The Prod.cast | Transcript: Up Late (Ice Cube AOTW)

Up Late (Ice Cube AOTW)

January 25, 2024 / 52:53/E129 Download MP3

*Sexy music*

Hello!

*Sexy music*

Welcome to the late...

...prodcast.

The late night broadcast.

The podcast where we talk life, work,

and occasionally sensual, sexy music.

Um, my name is SwitchBladesForKids

and the other half of the sexy podcast.

Hello, it's me.

Sexy Blake

Bentley

*Sexy music*

I don't know why...

How did we like, dude?

I let hot into the whole like,

it has to be sexy and sensual.

I was just thinking, we're just doing it light at night.

So it's like, "Oh, it's mysterious, it's mystique."

But no, it's...

Why did you yell?

*Sexy music*

It was a mating call.

Yeah, okay.

Oh man.

Oh, hey, you know what I mean?

Hey, goin?.

Okay.

Oh, man.

Actually, you know what, good, because

middle of the day,

it was like, after PT

and then the guys were like, "Oh yeah, um, spread the word.

It's 11 o'clock, knock."

*Sexy music*

I'm out there trying to fix a flag pole

so that I can put it back up, because we've been without a flag pole for months.

Oh, wow.

And, you know, I've been on courses, I've been busy, I can't just fix everything that just falls over.

And, um, yeah, dude, I wasn't...

I wasn't two seconds over a little bit of luck.

I was in that car and I was...

*Sexy music*

I'm out of here!

Nice.

Yeah, so it was great.

That's pretty much it.

That's, you know what?

And it was excited.

Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I was excited to go home, because I wanted to fix my car.

Oh, yeah, okay.

I'm driving incredibly dangerously.

At all times.

I did say something.

You did, when I...

It did, yeah.

And it ticked me off.

*Sexy music*

I was there.

I did you touch my car.

*Sexy music*

You sit in my passenger seat and I drive you to the seat.

Well, it's a bit loud.

*Sexy music*

It says like, "Is that a bearing noise?"

Yeah, it is.

All right, I'm enjoying it.

I'm enjoying the humm.

But it's like white noise for a baby.

It put me to sleep while I'm driving on the highway at 110 km/h.

It's perfect for late afternoon drives when I'm just trying to get my quick micro-sleeps in.

And, yeah, and now it is terrifying, because it's only...

It's only heightened my awareness of driving at high speeds and at any moment my wheel just goes flying off.

This is all I think of.

It's like, "My wheel goes flying off."

And then that's it.

See you later, boys.

No, it's been so funny.

Game over.

*Sexy music*

So, I haven't been driving any less fast.

Like, maintaining the speed.

Oh, man, like...

Maintaining the rage.

Yeah, you know what?

As someone who knows how to drive a car into the ground.

*Sexy music*

Yeah.

Yeah, dude, I look.

I know this car.

Professionals that, I mean, we absolutely.

I know.

I know when a car is sounding a little fucked.

Just a little bit.

Yeah.

So, the first thing that I did after you told me that, like, after we went to the gym and then I drove you back and you're like,

"What's that noise?

*Sexy music*

And I was like, "Oh, you know, I better fix it now, because fucking Blake's face."

Blake's winging about like...

*Sexy music*

"I couldn't winge about my car, that's broke."

God!

I was a good man.

I guess I could fix my broken car then.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's all I thought.

I was just like, "God, I'm driving home and I could barely hear my own thoughts."

*Sexy music*

Or was this white hot rage?

It was in between a white hot rage and a small numbing sleep.

*Sexy music*

I went home, ordered some front wheel hubs.

They arrived this afternoon, which is really cool.

Literally, it was like five minutes after I rocked up home.

So, got home...

I don't have parts of my...

It's fine.

Just get some... you know what?

Call me, Rand.

I love pulling the past off.

Because as soon as I got these wheel hubs, I started...

I put my car into the garage, jacked it up, ripped off the wheel,

and I'm like, "Okay, cool.

I just got to take off this nut and this, and I was like, "Excellent.

I pull it all apart, take off the rotor and stuff like that,

and then I'm looking at the hub and I go, "Ffff, that doesn't look like mine."

*Sexy music*

I got real, real, unexcited.

*Sexy music*

And I was like, "I haven't gone too far, I haven't broken anything."

I think I'm like, "Mad, because I was like,

"If I can't drive this car to work tomorrow, I'm proper fucked."

Yeah.

Sorry.

So, I like...

"Looks at the parts I had, looked at the parts that I needed,

which is just a... the bearing turns out, I don't need a full hub.

You just get a bearing."

Yeah, I went online.

Turns out the part that I ordered was for...

Like, I drive an I-30, and they're made in South Korea.

Oh, no.

Turns out they were also made in the Czech Republic for a very small period of time.

Only five years, spanning the exact time and date,

right in the middle of when my car was being manufactured in South Korea.

There you go.

Czech part, and it didn't work.

And purely on reading comprehension,

did I order the wrong part?

It's sad.

It was yourself.

It was my fault entirely.

And you have no one of them.

I'll say this though, they could have, I dunno, improved the way they worded the part.

Because it's like...

He's, you know, 2015, I-30, GD, you know, hatchback for all these different things.

And then it's like, real bearing hub, Czech made.

Oh, like...

So I was just made in Czech.

It's made in Czechoslovakia.

Cool.

Czech Republic.

It's made there.

Awesome.

It says Czech made.

And I was like, "Awesome, sweet.

You know what?

I'm like, "You know what?

You know what?

I'm just made in effect."

It's 100%.

What was it?

I don't care.

I was like, "Don't care.

Parents made right now."

I just made the reply.

It's not like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sorry.

It looked really funny, because I was like, not really, I was not really clicking with it.

I don't know why.

Oh, that's so...

Too longing $40 later.

It turns out they're $120 a wheel hub.

Oh, man.

And so, yeah.

And they came lightning fast.

That's good.

Yeah, that's really good.

So now I've got these parts that I can't use.

I've got a car that I've put back together and is durable.

Lucky.

And tomorrow morning, I can't...

So this is really cool.

All of the higher-ups at work are just not there.

There's some fucking canungra retreat.

Oh, I know.

And they're coming back.

If anyone's listening to this, any insider information and stuff like that

could just be false and misleading.

So you can't use this information against me.

Tony Spider.

Oh, no.

You don't know how they're out there.

It's started the year, so all of my security is heightened.

But yeah, you're like, I'm in defense, you know, sometimes.

But yeah, yeah, so I just called up work.

I called up the guy that's looking after us and I was like, hey man,

am I right to rock up?

he's like, I don't care.

[LAUGHTER]

Awesome.

[LAUGHTER]

I just feel your heads up.

I'll be in light.

He's like, I don't care, man.

[LAUGHTER]

Awesome.

I love it.

Thank you.

So good.

So yeah, tomorrow morning, I'm just going to go to the parts shop.

It turns out it's like 20 minutes away from where I live.

I don't know.

So I can just go up and get it and then I replace parts at work and then drive home on a brand new

bearings, baby.

[LAUGHTER]

I'm a mechanic in a workshop filled with other mechanics and tools and a hoist.

I'm going to use the hoist.

I'm just going to be a lot fun.

Do all of this just in my lunch break.

No.

[LAUGHTER]

I'm going to use Commonwealth time to fix my personal problems.

Very nice.

Just, you know, if there's one thing I heard from the late great Chopper Reed, and there's

nothing more unAustralian than compo that you actually deserve.

And I take that in all regards.

[LAUGHTER]

So if I can get, if I can steal time from the--

Oh, absolutely.

Oh, God.

Absolutely.

Yes.

Oh, man.

Yeah, but--

The other man not here for us.

[LAUGHTER]

I'm very scared about us.

All in all, that's my, like, literally just today.

That's my today.

How are you doing?

Oh, come on.

You know, oh, am I OK?

Another week.

Wasn't my first week?

This is my second week.

I can't remember.

Yeah, it would have been my first week.

Yeah, look, it's been work, man.

Yeah, that's it.

Work sucks.

Yes.

I know.

We-- everyone at work is talking about this fucking-- you know what?

I don't want to talk about the weather.

Don't.

[LAUGHTER]

Don't.

You know, I picked up my daughter this afternoon from school, and you know what I heard from

four other parents?

Well, it was a bloody hot one yesterday.

I was like, shut up.

You know what?

You're the fuck you are.

And I don't like your kids already, because I don't like you.

You're a bitch.

Fuck you.

It's not like that.

Talk to me about the fucking-- I don't know you.

[LAUGHTER]

Well.

[LAUGHTER]

OK.

I'm doing a bit like, you know what?

Well, I can tell you the real--

Tell us what you really feel.

[LAUGHTER]

I just-- I don't know.

There's certain, like-- I don't know.

Fucking--

Oh, if you find--

So, Kim's coming and she's looking for a candle?

Oh.

Oh, the baby one.

It's in the-- it's in the-- what's on the couch?

Oh, well.

Yeah.

That's a U-Pro.

Oh, baby.

Oh, it's a level of gas.

[LAUGHTER]

Make sure you know where the baby monitor is at all times.

Yes, of course.

But no, if you'll come up to me, you're just a random person.

And I know you for fucking bricks.

And you're going to be like, "Good, bad weather.

Good or bad weather we're having today."

I don't care, can't.

[LAUGHTER]

I don't care.

[LAUGHTER]

I don't care.

Don't tell me that, like, oh, man, boy, I'm really sweating.

No, shit.

Yeah, really sweating, dude.

Oh, man, I really wished I was in that air.

I was like, "Yeah, we all do, can't fight you."

Yeah, we all do.

That's true.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, man.

I was doing this.

I won't get it.

So I was like, "It's not that bad."

It was a good day today.

It was like, "Oh, today was great."

Fucking, I can be talking about this goddamn weather, man.

[LAUGHTER]

Today was so nice, though.

[LAUGHTER]

No, let's do it.

Let's do it.

Did it touch the baby in the song?

Today was a ride.

Did it touch the baby in some of the day?

Yeah.

Yeah, dude.

Very nice.

I was speaking at Tasmania.

Move, everyone that's living in a hot place, go to a cold place.

Just cold place, man.

I'm sick of hot place.

You know what?

I would move for like 110 fucking percent.

I would move to Canada.

Yeah, I thought about that.

Canada would be cool.

I agree.

I was so much.

I used to, I looked into jobs in Canada.

Yeah.

Actually, moving over.

And I was like, you can get paint, rip jobs and ask,

'cause I was like, I could be a paint rep over there.

I think I could easy do that.

Yeah.

I just plan to apply my knowledge to another country, sure.

[LAUGHTER]

Paint is paint.

And if, you know, I guess the only difference here is like the lack of,

what do you call it, the sun protection, the ozone layer in the sky?

Yeah.

Which means paint degrades way faster here.

But in the same vein, if, if, in Canada, it's like,

it's ultra-frozen all the fucking time.

Oh, yeah, they have their own problems.

But they have their own problems.

But they have to shoot that.

Yeah.

It's shoot.

Like, that oil, you know, they use fucking different oil than we would use.

Oil is in car oil.

On car oil.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

Yeah, they use like lower, lower weights or like real light.

Very, very thin.

Very thin.

You know what they're fucking?

Dude, did you know they'd light up the oil?

No, they'd light fires under their cars.

Yeah.

To heat up the oil in the oil pen to start their car.

You could never do that in Australia at any point in time.

It would be like the car in fire.

There's no place in Australia cold enough for that to happen.

No, you wouldn't, if you were to light a fire under your car,

you'd be like, "In places, fuck, that guy's gone mad."

Yeah.

Even in places that snow,

it's still not cold enough there.

It will just catch fire.

The car will catch fire if you light a fire under it.

Yeah.

There's no way cold enough in Australia.

No, no.

And, um, you know what I'm saying?

That's absolutely nuts.

Yeah, just, hey, oh, I need to go out to the shops,

which is, you know, like an arrowway because I live in Alberta, Canada.

And I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna go and heat up the car.

Yeah.

And it's just starting a fire under his fucking car.

I wish I had just a hectic man.

That is, that blows me away.

But like, you don't think about it.

It's like what?

Miner's minus 40 degrees.

Yeah.

Selfiest.

Fucking cold.

Yeah.

And you're just like, I think the most negative I've ever experienced is like minus six.

And I thought I was going to fucking die.

And that isn't anywhere near as cold as what like,

like the actual Canadians getting like America gets America gets really fucking cold.

Yeah, America gets boggy.

Oh, but they got through a fucking, um, like a,

ice wave.

This is not a heat wave.

It's a cold brush.

It's a cold, a cold, a cold from whatever.

Cold, yeah.

Fuck, what do you call a, what do you call a fast-moving cold?

Oh, that, yeah.

Cold, cold snap.

Cold snap.

Some other.

Anyway, there, um, there's like 50 people died or something.

Yeah, like it's cutting off power and then people are freezing in their homes.

Holy shit.

Wait, this happened a couple of years back in Texas.

Because I remember fucking, I remember Joe, you know, Joe Rogan,

talking about it, because he's like, he's living in Texas and he's like,

people fucking dying.

Yeah.

And then, I remember the exact same fucking thing.

I thought Texas was a, was partially a desert.

I'm pretty, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

What the fuck?

Yeah, dude.

Yeah, that gets cold over there.

I don't, I don't, look, I definitely, I think the differences that it gets cold.

I'm pretty sure this is in New York City with these people.

That's nuts.

Yeah.

Holy shit, man.

Like, I just, I do get how I can get that cold and people just fucking walk around in it

and they're just like, oh, a bit nippy today.

And it's like, yeah, look at you.

They're just, they're just putting on all these different layers and a hat.

And then they're like, well, I'm just gonna walk out into blizzard,

little fucking cold.

Yeah.

What the fuck?

Like, top of fucking Matt Everest type cold.

Yeah.

And if there's an American listener right now, that's just like, what, what are these assholes

talking about?

Like, like, that's my, that's my favorite American accent that I can do.

Um, I don't even try.

I like it.

It is my, you know, the only accents I can do are quite offensive.

Like Uncle Roger offensive.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, excellent.

Yeah, good.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Same, same.

Yeah.

We got, if I told you about, um, Boley, the, the Seth, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

You've told me that about him.

Yeah.

I love him.

Um, he's, he just recently got back from a trip from Seth Korea and we'll, we'll say that

he's like, depositing all the information he's gathered.

Oh, yeah.

It's a big, and he just like took it in store.

And he's like, took it in store and he's like, yeah, I've got new instructions this year.

It's like fucking, so I'll be watching you.

You want to fuck up?

I got my foot.

It's a pre-blader's work.

It must be done.

Yeah.

Oh, goodbye.

I owe you, Boley.

Oh, dude, that's funny.

Oh, that's funny.

Dude.

Man, I was, um, oh, it's gonna say, fucking, we were meant to talk about it every time.

Oh, yeah.

Do we have any?

Oh, right.

Let me have a goose.

If there's no voice, males, I'm putting out a massive call to action.

Okay.

Oh, no.

No.

No?

No.

I don't think it's loading.

Something, uh, load a little challenge, man.

I don't know what that fuck that is.

I don't know what that is.

I don't know what that fuck that is.

Let's, you know what?

Massive call to action.

If you're listening right now, stop what the fuck you're doing.

Stop listening to this podcast.

It's gonna be fun.

Show.

Go to the keypad.

Yeah, yeah.

Just pick it up.

Pick it up like this.

And I'm gonna show it on video because they're definitely R.

Um, what do you call them?

What do you call them people that watch video?

We got watches.

We got boy ears.

Um, we got people looking, uh, but for those listeners as well,

I'm gonna do this verbally as well.

Pick up your phone.

Press the fucking keypad button that opens up your keypad.

So it looks like this.

All right.

And then type plus 61.

Oh, it's, I don't know actually how to do that.

It's a plus plus.

Yeah, you hold the zero again.

Plus 61.

I actually did know that.

I was six four one.

Uh, uh, what was the 1080?

1080.

Like that.

Your number, the number should look like that.

Yes, yes, it should.

If you hold down the zero button, it turns into a plus.

There you go.

And if you don't want to do plus 61,

maybe I should just change it to zero seven.

It's zero seven.

Yeah, but will it, if you're an international call,

I think it will automatically do you?

No, it doesn't.

So plus 61.

Yes, that is the plus and four one.

1080.

And, um, leave us a voicemail or, um,

and you can leave us a meme, a message, a suggestion for the

hour of the week and, you know, you could just, you could just be like,

hey, you guys, you know, you could do that.

Sure.

You could do whatever the fuck you want.

It's your message for us.

Yes.

Um, other than that, you could also leave us a message on every piece

of social media that we have such as YouTube, Instagram, TikTok

and Facebook.

Yes.

And you know what?

Speaking of YouTube and TikTok, I just uploaded a whole bunch of

short shots.

Uh, finally.

Finally.

Oh, no way, really?

Yeah.

We have a geese.

Yeah, I haven't actually looked at, uh, if they've done anything,

but, um, there is a horrible noise coming from your, your

end.

Now it's gone.

It was there.

Oh, my God.

Visited AI.

Oh, dude.

Yeah, so the guests rating an age impact on music.

Is that, is that a, is that a, is that a, a generated title?

Uh, yes.

Guests rating an age impact on music appreciation.

Man, 190.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Is that something?

Hey, look for, for literally just making it now.

Yeah.

Dude, and they're quite funny.

They're quite funny.

They're actually quite funny.

All right.

Um, you know, everyone, this is another call away.

Good, good about YouTube channel and, um, and, and look at our videos.

And, and watch more and then laugh and like, click, uh, click over likes.

The, leave a comment and share them with someone you'd love.

Yeah.

And look, I wouldn't lie.

I used AI to do it.

Um, I would normally, uh, do it myself, but I don't have the time.

I have two children and a full time job.

I'm trying to learn my garden.

And, Matt, we, we do this because we love it.

Not just it earns us money.

And if I can use a tool to make some funny, funny little quipies, I'm gonna do it.

Dude, this is sick.

Yeah, it's really good.

I fucking, I love this.

Yeah.

I'm just, I'm just looking to the website.

Dude, that's like, I dig this.

If there's an expire and seven days, oh my god.

That's shit.

Oh, yeah, yeah, you just download them.

Yeah.

Okay.

You just can't edit them off.

You download them.

That's the thing.

Yeah.

200 exports amount.

That's pretty good.

Dude, alright.

We'll, you know, we'll look more into that later.

Yeah.

As for right now, like, like we did say right before we were gonna, we start up.

We're gonna keep it a short one only because it's like, oh, I had a two hour nap.

It's the broadcast up late.

Yeah, it's the late cast because I fucking, I feel like the kids a bit.

Do you remember Big Brother when it came out like you were in 2000?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think it was 2000.

Something like that, yeah.

But like, they had a, they had a segment and it was like Big Brother up late.

And it was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was just all of the like weird sex stuff.

Yeah.

And some of it was centered and some of it just wasn't.

Yeah.

And it was just like, oh, they're walking out with it.

And it was, like, it was so curated.

Like it was like, oh, we need to get all these people in this house and they're just gonna walk around with their, with their tits out and dicks out.

And that's it.

And that's gonna be, we're gonna make it a 30 minute block.

And there's gonna be a guy.

It's gonna be a guy commentating on me.

How fucking weird is that?

I never actually, I never actually washed Big Brother up late already.

I caught, I caught 15 minutes of it and it was the weirdest thing man.

Yeah.

It just stuck with me.

Well, like back then you watched it and it stuck with you.

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

That's like, that wasn't ever it.

I have only ever seen 15 minutes of Big Brother up late.

Yeah.

And it was like, that's all you ever needed.

It's all a dude I'm done.

Yeah.

I don't need anymore.

Because it was so awkward just for like watching a boobs, like, okay, cool.

Oh, there's a dick.

Oh, cool.

And then it would cut to like, either some voiceover commentary or it would go to him, like

this, whoever this host was, standing off onto one side covering half of the screen and talking

to you.

With a microphone.

It's so weird.

It's like, what do you, this isn't a football game.

You're not like, commentating on like, the plays.

It's so weird.

Get out of my vision.

I don't need this.

Yeah, just weird dude.

Man, we as a society, like we suck.

That is how how strange is it?

That's so, it's so strange.

And they kept putting it on like, they were like, these people are living at the Big Brother House.

Yeah.

On Dream World at the Gold Coast?

Yeah.

They weren't.

They 100% weren't living at the Gold Coast at Dream World.

They were never at Dream World.

Really?

They were at a secret location.

Oh, no shit.

Yeah.

And they, I think there was one dude that like matched up like, if they have like, like,

like, a show and stuff.

Yeah, so that's that's when shit would like move.

Oh, no shit.

No shit.

Yeah, like, they, like, people noticed that things were in different spots and shit, you know?

Yeah, no shit.

No shit.

They were like random parts where the camera would pan out and see stars.

Someone was matching up stars.

Where that's nice.

How fucked is that?

That's nice.

Yeah.

There is some crazy, but that's, that's what happened to Shyle Boff, man.

Have you heard about Shyle Boff?

He's like, he made three, he will not divide us art pieces.

And this is when Trump was like became president.

Yeah, right?

And his first one was literally a camera in a wall that was 24/7 live streaming, right?

And people would just go up and like, do dumb shit in front of it.

And that was like the way that they would sort of fuck with things.

And then eventually like they'd like spray over the camera or like just fuck with the people there.

And yeah, it eventually just became like a trolling sort of area for the people that were just trying to fuck with Shyle Boff.

And he took it to heart every time.

And he just turned into like a weird little hermit after that first one.

Because I think the second one was a flagpole.

I get this. I do not remember hearing any of this.

Oh dude, it's so good.

Dude, watch Internet historian. Internet historian has like a really good video on Shyle Boff.

Okay.

It's a three part of it because the second, the first time he did it, it was that hole in the wall.

The second time he did it was a flagpole.

It was just a video of the flag on the pole.

And then a camera who the fuck found it, but like literally doing the exact same thing.

Watching flight paths of planes and stars and shadows and where the sun movement was.

They figured out where it was.

And then it got taken down.

So the flag got taken and then flag disappears, right?

The last time Shyle Boff tried to commit to an art piece called, he went on dividers.

He put up a flag in a room with, and the only thing, it was like a wooden wall.

And a flag on it. And then it was just a 24/7 livestream staring at this flag.

People found the flag again because there was a window to the left hand side of the camera.

And it would just like go like dim every now and then it comes to night and then they'd watch in the cycle.

And they could sort of figure out that it was in a certain region, right?

And then they had people here, because they do this is 100% legit.

They could hear plane overhead and then they're like well it's got to be over a flight path.

So it narrowed it down.

And then they're like we can get people driving past the, like this certain area and just beep their horn constantly.

And then they're like we heard horns on this timing.

And then like it's around here somewhere.

And then they literally broke in and took a flag again.

They shy all the buffers lost two flags.

They lost two flags and three art pieces.

Like in like the span of, I think it was like a couple of months.

Yeah dude. Watch the internet historian video.

I do not do it just this.

It is so fucking good man.

That's wild.

Yeah dude.

Dude I feel so bad for the guy.

I'm so new I put like at the same time.

Funny.

It's so funny.

Funny dude.

Dude, it's so funny.

Oh man.

Like I was in same levels of like private investigation type.

Yeah.

To like, to look at flight paths and stars and day and night cycles and figuring out that like oh it's first light.

And then it's like well it must be in this part of the country.

So nuts.

So fucking crazy man.

Yeah.

But that's the world we live in where people will would rather spend so much of their resources.

Like their time and resources on trying to find a fight.

Trying to find Tyler Buf's flag.

Yeah.

Then like, I don't know.

I just ruin his happiness.

Just take another side of his happiness cake.

Just find the bag.

Just for whatever you know, for whatever reason you have other than just ruining his day.

And then yeah.

And then he was like, I'm not doing it again.

Well.

Oh my god.

There's so many, I think it's all that's insane.

How long was it up there?

It was up, I think the third one was up for the longest time because it took a lot more like

now's to sort of get.

Yeah.

But the second one I think it was up for like a month or something like that.

I don't know the timelines perfectly.

That's crazy.

But yeah.

I think it was like within this, within the span of like a year that was all done.

But it's like I did.

It is so funny.

Man, it's.

I'll tell you.

Man, I look, I'll be honest.

I've got nothing else.

Yeah.

And it's like, I'm like, if I could just say a few more words.

This ain't it.

It's so funny.

It's so funny, right?

We ever see that comment again.

I love that dude.

I love that.

But you're really just saying it cause this ain't the voice.

This ain't it.

Oh man.

You know what?

I can't say away from this ain't it to speaking bad music.

Speaking about music.

Yeah.

That I can get.

I said the thing.

A lot of the old story Jackface every now and then.

I want to.

Yeah, he did.

Speaking about music.

Like, what have we listened to?

What did we listen to?

Are you kidding?

No.

I was kidding.

Yeah.

I was just kidding.

Yeah.

2001.

Do tell me, you know, I want to hear what you think.

I want to hear what you think first.

I am I'm glad that he wrapped slow enough that I could understand all the words.

Yeah.

And at the same time, not know what the fuck is going on.

Yeah.

And I don't know.

It was good.

The beats, the beats get very repetitive.

But like, you know, saying that the construction, the structure of the beats themselves.

Like, you know, really good.

It's just, but the thing is, it's always an A-bar loop.

And that was just the way it was.

Yeah, 100%.

Yeah.

It's like every time we listen to that era of rap.

I get reminded that it is literally just a four-bar loop.

Yeah.

It's just a four-bar loop over and over.

And that's the entire song.

And then they wrap.

And look at the thing wrong with that.

No.

It sounds good.

It just gets very repetitive.

And you know what keeps you going is the cell phone.

Yeah.

It pulls it through.

Yeah.

It definitely pulls it through.

Because I was listening to this at work, right?

And the, like, I have my headphones because, look, I don't think too many people appreciate

I-stube.

And while we're close.

I don't think they understand the intellectual genius that this man is, they can't comprehend it, you know?

No.

Anyway.

And the only thing, the only thing was that there was a few songs up front that I fucking, I know

very well and I vibed with them, popped along and fucking sang word for word.

Yeah.

And I was like, this is it.

This is sick.

And then about, you know, like halfway through, you go, yeah, it's, I still know it.

And I still like it.

It's just a lot of the same.

Yeah.

Which is not a bad thing.

You know what, the thing is, I'm glad this was a great assist because I don't have to listen

to anything else.

Yeah.

If this is all of the best stuff that he's got, man, I'm happy with that.

It's enough.

I'm not good.

Yeah.

And there were, like, there were a lot of other tracks that came out after, like, he released

this, that were, like, also bangers.

Yes.

Also bangers.

And same with Dre, same with fucking Snoop, like, there were heaps of songs that he released after,

I like, like, they did anything with cubes.

Yeah.

And it's all just good.

Yeah.

You know, they did good stuff.

They did good stuff.

Chronic, the chronic is a good album.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't think I'm interested in that, like, as an album.

Oh, really?

No, I don't think so.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

And I like it.

I really enjoy it.

Nice.

What do you think?

What do you reckon?

It's, you know what?

I like it and it's not my error of music.

But it still resonates with, I don't know, something that of me, like, growing up.

And playing San Andreas.

And then--

I think they know San Andreas was a huge part for me, yeah.

Yeah.

And, yeah.

I want to give this, like, just because of the nostalgia of, like, a video game that I can relate

to that brings this all together.

I want to give this an eight and a half.

Wow.

Yeah.

All right.

Because all of it, all of it, up together, like, makes a greatest hits.

And this is, it's pretty good.

It's pretty fucking good.

That's not great.

No.

But it's pretty fucking good.

I, um, I mean, I'm gonna give a seven point five.

But, uh, look.

[laughs]

Yeah.

It's just, like, I got really bored, really quick.

That's it.

Like, it was a struggle for me to push through to listen to 17 songs of, of,

four bar, you know, beats.

Yeah.

It's just a lot.

It's too much.

Like, an hour and eight minutes of, of that.

Yeah.

It's just a lot.

I'm not saying it's bad.

[laughs]

I am not saying it.

I'm not saying it.

No, I just don't like, I just don't like, listening to all of that in, in one go.

Fair enough.

If I sprinkle this in the title of my, like, in my playlist of, like, eight, right.

100 songs, whatever it is now.

Yeah.

It would be great.

The problem with my, you know what I've known is on Spotify.

If you have a playlist that big, it only shuffles like the last 30, 40 songs.

Yeah.

And that's it.

Unless you, unless you, like, fucking scroll through your playlist and then pick another song somewhere down,

then it'll, like, expand the range a little bit more.

Because that's like horrible.

That's like horrible.

I've only been listening to, like, the same fucking 30 songs and, like, it, it, it, it just

knows that because these are my most recently added to the playlist, these are the songs that

I probably want to listen to the most.

Yeah.

But it doesn't sprinkle in.

It doesn't sprinkle in the little.

But anyway, you would need this sprinkled in, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

Yeah, I feel that.

Yeah.

Oh, like, you know what I mean?

Like, if it popped up, like, like, on a playlist that I listen to,

or probably, like, once, once a day, maybe, just, you know, sprinkled this once in a week,

you know?

If I was to hear it was a good day, once every three days, yeah, pretty happy.

Yeah, see?

But every day, I'm like, yeah, I couldn't do it every day.

Maybe skip.

Oh, after it, after.

Skip.

Yeah.

But if it comes on every three days, I'm going to listen to it every time.

I'd let it roll.

Yeah, yeah, 100%.

I don't know, 75%.

Fair enough.

Yeah.

Well, let's, let's leave it there.

What are we going to do next?

Oh, Zach, we're taking a step into a cultural difference.

We're going overseas.

We're going to, we're going to France.

Across the pond?

Some might say.

Which pond?

I don't know.

I think that's what the Americans say when they're talking about the British.

They're like, of course, the pond.

Oh, I think so.

Yeah, I think so.

I don't know.

I'm not American.

I made that up.

We're listening to Yame.

And Tisel, I'm going to say it in Australian.

It's a lowie.

L-E-L-O-W-I-L-O-E.

L-O-E-Y.

And the...

-Hello, I'm going to introduce you... -My name is Eloise.

- Eloise? -Yeah, he's a French rapper and I'm really excited to listen to this film, Zack.

- Parlez vos Français? -Yeah!

- I do... - And why?

- To do whatever that I forget whether that is...

- No, do you speak French? - Oh, I have a crush.

- Parlez vos Français? - Yeah.

- Do you speak French? - Yeah, I do like to party.

(laughing)

And then you look and then you ask me "No!"

(laughing)

And then you go "Oh!"

(laughing)

- Oh, I got lost.

- This is my...

- My...

- Vegas?

- Yeah, thank you for getting...

(laughing)

- And...

- No, I don't speak...

- Do you speak French people already?

- I've been saying...

- Well, I don't speak...

- And... - For the assholes and whatever.

- Le pont. - Le pont?

- And I know how to say the butterfly...

I know how to say butterfly, which is papillon.

And that's it.

- Papillon. - Papillon.

- Yeah. - Okay, good.

- Well, Kim, can you say papillon?

But it's papillon. - What?

- And yeah.

- Because I took French lessons.

- What? - When?

- At hospital. - At hospital in time.

- No, uh, juerlingo.

- Oh, I think you're okay.

- I was like...

- I need a pro-identity of this, because...

- I don't know anyone who's actually taken a language class.

- Yeah, no, it's all juerlingo.

- Yeah, juerlingo.

- And I tell you what, as soon as it came, it went.

And I've been left with three words.

And it's like,

- Papillon. - Papillon.

- Oh, and I know the phrase "paleve aux franzais"

- because of the song from art besides...

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- And that's it.

- But yeah, so we're gonna listen to French rapper,

- Yamé. - Yamé.

- I listened to a couple songs just before.

- Those are so good.

- So excited, but we'll talk about that.

- After that, man, I'm so tired.

- I'm sorry.

- Oh, sorry.

- Just switch off.

- Just turn your brain off right here,

- because I've got something to tell you just before we...

- Oh, thank you.

- Just before we dip out.

- Before we dip out.

I listened to an episode,

- an latest episode, just like I was drawing my hand from the car,

- because I was like,

- I wonder if the subtodels were coming through or the captions?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Because, you know, I was looking at the...

- What do you call it?

- The transcriptions that we've been putting in.

So, if you've been like,

"Oh man, can I just read what these guys are saying?"

- You can.

- No.

- You're psycho.

- You fucking freak.

- You fucking read.

- Yeah, we have transcriptions on every episode.

Well, I'm trying to make it every episode,

or I'm just giving me some time.

All right, I'll get there.

But yeah, I started like trying to find out...

There was no transcriptions yet,

I didn't realize that I was listening at one point two times speed,

and your laugh sped up is...

Dude, it's funny.

It's even funnier.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Your laugh is like,

"It's like, it's like,

"Sets Morgan's a love,

"it's less like..."

You know, they're like...

(laughing)

But when we laugh, sped up,

it's so stupid, man.

- Yeah, dude.

- Yeah, we all sense stupid sped up.

- Yeah, yeah, for sure.

That's it.

You know, let's call it, let's call it then.

- Sure, we all sense stupid sped up.

Let's call it.

- So, yeah.

- Bye.

(laughing)

- Thank you guys so much for listening.

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I need this answer, go right ahead.

Just give us a question.

We'll give it our best shot.

- Absolutely.

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Why not?

Where?

Licensed?

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Make sure you jump into our discord where you can just,

you know, jump in and have a chat.

It is literally that easy.

We are on.

Just about every night.

And if it's not us,

it's our mates that just exactly like us.

They've been warped into many kinds of us.

And they're just as nice as we are.

If not nicer, I reckon they're really good blocks.

- Man, you are talking them out far too much.

- They are the best people in the world.

- These people.

- Literally saints.

- They're all pieces of shit like us, Zach.

What do you mean?

- What are you talking about?

- I don't know.

- What are pieces of shit?

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And yeah, just watch this episode.

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I think he's gonna do a lot more.

- I'm sorry.

- Very soon.

- Yeah, man.

I bought some actually.

Yes, I bought some UCeds.

And I'm real keen.

- I'm really excited.

- They're gonna be you and me.

- Hell yes, dude.

Well, make sure you film it and let us all see.

- I will.

I think it's next month.

I play them.

- Okay, also, oh yeah, because it's seasonal fruit and veg.

- Yeah.

- I think that's...

- I'm so excited to see these.

They're meant to be very cool.

I think it's...

If you just look at leafless peas,

you'll...

Yeah, it sounds dumb because they actually do have leaves on them.

But they...

They like build their own trellis.

- Oh, cool, okay.

Right.

- That's how they keep them upright.

Then they...

You don't need to help them up against a wall,

you know, or a climbing frame, wasn't it?

They just...

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Me and him absolutely smashed out.

- How does that sound?

- Other than that, you will not be able to find Teddy B anymore.

- Yeah, I haven't been able to find it.

- Yeah, which, you know, that's fine.

- No, it's on the soundcloud.

- Make sure you check out Teddy B on the soundcloud.

- There you go.

- Yeah.

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I'm very SEO friendly.

And you can find me on Twitch sporadically.

- Yes.

- Yeah.

But when I said all day for five weeks,

that was never gonna happen.

It was for one day.

- Yeah.

- And never again.

- Yeah.

- This is what else is effective.

- Oh man.

- But trust me, we've got a lot of things in the pipeline.

I've got more news to tell you Blake after this ends.

Yeah, personal stuff.

That's right, we live our lives.

- Yeah, that's like, I mean, I'm fucking blui all the time.

It's like, you guys talk about us when we go to bed.

I'm gonna mad.

(laughs)

- Yeah, we talk about the listeners when they go to bed.

- Yeah, we go to bed.

- The listeners, the turn off the puggas

and then we just talk about them.

Like, man, I don't think Henry's really listening anymore.

- Yeah.

- I think he needs a little bit more attention.

- Yeah, Henry absolutely needs a good attention.

- Yeah, Henry, Alex is doing well though.

Alex is a really good listener.

- Yeah.

- I'll show you what.

(laughs)

You know what, Billy is an actual listener.

And Billy and Jess are real listeners.

And I found out about this like the other day.

And Kim was like, oh yeah, Billy and Jess listen.

And I'm like, oh shit dude.

(laughs)

- We're real live people that are real, like start listening.

That's what met in my boss once the podcast.

I'm like, I can't, I simply cannot.

- Simply won't happen.

- No.

- Like maybe after I leave the organization.

- Yeah, maybe.

- Or a part in gift, if you will.

- This is what I leave the business when I quit.

I end up being like, by the way, this is who I am.

You're more than welcome to check on every time I dove myself

and all the shit I didn't do.

(laughs)

- All the beers I had after.

- And during work.

- Yeah.

- You can find out about all of that then.

- Yeah.

- For now?

- I keep that to myself.

(laughs)

- Yeah, that's right, that's right.

- If you wanna listen to some of the music I've created,

make sure you check me out and switch plays for kids,

all on word, on Spotify.

And everywhere you pretty much listen to music,

which it's all there.

- It's all there.

- They're so bad for that.

- So.

- Yeah.

But we're in the swing of things.

New year, new me, new year's resolutions and all of that.

- Yeah, so we're changing our recording time

so that this shit doesn't happen anymore.

- Yeah.

- And it leaves us more time to do the things that

- She kills me.

- So.

(laughs)

- Well, we're at the end of it now.

This is it.

Thank you guys for listening.

We've surpassed three and a half thousand listens,

which is like bonkers to me.

It's huge.

- Yeah, that is fun.

- That is more.

- Every time I look at the analytics and I think,

oh man, it's gonna be like a bad month or like,

oh man, I think we're losing it.

It like surprises me that we just keep,

it like keeps bouncing up.

Like people are listening, people are laughing.

- Absolutely.

- I'm guessing, which is, it's so heart pumping.

What do you call it?

- Heart.

- My heart feels good.

(laughs)

Me, me, heart, feel good.

(burps)

(laughs)

- Feelings.

(laughs)

- Yeah, so me feel good.

Sad had noise go away.

(laughs)

- Guys, thank you.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much for listening.

Mark and I, Jess, Billy,

there's gotta be other names.

There's definitely people I'm missing.

Thank you so much for listening.

Everyone else.

- Kelly.

- Stick around because

shits, common, atcha, like fans.

- Yeah.

- All right.

See you guys next Thursday.

- Thank you.

- I'm sorry.

- All right, listen.

Oh, nice.

Dude, I need to shit.

Nice.

I've gotta end this.

Nice.

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