--

- Of the human being.

- We are the dumbest.

Like, 100%.

I think we are the dumbest we've ever been.

- Like, first--

- You don't have to do anything to survive anymore.

- Yeah.

For us to say like, oh, people back in stone ages were dumb.

Like, the smarter than us, I'm telling you.

Like, if they're apparently we were just living in caves

and like, you know, drawing fucking blood paintings on walls

and shit 12,000 years ago.

But then we find buildings that we carbon date

to 12,000 years ago, like the fucking Manhattan in Yemen.

There is literally a full like skyscrapers in Yemen, right?

- Yeah.

- And they're like predated sex, seven, eight thousand years

or something like that.

And they're like 13 stories tall.

- Yeah, dude.

- Yeah.

- And they're like thousands of years old

and you think we're like, you think Westmart now.

We're not-- I don't know how to build a fucking 12 story building.

- No.

- Neither do I.

- I'm not going to.

- We're all big dumb idiots.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Pretty much.

- But anyway, yeah, I didn't want to get too much into it.

- But we do.

- No, I'm not.

- We did.

- Today we've got D railed quite a lot from children

and conspiracies and at the end of the day, you know what?

I had a good week.

- It wasn't too bad.

It's been really busy, but it was pretty good.

- I was going to say, I think that might've been the question.

How was it week?

So anyway, the Tarterian Empire.

- Yeah, yeah.

- The mud floods.

- The mud floods, baby.

- It's just like, I just love it.

- Yeah.

- It's just so cool, man.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Like our life is so boring with our bills and our, you know what I mean?

- It's something, man.

- I think if we knew, like, if that was true,

if any of these conspiracies are true, I think the part of it is it just blows out of water this idea

of like, this is what we're meant to be living.

- Yeah.

- If at any point, any one of these conspiracies is true, it blows that out of water that we're meant to be living the way we do.

Like if the pyramids actually are a energy thing and they, at one stage, tens of thousands of years ago,

they manage to create power around the world, right?

Like, because there is another theory on the pyramids is that they're actually older again, right?

That we think they're like 12,000 years old, but there's a potential that they're actually like 40 or 50,000 years old

because of the aligning of true north with the pyramid, like there was roughly 12,000 years ago, the pyramid would have aligned with true north.

And then again, there was another point before then, which is like 40,000, 50,000 years ago.

And this is theory because we just guess.

But apparently back then the pyramid could have also aligned with true north.

So there's a potential that the pyramids are like 50,000 years old.

- It's a potential.

Right.

- They've got, oh, but they're sandstone. They're not. They're limestone and they're granite.

They're like two, like granite is like one of the hardest materials in the world.

It's harder than iron granite is.

- What?

- Yeah.

- In what scale?

- I don't know exactly.

- That sounds preposterous.

- But I believe in its natural form.

- Natural form sandstone harder than...

- No, not sandstone.

- Granite.

- Granite?

- Yes.

- And if it's harder than iron, I believe in its natural form.

- Yeah, actually, maybe, maybe.

- Because iron does bend. But granite is like that stuff does not break.

- Oh, then, yeah, you're probably talking about like a toughness scale.

- Yeah, it might be toughness scale or something like that.

- Because, yeah, iron when it's like a low carbon ion.

- Low carbon ion will...

Winston, seriously, bud.

- Really?

- It wouldn't be a podcast episode without conspiracy theories.

Winston making noises, children screaming in the back room.

- That's right.

- Yeah, no, there's like a whole heap of different qualities that like...

we test materials and stuff like that.

And toughness is one of them.

And toughness is basically how much can you make a dent in something

with like the same amount of force over the sharp objects or shit.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- And it's like, basically think about it as like someone has a hammer

and then they swing at the exact same way on different pieces of material.

And a lot of the time, high toughness material...

- Oh, you know what?

- ...have like a high brittleness as well.

So you can like...

you can have a high toughness, which means you hit it and it doesn't deform.

But it also means that you hit it and it will more than likely shatter.

- Shatter, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- So I think granite as high on the toughness and stuff like that.

But it doesn't have a falling up strength.

I think it's the term.

So, so iron is strong.

- Because iron would have high strength.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Because it stays together.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- If it's millipelibons still sticks together, even if you hit it,

it just stretches out a little bit more.

That's it.

- Yeah, like a piece of iron, if you think about it, a piece of iron is a piece,

a singular piece.

But if you think about like a stone of granite, like you can break it apart.

- It's granite structure is so much different than iron.

- Because, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just like two different types of things.

It's like, I think granite is like a chalk and cheese.

- It's like chalk and cheese.

(laughing)

- It's a thing of like, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the crystalline structure.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- And you can, you can do this with metal and stuff like that.

Like, yeah, you can increase the toughness and metal by like heating it and tempering it.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You're basically quenching it in the blood of your enemies.

- If you increase the carbon content of your iron, you can eventually make it so, so hardened that like it will like under any like, like under a lot of pressure will snap.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- And, but like low carbon, you bend, it will bend.

- It would bend.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- So you've got to increase the carbon.

- So you've got to increase the carbon.

- You want swords to be really sharp.

- Yeah.

- And really hard.

- Yeah.

- So you harden them to the point but then swords snap.

- That would bend.

- Yeah.

- So you're cool.

- It's a thing where, yeah, you need to find the right carbon content, the right amount of carbon to put into, say if you want to really sharp but like strong sword, you want like a certain amount of carbon content because it doesn't need to hold an edge.

And it also needs to be able to be like struck a whole heap.

- Yeah.

- Because imagine like swinging a sword and you hit a shield and then it snaps on its first hand and you're like, "It snaps, yeah, y'all."

- It's like, too much.

- Well!

- So that's how they did it back in the day they had like charcoal.

And it would increase the, you could carbureize, steaming away.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool.

- And it would increase the carbon content in your iron.

- Yeah.

- All you'd have to do is put your piece of iron in like somewhere to get it hot enough but it would be covered in coals.

- Oh, I know what I've seen that.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, just stoking a sword and putting it straight into coals.

- Yeah.

- I've seen that.

- And see what you just leave it there and it gets so hot and something to do with the way the coals are with reacting with the steel and chill out that, you're adding carbon to it.

- Mm.

- I don't know if it's coals, I'm pretty sure it's charcoal.

There is something or it might just be like carbon bits because there must be such a high carbon amount in charcoal.

- Yeah, that's how it works.

- Yeah.

- What I'm saying is I did this in 2015 so it was 10 years ago that like I remember doing this because I had to harden and add carbon to steels until I was like, this is the fucking call of shit, man.

- Yeah, like, oh, I said like, blacksmithing.

- I want to do blacksmithing, man.

- Yeah, dude.

- I want to do blacksmithing, dude.

- Yeah.

- I want to do all these cool old like trades and stuff.

- Dude.

- Why aren't we doing this?

- My mate, Adam Greenbank, has started up a forge in his garage.

- Yes, he's just started making knives and he's like, I got this cool belt sandwich and I'm like, what the fuck is that?

And he's like, oh, that's the forge.

And I was like, it's just like, right, speak fuck off of him.

And I was like, that's fucking sick dude.

And he's like, yeah, yeah.

And then I started saying pretty much all of just what I said before about like, carbonizing metals and adding like shit like that.

And he's like, yeah, right now I'm not like doing all of that at the moment.

He's just finding like pieces of steel and melting it down and making other things.

- And figuring out how to like, yeah, fucking, he's doing casting as well, which is exactly that.

Melting it and pouring it into a cast to make cast on for the shit.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- And to make like ingots and stuff that you can like use later.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, dude.

- Yeah, so cool, man.

- Yeah.

- I want to get straight.

I want to get right into that shit.

And I would literally go around to like, garage sales and like tip shops and just find old metal and melt it down.

- Yeah.

- Just melt it down.

- Yeah.

- You know, when you melt it down, you get all the impurities out anyway.

So you clear it all out.

- Yeah, but you need a lot of flux.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then you just fucking put it in an in-get and then you've got like a little iron in-get or something.

And you can make a little fucking whatever you want to make.

- Well, it's a thing, once you make an in-get and you have, that's a measurable amount of your iron, right?

- And that's why I think that's why it's like, put trade in so many games where you've got like, you need five nuggets to make an in-get.

- Yeah.

- You need five in-gets to make a fucking...

- To make a sword.

- Yeah, a big sword.

- Or how?

- And that's just how it works.

So it's the thing of like, that's how you would measure making a sword.

- Yeah.

- What does it go?

What all the bangin'?

- I'm not gonna add the gays to that as well.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, nobs and bangs.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- And kids yelling.

- And kids crying.

- That's screaming and crying.

- Oh, yeah.

- But you know, Zach, you know what?

I would love to have along with my blacksmithing.

- Yeah.

- Good music.

- Yeah, speaking in music, like...

- Talking about music, Zach.

We've talked enough about conspiracies and all sorts of weird shit.

- Yeah.

- Zach, why don't we listen to it this week?

- Lionel Richie, dude?

- We did, we did listen to Lionel Richie.

- Back to front.

- Lionel Richie.

- Dude.

- You know what?

- You know what?

Tell me what you reckon.

- I love this album.

- Tell me what you reckon.

- I love it, no.

- Nice.

- That's it.

- Yeah, that's good.

- All right.

- I fucking love this album because I realized that this was the exact album that I bought when

I must have been like 2013 or fucking 2040 and all sorts of other.

So I had that fucking nova, but I had that fucking CD.

I had back to front and all of it.

- It was a two disc thing and I would only listen to...

- Oh.

- No shit, it was two.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- So it was a...

- Oh, 'cause it's 92.

- Yeah.

- It would have been, yeah, 'cause it's 16 songs, it would have been like eight songs each

side, yeah.

- Yeah, so nice.

- So it was two discs and I'd listen to the first disc, Nielsen, the thing.

So it's all of that just combined and I remember listening to, I think it was the second disc

a lot more.

I can't remember why.

I think it was 'cause it had, hello on it, maybe.

- Yeah, okay.

- I don't like, yeah, it just threw me straight the whole fucking way back to, like, listen to that.

I love, absolutely love, building out all of the songs, especially, endless love.

Endless love is a fucking sweet song.

Sailon is one of my all time favorite songs.

- I remember you telling me that.

Sailon is such a good song because yeah, it's like slow country, sort of like vibes all

the way up until he's literally saying sailon, run at the end of the song.

He's just like, he's like, I've had enough of my woman, I'm going.

- Yeah.

- Oh, man, just vibing.

- Yeah, just, yeah, belts it out, dude.

- He is quietly, all night long is absolutely my favorite song of the day.

- Yeah, dude.

- Easily, dude, fuck, I just, even right now, dude.

- Oh, man, love.

- Runnin' with the night.

- Oh, dude, right?

- Synth wave classic.

- I know man.

- Oh, dude, so good.

- So good.

- So good.

- Easy as well.

- Yeah, man, I bet.

- You can't get it, it's easy.

- I think I said this last week, the song I will always know how to play on a piano.

- Yeah.

- Like easy.

- It's such a good song, man.

- Yeah, I get, I get very horny for this album, I like this fucking album.

- Yeah, man.

- Yeah, you know what?

I don't say that ever, but you know what?

Me too.

- Oh, man.

- I think it was, I think it was 2021 or 2022.

It could have actually been the end of '21 because I'd just come back from ACAP.

And I remember driving somewhere and running with the night came on the radio.

- Oh, yeah.

- And I was, yeah, I know.

- Shazambe.

- And I was like, oh my God, it's fucking on a richy.

I thought it was and then I was like telling Kim, I was like, I fucking knew I knew this

song.

Went back that afternoon and I was like, I want to make like a synth, a more synthier

wave version of this song.

So I had, and I had like full on, made, remade this song sort of shit.

And I was like, I was so fucking chuffed with it.

- Nice.

- And now it is lost somewhere in the file system that we have.

- I did, yeah.

- It is lost in there and I really wish I could point it again.

- Yeah.

- I mean, it is.

- I mean, it is.

- I mean, it is.

- I mean, it is.

- We have so much in there.

We haven't contributed to it for a long time, but we have so much in there, dude.

- Yeah.

- It is.

- The amount of stuff that we have in there, we could easily make multiple albums,

- Strap beats, there is just so much music in there, dude.

It is nuts.

And even to the point, I was listening to just quickly.

- Quickly, quickly.

I was listening to Sleep Token last night, right?

- Yeah.

- I was listening to, fuck what is the oven called?

- I was going to say "Vore", but it is not "Vore".

It is, damn, I can't remember.

- It is a called "Trokehold".

- The album.

- Taken back to Eden.

- Back to Eden.

- Oh, yeah, back to Eden.

Yeah, it is.

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- Jumpy Pona Holy Crab.

- And Adistant Hierarchy.

- That was a lot of fun.

- We were thinking of that as a name too.

- Yeah.

- Adistant Hierarchy or Jumpy Pona.

- Both are very good names.

- I'm not gonna lie.

- They're still...

- For that post...

- Was it post hardcore?

- Yeah.

- Was that post hardcore?

- That was a pre-moband.

- Yeah.

- Those names are perfect.

- Exactly.

- Jumpy Pona.

- And Adistant Hierarchy would be perfect names for a fucking post hardcore screamo band

that played like, you know, fucking...

- Escape the space.

- As if she parried like...

- Parque way.

- Parque way.

- Like all those sorts of influencers.

- Yeah.

- Easily.

- Man, we could have...

- We could have went big with that name.

- Not with the talent.

- Yeah.

- Just the name.

- Yeah, that's it.

- Talent was real questionable.

- At points, yeah.

And especially not having a singer for so long.

And then just being like...

- Almost.

- Cycle through Rando people.

- And then it's...

- And then do well with any of them.

- No.

- Which was very funny.

- It was really just the three of us, you mean, Ye-Cob.

- Mm.

- And then just our friends who wanted to sing.

- We thought it was just jump on, and jumpy.

- Yeah, yeah.

We're doing Parque way.

You know Parque way?

(laughs)

- That time, I remember that time that we...

I think we had all learnt how to play Kono Megalova from...

- Um, um...

- Maximum the whole moment.

- Maximum the whole moment, yeah.

So we had learnt how to play like that.

And then I remember telling Karin, I was like...

"Just sing to this."

It's Japanese.

(laughs)

- So we had learnt in the play.

And then I was like, "Obviously you're the singer."

And I was like, "Hey Karin, you're not a singer."

And he's like, "Oh yeah, okay."

And he's looking up the lyrics.

it was like n היn n היn, lick it, lick it,

it's in Japanese.

I can't speak Japanese.

It's so funny.

I love it, I actually think they're on Spotify.

Maximum the Horner.

I have no idea.

I just fucking know.

Oh they are!

They are.

They're genuinely never used to be.

Oh cool.

They are now.

Oh man.

I know we have an album, and I'm not saying to change our album right now.

We need to do a Maximum the Horner album.

They released an album in 2015, dude.

I thought even that long ago.

Oh shit.

2015 is almost 10 years ago.

Yeah I know, but when we talk about the songs that we know, that's 2007, dude.

Yeah.

Yeah, like that's getting to be almost 20 years ago, Zach.

God.

Yeah, what did I say anything?

I'm getting all sad because I'm looking at the hands of like, "Oh my God."

Dude, I'm old.

I'm getting old.

There's, there's, we have, we have children who interrupt our podcast, Zach.

Yeah, that's, that's very true.

That is very true.

Oh man, Maximum the Horner.

That's hectic, dude.

Take me back, right?

Take me back.

Anyway, what is that?

What are you, what are you reckon?

Back to front, Lionel Richie 1992.

16 songs, one hour and eight minutes.

What are our thoughts?

This is a 10.

Wow, there you go.

This is a 10 because I'm like, I'm like trying to think of songs that I'm like,

I wouldn't really listen to that again or this is a skip for me.

I don't remember skipping any of these because...

Nice.

Maybe it's just nostalgia, but like, I had sung every single song and like gotten like, you

know, it's all groovy, it's all fucking like 80s, fucking like vibes.

It's just like...

I say power balance, it's not, it's not, some of them are definitely power-ballety, but

like, it's not like power-ballets, but they are...ballets.

Like, you sing to them, you know, like every song easily.

Yeah.

It's Lionel Richie, man, like...

Yeah.

You can't lose.

Yeah, you can't.

You actually can't.

And whether you don't like all of the songs on here, it's...

You've got to like, something on here.

Got hello.

Is it me looking for?

It must be.

I can see it on your right.

I can see it on your right.

I can see it on your right.

I can see it on your right.

It must be him we're looking for.

Yeah.

Exactly.

It's like, it's all night long.

Like, if...

If that was the only song I liked on this album, it would be probably like a 7 and a half.

If that was the only song that I liked on this album.

For me, though, I like many, many, many more songs than just all night long.

Look, it's not a 10 for me, but it's damn close.

Like, it's damn close.

Yeah, right.

I'm gonna give it a 9, and it is a solid 9, not a 9 and a half, because there are

songs that I don't have the nostalgia for.

There are songs that I came in having not really heard, and it...

I found it really hard to get on board, right?

With just some of them.

Like, I couldn't even tell you what their names are right now.

But there were just songs like...

And I gave it a red hot crack, and I was just like, "Just not for me.

I don't have the nostalgia for it.

I didn't grow up listening to it."

But then all night long comes on, easy comes on, endless love, running in the 90s.

Hello.

Sailor long as well.

I already knew Sailor long.

Like, all of those come on, and dude, word for word.

Like, I bang those fucking songs out.

Hell yes.

I just fucking love it.

So, yeah, I solid, solid 9 for me.

That's awesome.

Yeah.

I love it.

All right.

Would you recommend Lionel Richie?

Yes.

110 fucking percent.

There's...

I don't think there's...

It's one of those albums that you could put on like, at a party.

Like imagine putting on, and you...

Could you could get through a couple of those like, up more upbeat sort of songs?

And even if endless love was to come on, and no one was able to figure it out, so it

would at the start, by the time that they're like, they're full-blown singing, I think people

are joining in.

Surely.

And they're gonna scream out, endless love.

Surely.

My endless love.

Surely.

Um, that's the only...

That's the only...

This is my head, Canon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, no, no, no.

But part of my head has this...

This is the Canon.

It's very much.

This is not your head, Canon.

This is the head, Canon.

Look, 9, 10, it's a fucking win.

It's a win-regard.

Absolutely, bang it for me.

Yeah.

All right.

Enough about Lionel Richie, because he's...

He's had enough.

All right.

He's dead to us now.

Push him to the fucking curb, all right.

We're done.

I'm never listening to another Lionel's Switch.

He's like, "Get me."

Get to the curb.

Yeah, meh.

That's what we do with our tens.

And that's what...

That's straight up.

That's what we do with tens.

We fuck them off.

All right.

We fuck them off.

We fuck them off.

They're dead to us.

What have we listened to?

On the top of block, to fucking never be seen again.

Yeah.

He's Fred again.

Yeah.

Fred again.

Fred again.

Fred again.

This is not...

This is not 80s.

This is not Powerbell.

This is not...

This is smooth listening.

This is like, fucking a couple of years ago.

Yeah.

And this is so Fred again is...

He's got...

Rumble, right?

Rumble with...

He's got a heaps of songs, dude.

No, no, but just saying like, "Rumble Baby Again."

Turn on the lights again.

I think he's putting again at the end of a couple of his songs, because...

Because Fred again.

I suppose.

Because Fred again.

He does a song called Stay in It.

Leave Me Alone with Baby Keem.

He does a little bit of work with Swedish House Mark.

I think he's putting again at the end of a couple of his songs, because...

Because Fred again.

He does a song called Stay in It.

Leave Me Alone with Baby Keem.

He does a little bit of work with Swedish House Mafia and Future.

Fucking Riko Nasty.

And...

Where's that Skrillex?

Obviously Skrillex is the other big name.

So he's just an EDM producer.

I want to say just an EDM producer, but this dude...

Like...

Have you seen that clip of him?

Where he's just like, "Oh, this is how I made that cool, drum and bass thing."

And he's just like smashing a fucking an aco-ipad.

And he's just like, "Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck."

And he's just like, going off.

And he's just talking to a journalist.

Oh, I have to.

Sorry, I have.

And he's like that.

And the journalists don't stop.

Don't stop, dude.

And he's like, "Oh, okay, cool."

And he's just like, "Munking out, just fucking loving it."

And it's just like...

I have seen that, yeah.

Yeah, he's just an absolute prodigy in his own right.

Yeah.

He's just, yeah, got so much going on in that.

I didn't actually realize that was Fred again, so there you go.

That's him, yeah.

So...

Sick.

I'm actually even more excited to listen to this album now, after knowing who the guy is.

Yeah, that's lit.

Hell yeah.

Yeah.

So that's exactly who we're going with Fred again with the album USB.

USB.

USB.

USB.

It's the black one.

I think that's the black one with the dead center.

It's the one with the most views.

The most.

The biggest hits.

The highest streams.

Most recognition.

It's only 47 minutes.

48 minutes.

Yeah, that's a good, that's a good little bite-sized pace, you know?

That's a good chunk.

That's almost an hour or two a day.

We're able to think in time in between.

Yeah.

That's pretty much it.

That's what we're going to be listening to.

Shall we?

I'm done.

I'm done.

I'm done.

I'm done.

All right, bye.

This is like the leaf.

I just closed the podcast.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Quick, uh, yeah, Zach.

Voice mails.

Don't ask me.

Don't, don't, don't ask me with the voice mails.

Um, hold on, let me, let me do a check.

I swear every time we're like, do we have a voice mail?

No.

It's like, all right.

I'd say the note, or I forgot to check.

No, nothing.

This is Scott.

The levels are out now that we've got a new notification, but it's not, it's not it.

How dare they?

Exactly.

So if you want to leave us a voicemail, you know how to do it.

You pick up your phone.

Yeah.

You hit the call, the call.

You obviously hit speed dial one because we are obviously your first speed dial.

That's how you do it.

Imagine.

There's going to be people who don't even know what that means.

Speed dial.

Yeah, speed dial one.

I think I think even voicemails becoming an outdated thing, but I, because no one makes calls anymore, they'll just make texts.

Oh my god, they're subscribed to a dying thing.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, but let me give you the voicemail message so that you can leave your message, your meme, your suggestion for the album of the week, or a piece of advice that you want us to give to you.

That number is plus 61, 7, 5, 6, 4, 1, 10, 8, 0, and you can leave us whatever you want.

You can talk about the, how curious I can scurvisly screams.

So, you can just say, "Being curious can scurvisly scream into that."

I know what actually, you know what? Please, please give us your greatest grizzly impersonation.

Just screaming.

Yeah, yeah, please.

And I need to hear the slap on the hand when you do it.

I need to hear that slap and then head back and end the grizzly scream.

I need that, please.

That's a, I would be very happily accept some voicemails that are just screaming.

If we get that as, if anyone sends us those voicemails, that's the first thing that you're hearing on the next episode.

Yeah, straight up.

Straight up.

Straight up.

I don't care. It's the first thing you hear.

It's the first thing you heard this episode.

And you'll hear it again.

You'll hear next episode.

If you give us your best impersonation, there could, a hundred of you could send it in.

You're gonna hear a hundred of them.

A hundred, Kiria, 'cause grizzly screams.

All at the same time.

That number again, just in case you've got, is +61, 75641, 1080 and, yeah, leave us your best scream.

And that, it hit us up in all of our social medias and it gives us likes, subscribes, follows, press all the buttons,

especially the notification bell so that you can keep up to date with all of our goings on.

Yes.

Hit us up on YouTube so that you can watch this episode.

And see all the funny visual gags like my kids and your kids.

It's just funny.

And your kids again.

And then my kids again.

And then dogs.

And then funny, and then funny gag.

Oh.

My kid again.

And then...

And you know what, you'll hear this.

Oh, you don't know what I did because you didn't see it on the video.

You know, if you do the knock and you put like a chicken clock in.

You're good.

You're mother fucker.

Oh, man, real good.

Other than that, we've been able to believe if you don't, I will on the video.

Yes, we do.

We also have Instagram, TikTok and Facebook.

Make sure you check us out in all of them.

Other than that, well, the Discord, jump in the Discord so you can jump in and play games with us.

We're in there almost every night.

I've been very absent for like two weeks.

Yes, so have I.

I've been really absent as well to be honest.

I think I've only been in there like twice in the last two weeks.

Yeah, just busy.

And busy.

And busy.

Yeah.

And real busy.

Oh, I'm going out field.

Oh, nice.

So I might be a little bit more absent than usual.

That's okay.

Have you been there?

It's happened.

At least next month.

Thanks, after, man.

Other than that, if you want to see more of Blake Bentley's beautiful face, make sure you check him out.

Like underscore Bentley TV on all of his social medias.

And you can also check him out on Spotify with Blake Bentley.

Make sure you check out that song, Late Night Texting.

Yeah, we made it.

It's good.

We did.

Yeah.

If you want to see me, I'm SwitchBlades for Kids, all one word.

It's very SEO friendly.

Very friendly.

You might need to do much more.

Just very friendly.

Generally.

SwitchBlades for kids.

Generally.

Not just SEO friendly.

Just generally friendly.

Generally pretty friendly sometimes.

Friendly guy.

Yeah.

Most of the time.

Sometimes.

And, uh, yeah, check me out on Spotify as well because I've got a couple of tunes that I think you'll enjoy.

That's why I made them so that you, the listener, would enjoy them.

Not because I enjoy making them.

I hate making music.

I've got the Yoms.

It's been a long night and I work up many times.

Yeah.

I've been working up a couple of times.

I had never kicked me in the back all night.

He was, he just like got in at like two o'clock and he's just like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.

Just kept, kept, kept, kept, kept, kept me.

I was like, what the hell man?

What the hell?

What the hell?

Allo goes for my nipples every night.

Every night.

What is it with kids and fucking like grabbing nips?

Because Freya does that to me.

She's like, twist.

Yeah.

So does Allo.

Yeah.

He did it yesterday during the day he did it to me and I was like, nah.

Yeah.

I just like, cause like, look, long so short, I sit down and I'm like, they were upset because of something and I'm like, you guys all good.

Like, you know, you're all right.

We're out in Brisbane.

Allo runs up.

Boom!

I was just like, ah!

You were like shit, fuck!

Yeah, I was just like, nah.

I'm done.

I just walked off.

Yeah.

I was just like, nah.

I came to give you sympathy and that's what you do now.

It's like, nah, you know what was the good thing?

Many terrorists, that's what they do.

Yeah, literally, dude, literally, man.

For political gain, those kids, Italian.

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

They hold me hostage for political gain.

[laughs]

All right.

Man, you know what?

We're done.

I've caught up there.

Thank you guys so much for listening.

You guys are in a great crowd.

We love your seats.

We do, you know what?

We do actually love you all.

This is true.

We are in love with you.

Desperately in love.

Yeah.

I'm desperate for any human affection.

Yeah.

We definitely don't live once.

Well, you don't actually have a lot of technically.

Whoa.

You're right.

I said that, I was like, oh, this is my love, Kim.

And then she's like, well, I'm married.

I'm like, okay.

Chile, it's just easier than saying partner because that makes me sound gay.

All right?

Well, well, good, dude.

I mean, the shoe fits, right?

Like, man, I got nothing sure that fits at the moment.

Fucking sucks.

Yeah, my gay shoe ain't fit.

No, no, no, no.

Straight shoe ain't fit.

What am I?

What am I?

I think we're done, because I'm caught.

Yeah.

Thank you guys so much for listening.

This episode will not come out on a Friday, like the last two episodes have.

Yeah, because I've straight up done the exact same thing twice.

But what day it was?

edited on the first day.

Two people, and so forth.

I should probably edit this tonight.

I got to release it tomorrow.

It's like, it's my first Friday.

Ah!

Oh!

Yeah.

When did when did when did when did Wednesday not happen?

Yeah, dude.

What the fuck?

Exactly exactly what they didn't happen.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Thanks, David.

Thanks, you're awesome.

We'll see you on Thursday.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

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