The Prod.cast

Hello, hello, how are you doing?

Hello.

What's going on?

Welcome.

We got to record that pod today, man.

Oh, yeah.

Actually, yeah, we're going to get that done today.

It's weird, it's like during the day.

It is.

It's during the day.

If you look outside, there's daylight.

What?

Yeah.

And the kids are awake and they're just yelling, and, oh, man.

Yeah, I just got off playing a little bit of Mario Kart with the kids.

Oh, nice.

They love Mario Kart.

But now that I've left, it's chaos.

Like, I, for some reason, I'm the most hectic, like, chaotic player, because if I lose,

it's, the world has ended.

If I win, I'm punching the sky like a motherfucker.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, just like, worry me.

Yeah, literally, like, it's just like, no, they've

brought it the last second.

They cheated right at the last second.

Oh my god.

Oh, man, you read my mind.

That's exactly what I say.

Exactly what I'm saying.

Because I said the exact same thing.

It's, it's unreal.

They cheated.

Like AI cheating.

It's so fucking biased to the AI and it's aim-bot, speed hacks and fucking involves.

And, and, and, and, and, from abandoning.

In a racing scenario, they're very different.

Yeah.

Anyway, we're gonna, we're welcome.

Welcome to the broadcast.

Oh, go.

The podcast we talk about working occasionally music.

My name is Blake Bentley and the other half of the podcast.

SwitchBladesForKids

We did it differently today.

Hello.

Yeah, we go.

Good, man.

It's the main reason we're switching up our recording times.

We're recording during the, we're going to try recording during the day.

It's different.

It feels different.

It's like, it's not that.

We're going to be different.

You know what it is?

I'm not exhausted.

This is the difference.

I'm not tired.

I'm tired for, I'm always tired, but I'm not, I'm not like nine o'clock, night time tired.

Do you know?

I'll tell you this.

Actually, the reason why I'm just a little bit more tired than I would be is because at

fucking three o'clock this morning, I heard banging.

I freaked the fuck out and I was like, and I was like, and even Winston's like, got

an up, because he came into Aaron because it was storming last night, right?

It's still rainy right now.

Yes, it's still, like, he was in Aaron.

He gets up and he's like, and I'm like, what the fuck is all this banging?

And I'm like, hey, Kim, do you hear this?

What the fuck is that?

And she's like, it's Freya.

What are you talking about?

She's like, Freya bangs on the wall and I stopped and I just sort of listened and all

you hear is, mom, baby, baby.

I can't believe that fuck, that is terrifying.

You're like, that's my child.

Okay.

Put me at like a 10 for a stress level, like part going adrenaline, like I'm just going,

I need a way up to kill him.

I like, I just grabbed Kim and I was like, what is that?

My brain just went overload, like, holy fuck.

Like I must defend.

I must get battle ready.

It was hectic.

I needed adrenaline pumping.

I need a hook up, Kim.

And she's like, get off, it's Freya.

And I'm like, oh, what the fuck?

What?

Yeah, no, no, no, it's Freya.

It was Freya.

Yeah, it was 100% Freya.

And she bangs the walls because her cot is just close enough to the wall.

Like, we've moved it away multiple times.

She knows how to like, shake it to like get it close to the wall.

To then bang on the fucking walls, man.

That's so funny, dude.

This girl, this girl, driving me nuts and not to mention the fact that Maverick woke me

up this morning at six on the dot six at a lock with his face, mere centimeters away from

my end.

And I've opened my eyes and I'm like, and he's like, Dad, can I have some NutraGrain?

Look, let's go and make some NutraGrain, bud.

Okay, it's that time, is it?

Yeah, it's that time.

So yeah, that was me yesterday.

I have man, sweet, buckles.

Dude, anyone that doesn't have kids right now, don't have kids.

Don't have kids.

Yeah, do it.

You also don't get to sleep.

Join us.

Remove lack of sleep.

You know what, you don't need to sleep.

The leak sleep is sleep.

No, apparently enough of them.

You know what?

Everyone lies.

I don't sleep so important.

I mean, I don't even know what sleep is anymore.

I say that as I slept in this morning, but I did not sleep in yesterday.

So yesterday was rough.

They were up at like, before five o'clock.

And that was, and ready.

And I was with them, like I'd led Jackie sleep and I think maybe like nine she got up.

Yeah.

And then it was like, just hell, right?

And then about lunchtime or something, I was like, oh, I'll have a nap, like one, something

like that.

I got working up six times in the space of 30 minutes and I did not sleep.

I just ended up giving up and getting up.

And I was like, alright, I guess I'm not sleeping.

That's right.

It was all three of them, twice each.

I was like, oh, because it's not one of you, it's all of you.

It's all of them.

No one wants me to sleep.

My turn for ten games.

Oh, it's like, alright.

That's hell.

That's hell.

Jackie, you wake me up about like, she's like, I'm sorry to wake you up, but I'm looking

for the blender attachment.

I was like, it's on the sink.

It's like I'm locked.

I was like, it's on the sink.

You see what bash is there?

I got it.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[INAUDIBLE]

Please.

[LAUGHS]

So dead.

I then finally get the sleep and then all you hear is, "DAD!"

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

It's screaming running in.

You're like, oh, okay, cool.

Alright, you know what's worse?

They're not sleeping?

What's up?

It's almost sleeping six times in a row.

[LAUGHS]

It's the worst.

I believe that.

I believe that.

It's like every time I'm like, ah, finally.

Like, fucking bliss.

Right, sweet, sweet.

Oh, I'm awake.

Okay, alright.

[LAUGHS]

You're literally--

[LAUGHS]

Like, your whole body does the whole jump thing.

Like, you're going to die.

Like, your body's like, you know, adrenaline.

Let's go.

Dude.

Like, you've fallen.

You've never been asleep and then you've tripped in like your imagination and you're

going, [LAUGHS]

And you're immediately awake as well.

Like, and you're--

Yeah, I'm like, it's--

Yeah, it's like, you're looking at--

And it's like you've been awake for days when you wake up from that moment, right?

And it could be three in the morning.

But it feels like you've been awake for hours.

[LAUGHS]

No, shit.

That's what happened.

So, fucking-- banging on the wall, Freya, fucking--

Kim got up and she's like, all right, I'll go and try and settle it down.

She's had a rough morning.

Kim is an absolute trooper with dealing with no sleep.

But she went in there and just basically tried to cuddle Freya to sleep.

She is like a mini tornado that like--

Imagine just being in a--

It's a dry, like a closed, dry--

Yeah, for all of us.

And I couldn't get back to sleep.

I was at like, maybe I should get up and go and do things.

I actually contemplated getting up, getting on the computer, and like, doing something.

Like, I was like, maybe I could just--

Something straight up, yeah.

Cool.

Yeah, do something.

And what I did was, laid in bed, turned on the video that I was watching before

I went to bed, like, because I usually just happened to have a good--

Yeah, we went to the video.

And then I'll go to bed.

I was watching literally 10 minutes into a Sam's soloic video.

Oh, it does.

And I remember you saying, "Sam's soloic."

Actually, I remember just hearing something and then you go, "Man, I love Sam's soloic."

Just ran out of nowhere, just he annoys.

And I'm like, "Damn, I love him."

"Do, do, do, do, do."

And just-- but like, that was the video.

I was like, 10 minutes in.

I was like, I press play and then I just like, turn the phone over.

And then just went back to sleep, listening to--

[GROANING]

[LAUGHTER]

Just like--

Have you fucking--

Grunting, Sam?

Yeah, yeah, dude.

And I was lining up white.

It was so weird, because like, you know, you get--

you get these sets in and then you were talking to be like,

yeah, I think of like, maybe one more of them.

Yeah.

[LAUGHTER]

[GROANING]

Yeah, very soothing to--

Full of sleep, too.

It put me asleep until Maverick fucking was in my face.

Nice.

Nice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How are we, you know?

How are we?

Man, how, um, how's your week been?

I'm pretty good, man.

I fucking, uh, I think I told you the last time.

So I--

Ha, this is-- this is going to make people mad.

OK.

So--

I love making people mad.

It's like my favorite pastime.

So last of a week, you may remember--

if you're a long time listener of the show,

if you've been listening to this, like, it's a TV series

and every week a new episode comes out

and you're like, oh, my god, this is--

Procure--

--procure years.

Story-level events and, you know, the stuff, you know,

the ebb and flow of life itself happens on this podcast.

Yeah, like, literally, the way life--

like, this is experiencing life.

This is--

This is career mode slash story mode podcast.

Anyway, yeah, we-- you know, we chose like the--

like, not the easy start, but like, the--

you know, it's like-- it's like normal difficulty.

You know, you spawn in a first world country.

You-- you--

a citizen, and you have human--

you know, human rights.

You know, that's just small.

And like, if you--

Yeah.

The difficulty level we've chosen was normal.

We have every strong--

--and we have families in houses and cars and video games.

Like, we-- we live a very normal difficulty life.

[LAUGHTER]

And, you know, if I was to explain that to like,

anyone else, they'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Like, man, I've got a mortgage ad--

I was like, buddy, this is normal difficulty.

This is normal difficulty.

Bortering on easy difficulty.

Yeah, it's like normal--

it's like there's like four difficulties.

It's like, easy, easier, normal and hard.

We're uneasy.

Yeah.

We're--

We didn't spawn into money, but we spawned in the same

place that the people who spawned into money, it's for--

But money adjacent.

Yeah.

We're money--

Money and time adjacent.

Yeah, yeah.

So we're pretty close.

We're pretty close to being easier difficulty.

We're definitely not hard.

We weren't born into a country that's literally in war.

I'm fine.

I'm fine, or--

[LAUGHTER]

Or even AmeriCorps at some places right now

is hard difficulty.

Oh, hard mode, definitely.

Yeah, there's some hard mode spawns in America.

Just before I get into--

What was it?

What was it going to say?

Did you ever think about--

did you ever watch the Tom Hanks movie The Terminal?

Where--

Oh, yeah, like a long time ago.

Like a long time ago.

He flies in on a plane, and then he is like, oh,

your country is no longer a country at the moment.

You can't leave this airport because your visa can't

be accepted.

Yeah.

That man, like, he lived his life--

Yeah.

--I want to say on normal difficulty,

but he had some serious debuffs.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He had some really good passive skills,

like how to make money in a system that reward you

for just putting a trolley back.

And he's like, oh, mate, look at that.

I made $25.

No, it's a quarter of a dollar.

We'll get you in America.

A quarter of a cheeseburger, isn't it?

No, no, you can get--

Oh, especially back then.

Back then, a quarter of a dollar

would actually buy the newspaper or buy your can of code.

Oh, man.

But that's such a-- I love this.

I love that.

And--

Well, then it's like--

It's such--

--I'm an old man.

It's such a new--

--a new--

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like--

Oh, I'll get you the news.

No one fucking reads the newspaper, Blake.

No one's more than newspaper for a very--

Oh, actually, we buy a newspaper still, but they're like two bucks,

or three bucks or something.

Because the oldies love them?

Yeah.

That's wild, eh?

We've got to have some media.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And you know, you read through those then,

I fucking garbage, but anyway.

Yeah, yeah, it is.

Fuck garbage.

All right, so let me tell you about the time

that I got into a fight.

Oh.

No, I didn't know.

I was trying to remember the--

I was trying to remember the Portland for--

We think we're named.

--the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

[LAUGHS]

And then I had to move with my auntie and uncle.

It's a Bel-Air?

Yeah, in a Bel-Air.

No.

So--

You got Prince by chance?

Now fresh are you.

Ultra fresh.

I'm red-hot.

So last week, you may remember I was telling you

about how I was going to--

I bought parts to fix my car.

And I was like, oh, yeah, man.

It's just noise.

And I was like, yeah, it's always windy in the--

oh, my god, I know it is.

So I bought wheel bearings.

That was the wrong wheel bearings.

I went to the--

because I was saying the check made.

Yeah, so--

OK, where they made?

I don't care where they made them.

But it's where the car was made.

That's where the car was made.

Yeah, the car was way more thin.

So I went into-- I think it was literally the next day

after we did the podcast.

I went into the parts shop, that Solbium.

And I said, look, you see on here,

you've got seven of these in stock.

I want two of them.

And they're like, yeah, no worries, easy.

They gave me the hub and the bearings,

and I went to work immediately when I got to work.

They're like, hey, man, we need to go to the Costco

to do like a brew shop run.

And I'm like, sure, let's go and do that.

Go to Costco, get some stuff.

I eat pizza and a hot dog.

It was great.

I love going to Costco because a hot dog and pizza, man.

So good, right?

I cannot go.

It's like $4.

Yeah, $4 bucks for a slice of pizza, a hot dog and a drink.

Like, find--

try and find a place that will be--

and especially for the size, the hot dog

with all the condiments, that's a meal--

I reckon a decent-ish meal in itself.

Yeah, it fills you up.

And a pizza.

And a slice of pizza.

Which literally the size of a small dog and a pizza.

Yeah.

Yeah, for like two bucks for a slice of pizza, really good.

Anyway, I've got off on a weird tangent.

Came back from Costco.

And then I put my car on the hoist.

And I was like, I'm going to do these wheelbounds.

Hell yeah, put my car up on the hoist, lift it it up,

fucking start taking off wheels.

And so one side of the wheel.

I just wanted to do one side first,

because I told myself, it's like, if I can get the problem

side done first, then I would be happy to drive home.

Because it's going to get laid anyway.

It's already near a closing time.

Everyone's already starting to leave.

And all I've done so far is gotten the wheel off

and the brake caliper off.

And everyone was just saying, see you later,

Zach, see you next week.

And I'm like, yeah, man, see you later.

I'll still be here.

Have a good weekend.

I'll be here.

[LAUGHS]

And so yeah, I fucking pulled it all apart.

Got this hub off.

I'm-- take a what?

I-- I'm-- like, I'll say this.

I'm a mechanic.

I am a certified, qualified mechanic.

I felt very unqualified to be doing this in my--

Because I fucking pulled off this hub,

and I looked in it, and I was like, oh, yeah, cool.

There's a hub.

There's a bearing.

And I've got this bash plate for the fucking--

the disc.

And I was like, OK, cool.

Well, I'll take it over to the fucking press.

I put it in the press, and I was like,

jingling it about.

And this dude that was in the back welding in the GE bay,

he comes out and is like, I'm all done man.

I'm going to go home and I'm like, yeah, no worries.

And he sees me lining up like the press is like--

I mean, you want a hand?

I'm like, yeah, sure, man.

And he just grabs it.

He's holding it like, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft.

Pop in this shit out.

And then he's like, picks up the bearing.

And he's like, what was wrong with this one?

And I'm like, I'm looking at it.

And I'm like, separating it.

And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with this one?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

And I'm looking at the hub.

And I'm like, what the fuck?

Where's all this damage and heat?

Where's all the--

And I'm like, I grabbed the hub and I'm looking inside.

I'm looking at the--

I'm looking in every three pieces that have just come apart.

Yeah, yeah.

Nothing's wrong.

So what?

OK.

Well, what's wrong with your car?

If you say nothing--

I don't know.

OK.

It after-- I'll tell you what, it took a while getting that shit out.

Like, I explained it in like five, 10 seconds.

Yeah, but that would be--

About an hour and a half to--

There you go.

--to do all that and then put it all back on.

It was-- took about 30 minutes, which was totally fine.

But after putting it all back together,

and like, I was feeling the CV.

I was grabbing the CV.

You know how, like, this is going to be the next wrong thing.

It has to be this.

I'm feeling it.

And I'm like, it's not grinding.

There's no, like, weed smells.

It's not leaking.

It's fucking fine.

It's fine.

And I'm like, what am I going to do?

What am I going to do?

I don't know where this sound is coming from.

It's so loud.

That's the thing, like, we--

It's so loud.

Yeah, because you don't--

Like, you wouldn't realize driving.

You turn your music up, bro.

When you're sitting in the car, I was still out.

But when you're sitting in the car with someone else trying

to have a conversation, you realize how loudly

you have to talk over the top of it.

Yes.

I was like, oh, dude, this is really loud.

This is really loud.

I went to the shop, like, the server this morning

to pick up some milk.

Yeah.

I got to 60Ks now.

[BUZZING]

Like, what the--

This sound.

Oh, man.

So yeah.

It's just-- it's just sounded like a bearing.

I know.

I know.

And then-- and when I talked about--

It's like deafening how loud it is, but--

I know.

It's so loud.

It's so loud.

It's so loud.

It's like, you just pulled it apart, and it's like,

it's not wrong.

It's a perfect one.

It's perfectly fine.

Left wheel rang perfectly fine.

I've got a right wheel bearing that I'm going to get done.

I don't think that'll really solve anything,

but it's good to just replace them both at the same time.

Yeah, look at the same time.

I mean, what have any cases of car have I?

130?

That's not that much.

That's not that much.

Yeah, I know.

And that's what got me concerned.

But now I'm like, man, there's also two CVs.

Because it's just saying, if you try and sell that car,

someone's going to go, what's with that sound?

I think it's--

What's that?

The sound that I have to yell over, just going to--

What are you talking about?

This is a normal talking voice.

This is my normal talking voice.

Yully got it.

You get yelling at me, don't you?

Just weird, dude.

I don't know.

I don't know what it is, then.

I've got no ideas, man.

Yeah.

And the thing is, when you were in the car,

and I hate to say this over the air,

but did it sound like it was the front left?

What did it sound like?

It was in the boot.

It sounded like it was the whole car, honestly.

It just came from--

I mean, if I had to point, left side probably,

but I was sitting on the left side.

And when I'm sitting on the right side,

I also think it's the left side.

Well, maybe is it left rear?

Is there something left rear that's wrong?

Did you look at the back?

No.

Because after I got that bearing in,

I was like, it's already 2 o'clock, and I'm going to go home.

I love that.

It's already 2 o'clock, and I was meant to leave it

a long time.

It's only about 11.30.

Well, so--

We're not men 2.

Probably not men 2, but--

But we're going to.

Yeah, I'll definitely go to.

Everyone else is left on like, man, I'm going to get that.

I love that part, too.

It's like one official, just like, yeah, fuck it.

Sure, then.

And then never, and since like, sure, day it is, all right.

Sure, day boys, sure, day boys.

Short week?

Short week?

Yeah, very nice.

It's a Australia day.

Why not?

Actually, what did you get up to on your Australia day, man?

We went to the fucking Pioneer Village.

The oldest Pioneer, it was one of the oldest Pioneer villages.

And in Queensland, were in Australia or something?

Pretty cool.

Yeah, went down, because it was like one of the like,

like, you know, like, fucking historical villages,

but they got all the old fucking cars, they'll have old cars.

They got like, old engines, old motors, old generators,

like fucking heaps of stuff.

So we went through, had a look.

There was some water pumping generators running,

like, single cylinder, you know, like, just running on like,

this much fuel in the tiny little container type thing.

You know what I mean?

Like, literally, one of the most efficient sort

of ways to do it, surely.

Because it's just like, it's like an RPM of like, I don't know,

like, fucking 60 or something.

It's like, oh, yeah, yeah.

So slow.

Yeah, I mean, these are things with like,

they have huge flywheels on them too.

I should just like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm definitely saying that, and they just like that.

(coughs)

Yeah, like just like real slow.

And it's like, you can hear the firing every like,

you know, two or three seconds.

Yeah.

So it's like, you know, there were only,

they were probably like 30 RPM.

Yeah, yeah, it's fucking cool, man.

That something, there was some water pumping one,

and it was like some grain.

So they had like, not grain, it was a corn actually.

They were putting corn into this thing

that was separating the corn cob.

And then they were putting the corn into a grinder

to turn into feed for chickens.

And it was so funny, the guy brought some over

and I'll pick one up and he went to eat it

and we're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

for you.

He's like, oh, okay.

He was pretty upset.

He's like, I'm gonna eat that corn.

(laughs)

I know what I mean.

It was my corn to eat.

Yeah, literally, he's like,

I'm gonna eat that corn.

Okay.

But yeah, and then there was some,

there was bagpipes 'cause Australia.

Yeah.

That makes sense.

Right, and highland dancing because Australia.

Yep.

Yep.

There was very, very little, very little outs actually.

We were in the school though.

There was an old school there

and we were like walking around in it

and looking at the old chalkboards that they used to,

just tidy little chalkboards that each student had.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So we're looking at that and talking to some old boys

that I knew from the area.

It was pretty cool, man.

Talking to the old people, bad old stuff.

I like it.

I'd be so keen to have a lot of,

there was a blacksmith, we can actually blacksmith.

What's he, what's he, ding?

Yeah, he's just smackin' shit.

I love that.

He didn't do it for too long because it was fucking hot.

But he had the forge and shit going for a little while.

Yeah, and yeah, and I was like, man,

this is all super cool stuff.

Like I, I want this.

I wanna have a, I wanna have a little blacksmith

where I can make cool stuff just because why not?

Yeah, literally, why not?

Well, it's, I don't wanna say it's not hard

but it's to get like materials and stuff like that.

It's not like too crazy to set up a small kiln,

or not even a kiln, like a small furnace, really.

And then to be able to heat up metal,

all you need is like a really hard surface

such as like an anvil.

And getting an anvil is, if you want like,

Oh, if you got like a full one light, you know.

Like, I wanna say new, but then you don't have to get new ones

but they're still expensive.

Whereas if you go out to like a fucking farm

in the middle of nowhere, they have like 15 fucking anvils

that line the driveway and you can just be like,

like, I mean, can I have one of these anvils, please?

And then they're like, uh, didn't even know

how to do your little stuff.

Yeah, it's all yours brother.

Like, what do you want for it?

Just take it, man.

Or it's like, I'll get your car in the bees.

Yeah, yeah.

But the, the amount of anvils that people think have just like gone,

like, like gone, like I have two in, in the G bay.

Two, one's a small one, one's a big one.

One has like a really nice long corn on it.

Yeah.

For like, shaping and chill out that.

Yeah.

And then the other one's just like a nice like,

it's really quite flattened, small stubby little one

which is really good and it's the right height

to, to fucking have heated up stuff.

You're just gonna, ganky.

I love heating metal.

That's hot with a hammer.

It dude, so primal.

Hey, man, there's a post I could put out recently.

It's like two, men only want two things.

It's like starting a family on a farm, like homeschool in kids.

And then the other is, I'm rebuilding the Roman Empire.

(laughing)

Like, man, it is fun.

I'm like, it's like a true, hey, like obviously,

I want two things.

I wanna spend peaceful days out on a farm with some animals

like making some cool stuff in the blacksmith

and like, you know, fucking making my own mead.

And like, like, oh, Betsy's shoes are starting to go.

We're gonna have to like, take them off.

Yeah.

Fucking, heat them up, bash them out.

And then, chuck them back on and nail them in.

Yeah, get some horseshoes on there, you know,

like, put in all that.

And then secondly, is storming the rest of the world

with the road on.

Storming the citadel?

Yeah.

Logically.

Mass rebellion gets the world in black.

(laughing)

Yeah, taking over.

Yeah, it's two things.

Is that two things that men want?

There's some people behind us.

The Holy Roman Emperor, regaining control of his lid.

That's it.

Yeah, it's been in the entire world.

In the entire world, in fact.

Yeah.

I can get behind that.

Yeah, why not?

(laughing)

I'll fight for Caesar.

Yeah.

Julius Caesar.

Man, apparently he wasn't even around that long.

Like, he died real early in the Roman Empire.

Like, he did not live for that long.

No, he was like, this guy's getting,

he's talking way too much smack.

Let's get it.

He was in his mid 30s when he wrote meditations.

Yeah.

And it wasn't even that like long after.

And he fucked up.

Bopped.

He got bopped by everyone.

(laughing)

You imagine going to like a fucking,

going to like Congress.

You know what I mean?

And it's like, all right, now ladies and gentlemen

and then everyone just stands up

and you're like, why are you all standing?

And I've like six people just walk up to you holding knives.

You're like, okay.

(laughing)

That's what happened.

(laughing)

It looks really like.

What else?

I guess,

this is me now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What a wild time, mate.

'Cause like all of the senators and stuff like that

were just like,

this guy's ideas,

Harris not.

Yeah.

Not.

He needs to die.

This is, this isn't you realize this is a democracy

and he's like, that's all he was fighting for is like,

I love democracy.

Literally, Palpatine, I love democracy.

(laughing)

But to which form?

And all these guys are like,

not a, we need to like,

no, we need to whip these people up.

We got the Sunday control.

We know what we're doing.

We ain't changing the thing, but.

We like, we like catching flies with vinegar.

Yeah, man.

Just pumping this dude.

And just like prison shanking was fucking Roman Empire.

Oh, yeah.

Crazy.

He was regarded as like,

it was 'cause it was like a faith thing as well,

they were like, if you were Emperor,

you were appointed by God type stuff.

- Adointed in fact.

- In fact, yeah.

- Adointed by God.

- Weird word.

- Adointed by God.

- I don't know what.

- Crazy stuff man.

Oh, okay, I just, I was talking to Jake,

I just told my religion and stuff.

Why is it called reverting to Islam?

- Reverting.

- Yeah, it's called reverting to Islam.

- What is it?

- What is it called?

- What is it called?

- You convert to Christianity.

- You can't convert to Islam?

- But it's not called converting, it's called reverting.

- Why is it called when you,

when you convert to the original?

That's what reverting is.

- Yeah, if you revert a save,

you go back to the previous state.

- Yeah, so why is it considered reverting to Islam

in converting to Christianity?

- I don't know.

- I just really, really, I was like,

- I said that to Jackie last night,

I was just like saying it to her and she was just like,

that doesn't make sense.

I was like, I know, I'm like,

but this is what everyone says.

Everyone says, reverting Islam or convert to Christianity.

- Is this Islamic people saying reverting Islam?

Because it would make sense.

That would make sense.

- Well, 'cause they believe that it's there,

that the Quran was actually,

that Jesus actually laid his forehead on the ground

and prayed to Allah.

That's what they believe.

They believe that the Bible is heresy

and was never actually, that's not what Jesus did.

It's not stuff.

It's some crazy stuff, man.

But anyway, there's a big conversation

that the Quran could be had there, but we're not.

- It's interesting just from a grammatical,

like a purely--

- I'm just saying like this.

- Using the word sort of standpoint.

- Yeah, it's interesting.

- For Christians don't say reverts to Christianity.

- No, because it's one of those dudes--

- What the dudes at knock on your fucking ear?

- Yeah, fucking, oh, what, to hoes, witnesses?

Or misgaries?

- Probably hoes.

- I think to hoes witness,

to hoes witness is they asked you to convert.

- Yeah, yeah.

- And they liked, would you like to, you know,

hear about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

And you know, would you like to convert?

They do say, convert, I've heard them say, convert.

- Yeah, convert, 'cause you're converting to a new faith.

Or you revert to the original?

- I don't know if they said transition to a new faith.

- Oh man, you don't want to--

- Transition, which is, oh dude, it'd just be anger.

Talking about like faith stuff.

Vivek, have you heard Vivek in the States?

He's like the guy who's running for basically

for Trump's vice presidency.

- No.

- He's like, we're working with Trump now.

I think he was actually a presidential candidate at first.

And I think he has now joined with Trump.

To instead of running for president,

he's now helping Trump and running for vice president.

All right?

- There you go.

- And they're talking, they're actually talking

about one nation led under God.

So they're actually talking about trying to become

a faith based, like theocracy?

- Well, I would say don't get it twisted.

America has always been faith based,

because they believe in one nation under God.

And-- - Yeah.

- Well, it meant to.

- It didn't even doesn't seem like that, but yeah, yeah, yeah,

100%. - It did always come.

- It meant to be like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- So there's definitely, yeah, what they do

and what they say and what they believe

can be all different things, which is that politics.

- That's everyone, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's everyone, that's everyone in everywhere.

And that's it, every person in every political place is,

yeah, 100%.

What we all say do and believe

are all three different things in politics.

- Yeah, it's true.

It's what it is.

But, no, I'm like, you know what?

I'm interested to say,

I reckon if Trump gets in again, I don't know.

I'm just interested, 'cause he's like,

I'm firing 75% of the public,

like the politicians, he's like,

like everything's changing if he gets voted in.

- He makes it. - This would be really cool.

But then nothing makes--

- He makes watching the news.

So interesting.

- Right.

You know why, though?

This is what I figured out why,

is because he literally just says how it is, right?

Like, there's all these debates where it's like,

you know, if you don't want Trump to be like,

Clinton, a Hillary was like,

"Oh, you don't want Trump to do this, do that."

Like if he gets in pair and he's just like,

that's because you'd be in jail.

(laughs)

I'd send you to prison.

And then it's like,

"Oh, did you use the tax cuts to dodge this tax?"

- He goes, "Of course I do.

I think I'll cause it to."

So does everyone,

everyone who lollies for Hillary Clinton

would have her sponsors use the same tax cuts.

He's like, "If you don't want them to be there,

remove them."

- Yeah, I wouldn't use them.

- Yeah.

- I'm like, you know,

like Jackie doesn't like Trump.

And like, I get it because he's always been a big piece of shit.

And he like ruined many, many, many families' lives

and like just, 'cause all he's about greed,

he's about money, right?

But I said,

- It's a problem.

- People can change, though.

People can change, right?

I believe that people can change.

And I believe that they can do things

for better reasons than they used to.

I'm not saying that he's a good guy.

- No, maybe he's doing this for the right reasons now.

Maybe it was the right reasons.

- I don't know.

- There will be his reasons.

- Yes.

- And his reasons,

and his reasons whether they're right or wrong.

- Yeah.

It's such a weird thing because imagine thinking about a person

that if you can say yes about these things about Donald Trump,

like is he absolutely selfless?

You know what I mean?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Is he?

- No.

- You know what I mean?

He still believes in his business for himself to make money

so that he can do what he wants or think.

- To buy his own stuff.

- He still pushes to earn more money

when he literally has no need for money.

So.

- I think it's the thing of,

like,

is his influence,

his sphere of influence.

Is that gonna be enough for people to look at him and go,

this guy is more selfless than the last person,

or the other people?

- He did, he did incite a rebellion within the fucking,

like,

(laughs)

- Insight.

- Through his tweets.

- There was, there was my game, Twitter posts.

(laughs)

That's why I didn't know that.

- I think that was a proper, like, inside job.

- January 6th.

- Inside job.

(laughs)

- So there's,

- So there's like all of them in,

just like,

- All of them.

- Actually, good point, all of them,

- Insight job.

- Let's get crazy.

- Okay.

- Everything since Lincoln getting shot.

- Dude, everything since World War II.

Everything since World War II.

- No, you know what?

- Pride.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- What is that?

- It's the creation of the United Kingdom.

- This is the creation of England itself, inside job.

- Do you know what started World War I?

- Yeah, it wasn't, it was France Ferdinand,

- Was it?

- Yeah.

- Do you know,

- You got a Sass-Payne?

- Yeah, by like, some 18 year old or 17 year old.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- So he was just--

- He was just talking about opportunity.

He saw an opportunity and he took it.

- He was driving by.

He went to go and fucking, he was planning on going

to shoot him at another spot.

- Oh, there you go.

Sorry, okay.

- And so he had already drove off and he was just like,

"Ah, fuck it."

And then he, like,

- He was just driven there.

- He was at a cafe.

(laughs)

- And he drove past, he was like,

"Oh, he's that guy, fuck, they're going boom."

- This is like, fuck yeah, perfect timing.

- Fucking mag the guy.

- Yeah, and just, yeah, just lit up this dude and he's misses.

And then for some reason, think about this.

That was all in, I think that was Austria?

I think that was Austria or--

- That it was Poland?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or Austria or Poland, one of those things.

- So what the fuck?

Did the arch-doug, France Ferdinand, have to do

with the entire world fighting itself?

- Yeah, it's, it's weird.

- Fuck, fuck.

- Because Germany got, can I just say,

Germany got fucking reigned the entire time through World War One,

the entire time.

They got reigned and then they got reigned

all the way up until World War Two.

- Yeah.

- They were getting reigned for like decades.

- Or fucking decades.

- It just didn't make sense as to why,

shoot this dude.

- And then it's like, you know what, we need,

we need American forces over there, right fucking now.

We need our allied forces.

- I don't know what she think.

- French warfaces.

Did they go instantly?

Or did they, I think they joined in a little bit after it.

- Well, it was, so--

- They could all kicked off for a while

and then they started bringing the American troops in.

- It was 19th, and the Americans were like, you know,

they're like, French warfib,

(blows raspberry)

we got guns and they got fucked up.

They went in and they were like,

bro, French warfib.

- They had a change of half-ed.

- They had so many things go wrong when they were like,

oh, let's go and have a lot of fun over in Europe.

- Yeah.

- And they had so much go wrong.

Like, if you had heard about the White Horse charges

that they did, I think I've told you about this.

Where they literally just sent wave after wave

of cavalry and they would just get mowed down by machine guns,

but like the third wave, they were like,

are you fucking, we're not,

I don't think we're gonna make this one.

Are you sure you're gonna say it?

And then it was blue whistles and then they got up

and they'd rode off and they died.

And they were like, this is madness.

- Yeah, 'cause they were like,

what did they come from, the Civil War?

(laughs)

You know what I mean?

- They came from the fucking Civil War.

That's what they had in America.

- The war war was only 10 years prior.

- There you go.

- That was 1899 to 1901.

So I think that was in Africa somewhere.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, it makes sense of being out there.

- That's what I mean, so we've been fucking fighting

over Africa for forever as well.

- Why is Africa so resource fucking rich?

- Oh yeah.

- That's another thing.

Why is Africa so resource rich?

It's like every country is full of resources.

- By, filled to the brim.

- That's, I know, that's the town.

- That's cobalt and geology, man.

- Yeah, it's just how I fucking,

well, that's cool though.

Like Australia, just full of coal.

- Coal and iron, yeah, and natural gas, yeah,

the, yeah, weak.

- It's, yeah, been fighting over Africa for fucking forever.

- Since we found it.

Since the English found it.

- You've been fighting over it.

- I'm not gonna act like I'm some sort of,

geo-political.

- Expert, I'm definitely not as well.

I just, I find it very interesting.

I like history.

- Yeah, history and I like, I do within reason,

I like, I hate modern day politics

'cause modern day politics is literally just,

we're everyone lying to each other,

not like politics ever change.

- It's so convoluted, man.

- It always was.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it always was like that,

but the differences is that historical political,

we can look at what actually happened.

You know what I mean?

Like it's like, oh, this person said that

there wasn't a war going on while there was actually

a war happening for 200 years.

You know what I mean?

It's like, we can see.

- There is no war in barcing, say.

- Yeah.

(laughing)

- Wow, what if I could have done it?

- Anyway, but you know what I mean?

Like you can look back and say,

oh no, they definitely was because we can see

that it was recorded that there was fucking wars

happening, right?

- Yeah.

- Right now, anything that any politician says is like,

oh, this is not happening.

You gotta give it 200 years

and people look back and go,

it absolutely did happen.

(laughing)

- This is completely happening.

- Did you know about the Brisbane War?

Did I tell you about the Brisbane War?

- Is this against the emus?

- No, no, that's the great emu war.

(laughing)

The Brisbane War.

So, I believe, yeah, this is one or two.

So, during World War II, in Brisbane,

we had a lot of Australian soldiers,

like based out of there and stuff like that.

So, yeah, this was--

- Yeah, it was an other in there, right?

- Yeah, well, we're using, I think,

naval sort of ports out of there.

I think that's all sort of happening.

- Oh, yeah.

- Fucking, we had a whole hippie yanks come over

and, you know, they were just in port, right?

So, they were in town and they were like,

they had shoreleave and they'd all know the fuck they want.

All the Australian girls started noticing the American dudes,

the American soldiers way more because they looked nice,

their uniform was nicer and they got paid more than us.

- Yeah, yeah, so they were money.

- And they got more money.

So, they were able to splash drinks and fucking,

just look good all the time.

And then, yeah, and bang heaps of fucking chicks

back in the forties.

Great, live in the life, right?

- Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Australian soldiers started brawls, it started with brawls

and chill like that with these yanks.

They were just fucking absolutely punch on for ages.

- Fist of coughing, nice.

- And fucking MPs would come out and be like,

"Oh, pull them apart."

And then, there was, so this lasted for,

in total, three days.

So, they started--

- It'd be great three day Brisbane war.

- Three day Brisbane war.

They like, fist fort and chill like that.

Someone got shot, one of the Americans got shot

by an Australian soldier.

Then it was like-- - I mean, terrible.

- Then it was all out like,

if an Australian sees an American,

or if an American sees an Australian,

it was fucking on.

- No, they were just fucking, like,

dude, there was so many people getting crumped.

- I love that, I love that though.

It's just like, we don't like you.

- You know, in the fucking streets of Brisbane.

And that was like, imagine being on Queen Street

and just like, man, I want a coffee.

And then just like, "Wait, what's that fucking yank?"

(laughing)

"Get it, you boys are coming."

- Yeah, yeah, fucking nuts.

- That happened for like three days.

- That's insane.

- Just like absolute anarchy until all the higher ups said,

"Look, if you guys don't play nicely,

we'll fucking, we'll take all everyone

and we'll all go overseas and you'll all be fucked."

- Yeah, it was just like, you guys were gonna shoot guns?

- Yeah, you guys wanna fuck around and find out?

- Oh yeah, so you wanna be part of a cavalry fucking charge?

- It's just hectic, man.

But so there was like, there was things that were happening,

like we're talking about like how people sort of

manipulate sort of shit.

The women, Australian women were arcana, like feeding lies

to Australian soldiers.

- Of course, yeah.

- And being like, "Big bad boy Billy,

the yank dude over there, he's got that big fat car,

I love it."

- And dumb shit like that would go over to...

- That'd be, yeah.

- Spark up the yanks and be like, sorry, Australia's got

that good dick, fuck you guys.

And then they'd be like, "Yay!"

(laughs)

- It's just so many same.

- Inside job.

- Dude, inside, the chicks, Australian chicks would performing

inside jobs and blow jobs for all the boys.

And that's just how it was.

I don't understand like how old people like, man,

it was better back in the day, brother bear,

you were inciting wars.

- Dude, it's like...

- It's like inciting wars.

- You know what it is?

So the fall of Rome took roughly estimated

between 400 and 400 years, right?

- She sells the fall of Rome.

That's what they estimate.

There's no one calls.

Right, there's no one big event that caused it.

There's like just thousands of little events that caused it.

And it happened over like the course of around two to 400 years.

Now, the English Empire, if you will,

has been around for quite a while, right?

Took pretty much took over after the Byzantine Empire,

which was actually the Roman Empire.

- Okay, yeah.

- So the Byzantine Empire, which had its head in Constantinople,

right, was the eastern half of the Romans.

So there were the two brothers

and they both like, they wanted to rule together

but they couldn't.

So they split the Holy Roman Empire in half.

So the Holy Roman Empire took the west half

and then the Byzantine Empire took the eastern half.

So Byzantine Empire being like Middle Eastern area,

that's Constantinople, right, Turkey.

- Yeah.

- That's where they were situated.

So the argument is is that the Middle East war

is still part of the Roman war.

It's all still the Roman Empire.

It always has been and always...

- It's the Byzantines fighting.

- Like the Byzantines, like this bit,

I could get, like, I've read heaps of cool shit

about the Byzantines, like how the fall of Constantinople

and stuff and like that.

So apparently the fall of Constantinople,

they pushed, I think it was like 100 ships,

over 150 kilometers on land to go,

push them into the harbor of Constantinople

to then bomb Constantinople from their harbor.

So instead of it, like, yeah.

So you know how like, Egyptians moved stones.

- Yeah.

- So the theory on how they moved them with the logs

going under it constantly putting logs

so that they could just keep pushing.

That apparently they did that with like 100 ships,

pushed it up a hill so that the ship could then be rolled

down into the harbor, right?

This is the historical of hell,

they won Constantinople.

This is how Constantinople fell.

They pushed ships, 150 kilometers,

up and down hills on land without being caught

and then took the harbor.

- What?

- Crazy, right?

That just doesn't make sense.

- That's fuck.

Imagine being that mad with power.

- Right.

- It just feels like, oh well,

a ship's are on the wrong side.

I'm like, well, all of our ships have the fucking,

the stuff we need to blow up, the bad people.

- Yeah.

- We better push the ships.

- Yeah, we better move those ships.

- Over that giant mountain and then down into the harbor

on the inside. - And then we'll let it roll.

- All right guys, get this.

We're gonna roll it into the bay and then we're gonna blow them up.

- Yeah, literally.

(laughing)

- Could you, if it's a fight, put up your dudes like that.

Like, hey guys, get this.

We're gonna fucking blow up Constantinople.

Everyone's just like, bro, our ships are over the wrong side.

- Bro, you can't even get everything in this.

- Yeah, bro.

If you ever heard of the pyramids.

(laughing)

- I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry this guy's name was Alex right now.

- So good.

- So good.

(laughing)

- So a bit, a bit, a hundred years ago,

this guy could exit into the great now.

(laughing)

- You're just fucking mad.

- Could you imagine having like all of you,

like the big historical leaders, just absolute bros.

Like, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex,

this Chad, is this like, bro.

(laughing)

- I took, I took Egypt man.

(laughing)

- I took like Lincoln, Lincoln sitting in his chair

and he's like, dude, you know what?

(laughing)

- Don't.

- Let's get rid of all the slaves.

And the only guy's like, whoa, shit man,

that's, dude, that's not a slaves.

You gotta get rid of me.

- No, no, no, no, we can get more slaves.

- No, don't.

- Don't.

We free the slaves.

(laughing)

- Look, bro, we can get, we can get so swollen

if we did their work in Stake.

(laughing)

- We can get the chains, bro.

- We can get the chains.

- Oh boy, we can fucking jacked.

(laughing)

We can get the chains.

- What?

(laughing)

- What?

- That was, I wish, you know what?

I love the idea of educated Chad's.

- Yes. - I love it, dude.

I've like, these like, like, fucking philosophical Chad's.

- Yeah. - So literally, like,

and they just, their intelligence knew no bounds.

- Yeah.

- All they wanted to do was be swollen.

(laughing)

That was their life goal.

- Yes, yes.

- Which is to be as swollen as possible.

But then they, all they did was read books.

- I really feel like a series where it took all of,

histories, greatest, like, leaders in their prime

when they're making their big decisions.

Imagine Martin Luther King, bro.

- I got a dream.

(laughing)

- I got a dream.

- Yo, dude, I got a dream.

(laughing)

- Dude, the games in this dream were unmatched.

- It wouldn't believe it.

But like, if there was a show, we could make a show.

- Could be a game.

- Yeah. - Like a game.

You turn all of history's leaders into fucking,

(laughing)

- And then you fucking chads.

- And they fight.

- And then, and then you fuck, you're a time-traveling Chad,

trying to find the toughest, the toughest, most swallest person

there is and you go back all through history

and fight all of the other Chad.

We, you know what?

We're gonna make that.

That's gonna be a video game that we make, exactly.

- Speaking about making video games,

like, I think we're gonna make a video game.

- Yeah, I think we're gonna make a video game.

- And I know we just said it and it's like,

but they just said they're gonna make a video game.

They're gonna make a video game.

Yeah, we're gonna try and make a video game.

- We're talking about making video games.

- We've been, we play video games and we've been talking about,

I know, making video games, but the thing is,

we don't know a lot about making video games.

So what we're gonna do is we're gonna attempt to learn

and educate ourselves with a small amount of time

that we have.

- Yeah, and our small brains.

- And small brains.

(laughing)

Tiny, tiny brains.

- Tiny, tiny, tiny, pea brain.

- Our Chad brain, actually, no, 'cause of Chad brain

as we just said, that could be very intelligent.

- Infinite intelligence.

- Yeah, infinite.

- And, honestly, truly, truly.

- So yeah, well, just like, what you said,

Glyph, just a big dude, just a big, strong,

and not smart.

- And not smart.

- And not smart.

- And not smart.

- And not smart.

- And not smart.

- Fucking annihilated by a,

I don't wanna be able to.

- Why would you go to a gun fight with,

with nothing?

Fucking dead.

- Dead.

- Dead.

- Fucking, oh my.

- Anyway.

- Dude, it would be, when you get folded,

you would get absolutely instant,

you would fold instantly.

- Let's, oh my God.

Oh my God.

- I'd be more dangerous than a gun.

- A tooty.

- What's, like, street fighter-esque game.

- Yeah, I'm just really surprised what I was thinking.

- That's a good thing.

- That's a good thing.

- And you, and you play as David, with a glove.

(laughing)

And you're like, you're like,

"Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry."

- Yeah, I'm every other person.

- And yeah, and you, you have a sling,

and it shoots like a gluesy.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I'm so down with that.

Let's make a beat 'em up, yeah.

- That's not even that.

Nah, it'd be like a bullet hell.

- Like, like, like, like, Cuphead.

You wanna make it like, Cuphead?

I was thinking of like, street fighter.

Like, two fighters.

- No, there'll be like, there'll be like,

enormous, political, you know what I mean?

Like, Martin Luther King was giant fucking,

- True, you'll get a shout.

- Yeah.

And your David, there's time, a little dude with a sling,

and you're like, boom, boom.

(laughing)

- Yeah, Cuphead, Cuphead, it's successful.

What is it?

- Spiritual success, huh?

- Spiritual success.

(laughing)

- Yeah, yeah.

- Cuphead's a spiritual successor.

Chad, Chad leaders.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Bro, Chad is the bro-down leaders.

- Bro-down leaders.

- Bro-down leaders, all that, all right.

- Okay, boom.

But no, no, no, we've been talking about making video games.

I wanna live remotely,

and video game design is a very good remote job.

- Yeah.

- 'Cause it has to go into an office.

- It's completely remote.

- Yeah.

- So over the next 12 to 24 months, Zach.

- Mm-hmm.

- I was thinking about it.

I also want to learn how to make video games.

- Hell yeah.

- Like, I did a bit of unity back in the day.

I used to, I actually built models for VR chat,

like early when VR chat first came out,

'cause I bought VR tickets at real early.

Yeah. - Yeah.

- I built them, but I built the skeleton

for a lot of the models that I imported in shit.

So I imported like TF2 models.

So like the pyro and shit like that.

And I had to basically build the fucking skeleton

of the pyro for it to actually work in VR chat.

- There you go.

- Right. - Yeah.

- Yeah, so I've done a little bit,

I've done a little bit.

I think what has that, I made something

in unity that was half playable.

It was like first person just exploring through landscape,

but I made it.

I made it.

I made it work and I could explore this landscape

and I could walk around and--

- And that's a start, right?

That's a start.

- It's something.

It's something.

But yeah, no dude, I'm really keen

on making video games too.

I love the idea.

I love story building.

I think I was talking to you last night about it.

- Yeah, well building itself, yeah.

- Yeah, Harper and I were well building.

We built the doughnut kingdom.

I drew the map and the,

I drew the map and the kingdom.

And then I drew a business doughnut and a--

- Yeah buddy, I'm not finished yet.

- I'm still going.

- Sorry buddy, I'm still going.

I'm still going.

Yeah, I talked to you so.

And yeah, we built a doughnut business man

and then a pirate doughnut.

And then I did a doughnut house,

like a typical house that these doughnut people

have.

- Yeah.

- And then I did a doughnut house,

these doughnut people live in, a typical car that they drive in.

Yeah, like, you know what I mean?

Like I was just building a world with my daughter, right?

- Yeah.

- Dude, I love world building.

I absolutely love world business.

One of my favorite things and I love the idea of just building

all these different worlds that could,

like it's like George Aramun, right?

Like he just builds the world

and then they make Eldenring.

- Yeah, yeah.

- What I mean, like that's some cool shit too.

- That's it, that's it.

And I'm very, I can't also learn how to code and shit too.

But there's gonna be stuff that we need.

- Yeah, 100%.

- I mean, I'm down to have like a small game studio

if we can actually make games.

- Yeah.

- Like, why not?

I mean, we got, we got a few other friends who genuinely

have experience in making video games

and they're all in the same boat.

They're like, "Ah, Bikina just makes some stuff."

Like, it's just all for fun.

- Exactly.

- It's all purely for fun.

- Yeah.

- And so. - Because it'd be fun to make a Chad sidescrolling

beat 'em up bullet hell-finding.

- Yeah.

- Or even if it is a sidescrolling beat 'em up,

whatever it ends up being,

it'd be cool to fight Chad versions of like these famous

leaders and stuff. - Well, all leaders and stuff.

- It'd be sick.

- It'd be scary sick.

- There's a Vampire Survivor's type game

where they do the same thing with Worldly.

Like, you can be Tesla and you can be like,

you know what I mean?

You can be like George Bush and like,

just like all these random fucking leaders

and they all just have like stupid abilities.

Like, Tesla shoots off giant lasers, like electrical beams

and, you know what I mean?

Just stupid shit.

Like, you know, George Bush would be,

I don't know, planes or something.

Who knows?

Like.

- Yes.

(laughs)

Well, ultimately, so the thing that keeps getting me drawn

into wanting to make this game is whenever we play Tarkov,

I think every time we complain about it,

or there's like, man, we could, that sucks, something like that.

I go, I can make that game.

I really feel like I could make that game

that doesn't have this problem in it.

And like, look, there's gonna be aspects of whatever game

you create that it's not going to be the same game.

No, it's not gonna be the same, it's not gonna be perfect.

No, it'll have its own set of problems.

Yes.

(laughs)

And that's why I can't just real quick.

So you know the guy, the guy who made five nights at Freddy's,

right? - Oh.

Very, very, very successful.

Have you heard the story?

I have.

And I have seen Bush, I see it this morning.

I love it.

Yeah.

It's, what was it, it was Fart Town?

Fart Hotel.

Fart Hotel, there you go.

We have nine people.

And you have to pick one of them.

And if that person didn't fart, they all laugh at you.

That's the end of the game.

Yeah, that's so simple.

Right, so the simplest game.

And in the same year, he released five nights at Freddy's, right?

The reason that he released five nights at Freddy's

is because he got comments from Fart Hotel

saying that his NPC people looked like Adam Etronics.

So he made an Adam Etronics game that turned into five nights

at Freddy's, which is like what are the most successful

video games right now?

Like, are like not top 10, but it'd be like top 100.

Top 50 games.

Try and find anyone, like any person under the age of 25

that doesn't know what five nights at Freddy's is.

It is a movie, there was a movie released recently.

There's been like fucking eight games or something.

There's like merchandise, there's heaps.

Like it is very successful.

And he made it from Fart Hotel.

Yeah.

He made a game, a mobile game called Fart Hotel

and then he created the five nights at Freddy Empire, right?

That's nuts, eh?

It's just, it's crazy.

And we talk about that.

Was it software pirate?

Yeah, software, software, software.

Yeah, software.

We talk about him a lot now, because he's just blowing up

all over the media because his messages are really good.

His messages are literally like, just make the game.

He's like, look at this and shows you the same year

that Fart Hotel came out, five nights at Freddy's came out.

He only made five nights at Freddy's

because he made Fart Hotel.

And not to mention, not to mention the,

the like, 100 or so games that he made for all that,

'cause he was doing it in the 90s.

Yeah, he's the back out.

Yeah, he was making games since like,

I think it was like early 2000s, late 90s.

And then all the way up until five nights at Freddy's came out

and then it was like, oh, and he didn't stop.

He kept making games.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's so good.

I mean, even now, like, Ben, there's no,

absolutely no reason why we can't make video games.

There's no reason, there's absolutely no reason.

And imagine this, imagine a world.

Now, we make video games, we start a studio,

we start like doing stuff.

Yeah.

This is all like, pie in the sky,

which I enjoy envisioning in the future.

- Yeah, so my personality type is that.

So I've done a few personality tests that work now,

do these like big sort of conference days,

three times a year.

And sometimes we'll get like clinicians in,

so like therapists and all that sort of stuff

and they'll do stuff and a lot of our support center team

is like all about that stuff,

like all of these different approaches to working, right?

So I've done quite a few personal data tests

and they're always big picture, always.

It's always big picture.

I never know how to do the little steps to get to the thing.

- Yeah.

- But I know what the thing is.

- You know, I don't think.

- Yeah.

- So it's like a, like for instance,

there was a quick, we got split into two groups

and this was the person,

'cause you know, personality types,

different little things that you go,

I think I'm more this one than that one.

One of those things was,

oh, we were at the Gold Coast and it was,

I needed to get from the Gold Coast,

the Brisbane Airport,

how do I do it?

Here's a giant butcher paper and a bunch of pens.

So we drew the maps logo, like the maps icon

for the app, Google Maps and that was it.

And then we just like had fun and started drawing shit

and just like did whatever, right?

'Cause we were just like, that's it, big picture stuff.

There's the maps done.

Other side did full detailed, you take a left here

onto this street, you go onto the street,

you go onto the highway, you do this,

you turn left here, you get into the tunnel,

you're like literally to the point of like,

oh, it's best to park in like this area

at the airfall cut.

They went through every detailed step, right?

- That's, look, it's two, it is literally

two different ways of thinking,

'cause both answers were correct.

- Yeah, I would say, - I wouldn't say,

ours wasn't wrong.

- I'll get to you Winston.

You just stayed banging on that door.

I wanna say it's weird because you say like,

if you get a piece of paper and you say,

from this point, from where you are now,

- No, no, they didn't draw anything, she just said,

she just says, we're in the Gold Coast right now,

'cause we were, and she's like,

tell me how to get to the airport.

Here's some paper, just write,

write how you're gonna do it on.

- It's like a flowchart sort of thing.

- Which is however, - There was absolutely

no other instructions, other than just tell me

how to get there.

- Excellent.

- So we drew the thing on the side.

- Could it be like a numbered instruction

or anything?

- Could it be anything?

- Just figure it out.

So when it came to us, she's like, all right,

you're all team, how would you do it?

And we're like, we would tell you to use Google Maps

on your phone.

And that was it.

And we were like, that's, and then we drew,

just dumb shit.

It was like, if no maps by Compass, head north,

if no compass, like just dumb shit, right?

But essentially the answer was, use Google Maps.

And then we went to the other side,

and they're like, fucking detailed man.

- To all true detail.

- To all true detail onto the street.

You know, drive about 300 meters

until you turn right at the set of lights.

And like, just as detailed as they could possibly make it.

- That's so cool.

- That's so cool.

- Yeah.

- It is wild.

Do doing these personality tests

and seeing how everyone thinks differently.

Another really interesting one.

And I know this isn't like,

this is what we do in our podcast.

Our podcast.

- The big tangent.

- We just like, yeah.

- There we go.

- One of the really cool ones was,

we got split into these two different groups.

And again, each group was different.

Each time we split, it was different people in the groups.

Right?

- That's where it was identical in what we,

like our personality type was.

- Yeah.

- So one of them was,

you work at your manager at Woolies

and you've just watched a bloke walk out the door.

And they gave us a backstory of who the guy was.

Like he lost his wife.

He has three kids.

He's struggling at home with his job.

Like he's just walked out without paying.

And what would you do?

And it was like,

"Well, you know, we were like,

"Oh, I mean, it's not ideal that he does that right."

Like, let's have a conversation with the guy

that's sort out what's going on.

And then she goes,

"You notice that there's booze and cigarettes in there?"

It's like, well, would take the booze and cigarettes

and would probably let them have like food

and stuff if he's genuinely struggling.

If I was a manager, I'd probably do that.

And then it's like, you realize that it's half booze and smokes.

It's like, well, now we're starting to get it.

And then now you realize it's only booze and smokes.

It's like, absolutely not.

No, we're getting the police involved.

It's just trying to steal booze and smokes.

That was our side, right?

So we were like, depending on the level of what he needed

for the reason he needed them, we would be okay with it.

Other side?

No, didn't matter.

It did not matter.

He walked out with that theft.

Because theft is theft.

That was there.

And again, nothing wrong with it.

It's just that was their personality type.

Was they were like, no, he's stealing it.

Doesn't matter what he's stealing.

He's stealing.

It's just nuts to think like,

when you actually think about how diverse

and different every single person in the world is,

how do we have one fucking rule for every, you know what I mean?

We have one way to do everything.

When literally no one can agree on how to do a simple task,

no one can agree on how to give directions to a place.

And then we have rules on how to do everything in life.

It's like, yeah, it don't make sense, man.

It's wild too, because you've got this collection of people

that, and this is what democracy is.

You've got a collection of people

that have literally chosen this guy to make the rules.

Yeah.

And it's like, I hope you make good rules

because we chose you to make it rules.

(laughing)

I hope you don't fucking,

don't let that country.

I've been ruined our country, because, you know,

like it could happen.

(laughing)

It's a possibility.

Anyway, back to video games.

Yeah, many, all the way back.

Why I talked about personality types

and how we all differ in that is a small team

of a bunch of different people with different personality types

can literally make something work.

It can make it half.

100%.

So, like, even you or not,

I know that you and I the way we think are completely different,

but then we're on the same page with everything at the same time.

Like, it's a, we, you know what I mean?

Really well.

Yeah, it's really, like, I think about,

'cause I'm really passionate, right?

Like, it's straight, like, I get like,

manic passionate about stuff, you know what I mean?

Like, clearly, if you follow any of my social media,

you'll see the manicness that I have about some things

that I'm passionate for, right?

And I'm not saying that you're not

manically passionate about stuff,

but I think I'm, I think I'm a bit crazy

when it comes to that sort of stuff.

You, you're heated.

Yeah, dude.

I get fired.

I get fired, fired, right, fucking up.

Yeah, man, it's good.

That's the thing.

This is the cool thing is because it makes me think

in a different way than other people.

And then it can be applied to real life situations.

Like, starting a business or end or game

studio, yeah, like it's good to have differing opinions,

but also you do have to be realistic.

Like, I can't be, I can't be, I don't wanna like,

compare the things, but I can't be like,

"Oh, all of this has to happen."

Even though it would be really bad for a lot of people.

(laughing)

I think it's, I think it's gonna be really interesting

when we like, start doing this and like make it into a,

a long term thing, like I really do enjoy playing video games,

but like, I really think that making video games

could turn into a long term thing of,

oh, maybe, Quinn or Mav, or fucking Aloe or Harpo go,

what do you do on all day?

And it's like, "Well, give me an idea."

And then they go, "Ah, this banana man, he walks,

and he has an umbrella."

And it's like, "Is he an umbrella making fly?"

Like, yeah, it does it, like check this out.

(imitating the Rural theme theme song)

Literally, right, that's very cool.

But think about this too.

Kids are learning coding in primary school.

- Yes!

- Kids could, our kids could leave early

make video games for a living.

- His well?

- Yeah, yeah.

- They could code heaps of stuff.

- Unless you know where you are,

the fault is our world, you know,

like unless the singularity happens.

But then everyone's like, maybe like,

it doesn't matter at that point, right?

- It's a big ya, Battala Battala.

- Yeah, we're gonna just use what we got

while we've got it, right, sure.

- Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah.

And if kids are learning coding and stuff like that,

they're gonna be way better than us.

'Cause all it is, all coding does is,

- It's a language.

- Which is the language you could.

- And you're all, and that's the thing,

I've heard it so many times,

when I've like picked up another app,

or like, I fucking learned to code sort of thing.

And it says, programming is a language used for problem solving.

- Yeah.

- That is all this, doesn't matter what language you're speaking,

or what language is being used,

you were using it to solve a problem.

And the problem may be, I want my website to look green.

I want my fucking background on this, you know,

whatever it is.

- Whatever it is.

- These certain pixels to make this sort of action,

or something, some sort of process to run in the back end.

- And look, which is really cool.

- Like you say about like, I enjoy playing video games too,

but then at the same time,

I haven't been enjoying playing video games.

- No.

- I enjoy video games, but I've noticed.

You know what?

I enjoy video games.

I haven't been enjoying playing the video games.

But I enjoy video games.

So I'm like, I don't understand what the goal here is,

is just that I don't like the games that I'm currently playing,

is that what it is.

You know what I mean?

Is it that I don't like Tarkov?

- No one likes Tarkov.

- No one likes Tarkov.

- No one enjoys it.

- It's not maybe it's,

maybe it's just that I can no longer put up with Tarkov.

- Maybe is whatever.

- You're probably giving us an hour's, I think.

I think I'm good for a while.

I might take a break from Tarkov for a bit.

- Oh, I'm gonna say that.

And then all I wanna do is run a raid.

So, it's difficult.

- Horribly addictive.

- But maybe the act of building video games is going,

like think about Power World.

Power World was literally, they learned on the job.

They all learned on the job.

None of them knew how to make a video game.

And they've made the most, like the most played video game right now.

It's like most, it's a two million King Kong players

or something right now on Steam.

- Nice.

- Yeah, it is.

- And that's not including Xbox Game Pass.

- No.

- No.

- So, it could be,

there's probably like another four, maybe 500,000 players

on there.

If there's two million on Steam,

I reckon maybe a quarter of those players could be on,

- Couldn't be more?

- You reckon it's more?

- Maybe more.

- Yeah.

But like,

- Yeah.

- And it's free games.

- Free games.

- Well, it's like $11 a month or whatever.

- Okay.

- This is the thing,

if you play two AAA games a year from Game Pass,

it pays for itself.

- 100%.

- 100%.

- 100%, that's one of the two of them.

She's like, oh, so what's this?

And I was like, it's $11 a month on a service that allows me

to download a game, play it,

and then I can delete it.

And I wouldn't have to have had spent like $17.

- $17 a month for it.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- It means that I can download it and get rid of it.

And all I would have spent is the $10 a month.

That's it.

- The amount of games that I played 10 minutes or like an hour

and gone, not for me.

And then I'm just all,

- Yeah.

- You can't do,

well you can do that with Steam,

but you've got to be quick.

You've got to be on that refund,

like within the hour or something like that.

- Oh, no, actually in Australia,

we're pretty good.

- Oh, I guess we're pretty good.

So, I had a game where it,

I tried to make it work for fucking ages.

Like, I think it ended up being about six hours of me in game.

- Yeah.

- But I was trying to do stuff out of game,

like, I spent like three days trying to,

I can't even remember what the game was so long ago.

Can't even remember, almost buddy.

(laughs)

I'm not finished yet, buddy.

What was I saying?

Oh yeah, I was trying to make this game work.

It was like five or six hours in game, right?

And I emailed Steam and I was like,

I know it's past the two hours,

but I live in Australia where we have really good consumer laws,

consumer rights laws.

And it doesn't work for me the way that it was intended,

therefore I want my money back.

And they're just like, okay.

- Sure.

- So, there was cyberpunk.

People would put like 40 hours into cyberpunk,

and they were like, it is not working the way it's intended.

I want my money back.

And they were like, all right, you're in Australia?

It is what it is.

Like, literally, we can just say, essentially,

this does not fit the promised, you know?

- It's not fit for function?

- Yeah, it doesn't do a lot of--

- It doesn't fit the promises that were promised, right?

It doesn't deliver on the promises.

And then that was the money back, yeah.

- Yeah, it was very Australia.

Like, that's why bunnings has such a hard times with returns.

Even to the point where sometimes they return things,

even if they don't have a receipt.

- Yeah, because that consumer laws are just so good,

it's like the fight is too hard.

- I'll say this, I love bunnings for this,

because I've returned something without a receipt,

only because I had left it on top of the car

in a drop-down, but it was literally only something

I could get from bunnings.

It was like a running thing.

And I was like, look, this is definitely your stuff.

I don't need this.

And they're like, sure, there you go.

Here's a credit, and I was like, excellent.

And too, a lot of them was--

- Without a receipt, they'll probably just give you

like, store credit or something, rather than cash.

They will sometimes just give you the money back.

- I actually got money back, which was great.

- Yeah, sometimes they're just like,

they're like, it's too hard basket, so--

- I think because it was under $20, I think that was the reason.

Yeah, but that's awesome.

- But that's awesome.

- This is Australia.

This is literally so that we don't get reigned by big corporate.

That's literally all that is.

- Yeah, good consumer laws is so that you can't sell a dodgy pro.

But then again, when I think about it,

we have a lot of stuff that gets sold in Australia.

That is super dodge, so it's a weird one.

It's a real weird one.

It seems like it benefits us a lot more

when it's entertainment stuff.

I think it's--

- I think it's because--

- It includes entertainment and food.

- So yeah, Australia has Australia,

like ASNZ standards and stuff like that.

Like if it has to meet a minimum standard

and that's what those standards are.

And that's for, I think just about everything

that's made in Australia or comes into Australia,

that's how much power is Australians.

- We have such a good opportunity

to become an actual power here.

So like the oceanic as a whole,

has such a, we have resources, we have land,

we have opportunity.

There's like a lot of cool stuff that could happen, right?

With Australia, like maybe doing its own thing?

Like there's a possibility, man.

There's a possibility.

- Imagine not being under the monarchy.

- For no reason.

- It'd be cool, man.

Other than the fact that we're a British colony.

- Yeah.

(laughing)

- Like we are.

- Yeah, until we do something like the Americans did,

we're a British colony.

America is not a British colony anymore.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, the battle for independence, baby.

- Oh boy.

- Maybe we revolted and have independence,

it's possible for that.

- It's a pleasure like for that.

- God is way too.

- Way too like.

- Maybe we make a video game about it.

Anyway.

- You know what goes into video games?

- You know what goes into video games?

(laughing)

- Video games, this is what I mean.

We're unlike the same way, man.

It needs music.

- Oh.

- Speaking of music.

Speaking of music.

- Oh boy.

- Zach.

- What are we listening to?

- Zach.

I feel like I listened to.

What did I listen to this week?

(laughing)

- I had a couple of listens.

I got to hear.

- Okay, we listened to three times.

- We listened to a lowee.

Or a lowee?

- A lowee?

- A lowee by Yame.

- Yeah.

- Zach, you know what?

I wanna hear what you have to say.

- I like it.

And I know that's like,

it's my catch all fucking...

- Oh, we say that every,

with every,

I'm not actually,

for some of them we go,

I don't like it.

(laughing)

- I like it, I don't like it.

- You just didn't hit.

(laughing)

- No, what else I do?

There's Yame,

the problem is,

I have no idea what the fuck he's saying,

but in saying that,

when you listen to classical music or music

that doesn't have any language about it,

you still understand that there's like a meaning behind it

and you sort of get the emotion

that's trying to be projected through it.

So,

with this album,

I was able to like,

sort of understand that through the music

and how he's sort of using his tonal inflections

and stuff like that,

this is this kind of emotion.

Even though I wasn't trying to like,

do that like consciously all the time,

it was more like,

this fucking beat hits,

and he's singing a little more aggressively here,

or he's sort of like,

more soulful sort of here.

You know what I mean?

It's like,

oh, maybe this is sort of more of a love sort of song.

- Yeah, no.

- It's hard to know what the song's about

'cause we don't speak French.

- It's big and French, mate.

- And you know what,

I was,

- I was at a little level.

- I was hoping that when I clicked on,

I was hoping when I clicked on lyrics

that it might give me English subs, like,

nah,

- No, no,

- It's just French.

- It's just French.

- I don't know anything.

I don't,

I could have looked up what all the songs were,

but I didn't.

You know what?

'Cause I just wanted to listen to them as they were.

- Yeah, I heard you say,

what,

they slap.

- Yeah, do you like it?

- I enjoy it.

- The beats are really good.

- Like,

- Yeah. - I feel like it's really high production.

You know what I mean?

Like, I feel like there's a lot of work

that went into the atmosphere of the songs.

You know what I mean?

There's a lot of air candy.

There's a lot of air candy in these songs.

- Yeah, like,

and that's not even just musical air candy.

It's vocal air candy as well.

- Like,

- There's some control, man.

- Yeah, dude, the guy can sing.

- Yeah.

- The guy can sing

and he can like make some funny weird sounds

and they sound good.

- Yeah.

- That could be-

- That could be-

- Becane or something.

- Yeah, becane,

(humming)

- That's so good, right?

- And so in the actual album,

the becane is different to the colors show one, I noticed.

So I made a new playlist where I replaced it

with the colors show one because that's much better.

The original doesn't have,

it doesn't hit with the eight-awaits

in the first chorus in the original becane,

whereas the colors one it does,

and it's a thousand times better.

It's like, it's very obvious

because it's like a million or two million streams,

eight million streams on the original,

and then like 70 million on the colors show.

- Yeah, almost 10 times.

- Yeah, because it's quite literally like 10 times better.

(laughing)

- Yes, and I used your playlist as well.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Is it worse?

- Yeah, it does.

You know what, I feel like that needs to be the

el-o-wee album, needs to have the colors show one on it,

not the original, I'm sorry, yeah, maybe the original doesn't,

you made a better version.

- Yeah.

- That's all this is.

You know what, the original song,

if you never made the colors show one,

slaps.

Hello, Mav.

- It's going on, buddy.

- Yeah, I know, it's a lot.

- It's very close to that, it's all on me too.

But not me and I,

- You're about the same.

- Maybe.

(laughing)

- Dude, I love it, I love this album.

I listened to it like a thousand times,

I could see he's like pushing it.

- I'm kicking it.

- Oh no.

(laughing)

- You wanna what?

- I'm kicking it.

- I...

- Oh, you wanna talk to me?

- Oh, yes.

- I just talked to me.

- Look out.

- No!

- Oh, everyone's, show everyone's in.

You know what, Zay?

We can wrap this up fairly quickly.

(laughing)

- I'm so confused.

- I'm confused.

- All right guys, all right guys.

Just before I end this podcast,

do you wanna say hello to everyone?

- Yeah.

- You gotta say hello.

- Hello.

- There we go.

And maybe you're gonna say hello?

- What is that?

(laughing)

- I'm freaking...

- All right.

- All right, look.

- What is that?

- It's a diffuser.

- And what is,

it looks like that is a ride.

- I don't know, dude.

- Just like I'll load.

Just like I'll load.

They are the same child, man.

(clapping)

- For me.

- What?

- What?

- It's a lay on the ground, right?

We're on standing.

- Yeah.

- Anyway.

- Just a dollar.

(laughing)

- All right, all right.

Quickly wrap up.

I like this album a lot.

- Then what are you gonna give it?

- I'm gonna give it an 8.5.

- Genuine.

- 8.5?

- It is really,

the carnaz are 10 out of 10.

And that's already in my playlist, that song.

I'll probably add a couple more in,

but not all of them.

I don't think I'd listen to this album again,

but I'll still listen to a few of the songs.

- Hey, put it far.

- I completely agree with you.

I wanna score an 8.

- Two others in.

(laughing)

- I completely agree, two answers.

- It's crap.

- Yeah, it's horrible.

In fact.

- There we go.

- All right, there you go.

You can see yourself, now.

(laughing)

We, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he,

- I saw something on his eye.

- Dude, he like whipped around something

and just bashed his eye.

Do you want him?

- Okay, you can have him.

(laughing)

- So I agree with everything he said.

I just wanna give it an 8 because like it's,

I don't know, it didn't hit with me just as much.

Like the beats are really, really cool

and his vocal control is like super, super cool.

But like, I don't know, I'm not gonna listen

this album again and I don't think I can give,

- I don't know, I don't think I can give it.

- Or maybe I have before, I've given like a higher rating

to like an album I'm not gonna listen to again.

I don't think I'm gonna ever,

are you gonna get nice for the last three?

- Yeah, that's right.

- Yeah, dude, I need one.

I can see the sweat in my camera

like, I'm sweating off where I am.

- Oh, the stuff coming up?

- Yeah, dude.

- Yeah, hell yeah.

(laughing)

- Oh, dude.

- Yuck.

- So, yeah, I'm gonna give it an 8.

I know it's like half a mark off, but like, dude.

- Yeah.

- I'm not, it's really, really good.

- You know what, I just, listen, listen to Picana,

and then, and then, and then, and that would probably make

your listen to his other music.

'Cause it's a really, really wickedly different

cool sounding song.

It is just, it's just different.

He's got, he has a sound and I like it.

- Yeah.

Well, you know who else has a sound?

- I'm assuming the next person we're listening to.

- The, the, the, the upcoming album of the week

that we're gonna be listening to is actually quite a fuss

on the radio at the moment.

Her name is...

- Take it to the...

- Nick Ray.

- Take McCray.

Think later, that's the album.

Definitely got the hit track on their greedy

and the other song X's.

Man, they're fighting about ice creams already.

- Oh, no.

- It's only the entire album is 38 minutes long.

- Oh, wow.

- Yeah, I thought it was gonna be a lot longer,

but the, the songs are short.

- It sure songs, yeah.

- Yeah, something over four minutes, huh?

- Calgary native singer songwriter,

Dancer, Tate McCrae's become the artist of watch

with over 3.5 billion career streams

over 700 million video views.

That's huge.

- Yeah, that's quite, that's quite massive.

- That's not big.

- That's who we're listening to.

We're listening to Tate McCrae.

- Sydney, Australia apparently has the most listeners.

- That's Hector.

- Yeah.

- Did she have the song, you broke me first

and 10.35, run for the hills?

That's pretty cool.

- I don't remember you broke me.

I will remember it once I listen to it.

- Yeah, 100%.

- You would have heard of 100% already.

- 1.3 billion streams on it, so.

- Yeah.

- She's huge dude.

Like how?

How do I not know her name with streams like this?

- I don't know.

It's weird, because you hear people on the radio

and you're just like, "No, that doesn't exist."

- Yeah, it is like that, isn't it?

You're just like, "Yeah, that exists."

That's it.

- I'm crazy, anyway.

Zach, yes.

First of all, Tate McCrae, think later next album.

Secondly, do we have any voice messages?

- Oh, man, why do I keep forgetting to check it?

- I forget too, don't worry.

I'm gonna write it down on like a post at night

and put it on the fucking...

- Old double check, right now, no.

(laughs)

- That's okay.

- No, that's okay.

- That's okay.

We don't have the time for it today, anyway.

- We don't, we've actually...

- Yeah, you know what?

I'll say yes and we'll save it for the next one.

(laughs)

- We've always been a fucking sense of voice messages

and that's where it got.

- Yeah, that's right.

- Well then, if you wanna send in a voice,

you know, make sure you use the voice number.

- Yeah.

- Which is plus 61, 7, 564, 1, 1080.

- Yeah, number again, is plus 61, 7, 564, 1, 0, 8,

and so you can leave us a message, a meme, a voice mail,

just a suggestion for the album of the week.

Right?

You could do that.

You can leave us a burning, a red hot burning question

and just be like, "Man, I need some advice on

"whatever the hell I'm going through at the moment."

- Yes.

- And the only way to do it.

- And do it. - And do it.

- Of the end of it.

- Yes.

And I'm so sorry, I've like, my concentration is...

- Yeah, it'd be really hard.

- Yeah, it'd be really hard.

- Jackie gave me like the fucking, "Let's wrap this shit up to the wall."

(laughing)

- Let's wrap this shit up.

- Run 'em over time there, Blake.

- Yeah, literally, literally.

- Yeah, thank you guys so much for listening.

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And that's what we do here.

- Release the whole bunch of shorts.

- The whole bunch of shorts.

- They're actually doing pretty good.

- Yeah, so check them out.

Go to the Sholes tab on the YouTube's

and even go to the Reels on Facebook and Instagram.

And you can check us out and pretty sure

they're on TikTok as well.

- Yes.

- Are they on Instagram?

I know they're on Facebook.

- They're on Facebook.

- They must be on Instagram if they're on Facebook too.

- Yeah. - Yeah, they are on Instagram.

So you call them.

- Okay, also pretty sure I released it through the like,

fucking creator, business suite thing.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Excellent.

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- Yeah.

Yeah, there it is.

- That's the journey, that's the whole journey.

The whole journey is just so I can do,

make it in traps and that's it.

- Yeah.

- I'm not doing any fitness anything now.

I've got the traps, I'm good.

- Yeah, that's it.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Clearly you need to watch the video

to get any of this content.

- That's the only way.

So now you have to stop watching this.

- Well you know, you don't have to go any.

- Zach, where do we find you?

- You can find me switch blades for kids,

all one word on every piece of social media

that you can check me out on Twitch.

I'm thinking I'm going to start streaming

the game development stuff.

- Yeah, we were just talking about streaming.

So we might do it.

- Yeah.

- You can talk about it.

- Exactly, we'll talk about it and we'll talk about it

and we might even do it.

- We might.

- Make sure you check both of us out on Spotify.

Blake, Blake, Bentley, where you can check out his song

"Late Night Texting", which we both worked really hard on.

- This is our hit song, really.

- Yeah, it is.

- Yeah.

- I love it.

- And you can also check out my stuff.

Switch Blades for Kids on Spotify.

And everywhere you listen to music,

where I've got a lot of into playets

and cream of the crop and frog trap

and just some pretty cool songs.

Other than that, that's pretty much it.

I think make sure you check us out on Discord,

jump into the Discord and so that you can play games with us.

We play games fucking every night.

And if we're not playing games,

we're like making music and just talking shit.

- Yeah.

- If you want to make video games.

- 100%.

And if you've got like a little question

that you want answered, make sure you can chuck it in

to our little Discord chat there, Q and A.

And you're just like, "Oh, we're doing fine.

The shoe boxes that I thrown away."

Stuff like that.

You could do that and some, maybe, maybe.

- Maybe.

- Yeah.

There's a really cool people in there

that they're really cool to hang out with.

That is gonna do it from all of us here at the podcast.

- Yeah, it's very important.

- I'm so sweaty and I'm gonna get out of this box.

- Thank you guys so much for listening.

We will see you next Thursday.

- Thank you.

Thank you all for being here.

Goodbye.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

- See ya.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Bye.

(laughing)

- I don't know where going.

(gentle music)