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The Freshest Hits (The Lonely Island AOTW)

December 7, 2023 / 01:14:46/E125 Download MP3

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Blake?

Hello!

Hey man, do you remember when we like used to make music and shit?

No!

[Laughs]

So, hello and welcome to the podcast.

The podcast we talk life work and occasionally music.

Yeah!

[Laughs]

My name is switch plays because in the other half of the podcast

My name is Blake Bentley, hello!

Hello, dude, I swear to God we've had another episode in true, that exact way.

Not even kidding you asking me the question, instead of doing an intro

You've been like, "Do you ever remember?"

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, God, I just remember.

You know what?

I'm not editing that out.

We'll let it that out, we'll let it that out.

That we might not even have it.

How you doing?

Yeah, good man.

How's the fam?

Well, we just came back from holiday.

We went up to Harvey Bay.

Oh, that's right.

We came back today, we left on Saturday very early in the morning.

Yeah.

I tell you what, I need a holiday from my holiday.

All right.

That, I tell you what, I love my kids.

Yeah.

Yep.

I mean, preface.

I already know where this all story is going in any time.

So like any time. I was like, Hey, do you guys want to like we'll go to the beach, and we'll go for a little walk around and one of

Them is just like no matter what is happening just fight and I was like okay cool

Well, you know, we're gonna get ready and we're gonna go to the beach and you know, it's it's like in the afternoon

Whatever we just try to in the it doesn't happen

So we get them who just like we just go to the pool there's a pool in the complex

We'll just we'll just go to the pool that is also a fight and then we eventually I'm just like dragging him down

Three flights of stairs to get to this pool and then it's like all right cool

I'm getting in the pool. It's been a hot fucking day by the way

The closer you get to the ocean that it doesn't get cooler. It gets just hotter

Yeah, I mean yeah much more humid

it's really jealous

Even with rain we had like rain one night and nothing cooled down

It was just I mean the coast isn't it is is quite well known for being cooler than the middle of Australia

But yes, I get what you mean dude I

Went down like it felt like it was like 40 I I experienced

I've been out I've been out the middle of fucking nowhere

Like yes, it was six months ago. Yes, it was the end of winter

It's just like I don't know it's it's the perceived humidity where you're just like I'm I'm going to boil alive

Yeah, rather than you know you're in the middle of nowhere and it's just like that dry heat which I love I love a good

Yeah, I can do dry heat dry heat of but man you do a fucking you do a Barney 36

It's hell. I'm ready to die

It was bad and it was like I think it was like 32 yeah, and super humid and we had a storm

Come through yeah, it's bit of wind

but we do wind and and mining and thunder

Dude, yeah, like every fucking story that we've had

Yeah, every storm that we've had that's come through here has lasted maybe a total of five minutes yeah, and

all it does is cool down for like a

Minute and then it goes back to stupid it's saying

But then you go I'm like I'm gonna go for a quick drive down to the shops and you just look at like the absolute destruction

It was like what the fuck happened it was here for two seconds that was it and then like everyone's like oh my house

Cave didn't know I mean just like I didn't get any of that too lad I'm fucking I gotta go to break

So I can pick up some butter and and some bread moan. I'm moaning one of the storms. That's how light it was

Checkers like you you had a coincide I was like I can see the sun

I think I'm gonna keep mowing on the sweet. I don't think this is gonna hit me hard at all

I'm gonna keep going and then it's not and I was like yeah cool and then three days later my fucking lawn is like

I didn't even touch it yep

I'm feeling a bit bit sucks Kim fucking real fucking shit

Kim made the lawn on Thursday. Obviously some of it work fucking she mode the lawn and we got back you know

Today obviously had a look at it. I'm like I thought you said you mode the lawn

Unfortunately, that's what happens when it rains all yeah, dude

I need to invest in one of those little robots long-mower robots. I don't know if it could keep up

And yeah, they could get you need like a little army of them

Like five six of them just working in use a really expensive one. I've seen recently getting around is a big it can do yeah can do like

I think you can cover like

Thousand square meters. Oh, she that's like my four and a half grand said I cheap and it is it's like an altering

Yeah, for a long while although my father and all spent like six green on his is a zero turn

Oh, yeah, like a ride on yeah, like a right on the yeah, I swear to God if I don't

Like that's like if you had a

Thousand if you had a ride on you'd be like babe

I'm gonna go mother-lawn and you just

You would do it just for the fun of like I was that this bad bitch up and go for some fucking sick

Some doys and yeah, but he does

Because it's fun

Well, I'm friend and to what I didn't run it was an organized meet up with my Nana's birthday. She's getting very old

And it was good to see her fucking and and I even work with all people and my job is about old people my

Nana, I like I don't want to say she's tough

Okay, but she is like near 90 and still pulling up her own crab pots and stuff like that

Why she should be but this is the thing she did it like

I think it was a couple of days after getting it might have been a week or a couple of days after getting

Hip replacement. Oh, no, she shouldn't be doing that at all. Yep, and she does

Mind you a share age honestly if she stopped now she'd just never pick it back up

Exactly. She never should never she would just decline. She has not stopped

Unfortunately, I know a lot. Yeah at her age if she stops

Pretty much but like it's it's it's the thing. I like she has literally

I don't think she's had a fucking day off in in so long because like on her normal workday

She works at a bait and tackle shop and then on the Saturday

She'll go into work just to fucking do stuff and then on Sunday

She'll take people out to go just show them like spots to fish or or just don't craven and you know picking up a crab pots and stuff

That's so that she can have food because she just she just does things constantly and I'm like

And like me being the dumb head was like was like hey, you know you can take a day off every now and then she's like what for?

What for like this?

It's one of those things she's literally found

You know when you know when you say you know when you say find what you love and let it come

She has found exactly what she loves. She loves everything about the water levels everything about fucking fish seafood

Everything and that is her life and she has found it. It's her absolute passion and goal in life to like

Know everything about that's what's gonna do her in dude that is

Excuses she's gonna die pulling a crab pot for sure. Yeah, she has chosen. Yeah, that's to be her way out

Do she got stabbed? I didn't know this was a thing. She was a sheep she peels like

What do you call I want to call prawns prawns? It is prawns. It's a shrimp for some

prawns

What they are

Was gonna say shrimp for no good reason, but yeah, she's a peolog prawns and she could have she like stabbed her finger with like the antenna

some of that and when it gets stuck in there like you can get infected in she'll have yeah

She just like to get infected for like two weeks

And then and then just like pressed it pressed her finger at got all the the goop out and would just kept

I hadn't didn't by the way didn't stop doing her normal life

Just had like this huge fat finger that turned into a fat hand and then she's like, oh, that's from

Squeezer it out let like her hand be itchy for a home like itchy and infected for a whole another like

Two three weeks and then was just like, that's all fine now. Don't worry about it. It's fine

She just overcame some sort of like heavy infection. Yeah, pure pure will

Pure will of like I'm not gonna get sick. I'm just gonna keep going that's not gonna stop me

And I'm not gonna let it affect me and just gonna continue living more like an absolute weapon of a woman

Love it a bit and I'm gonna be very very sad when she fucking goes

I'm gonna be like just draw like yeah, but like I don't know. I don't know

I don't think it's gonna happen just just too fucking yeah

Fucking nuts. Yeah, I don't know so I don't know. I'm so it yeah

I think she loves fish more than she loves done

And I'm gonna do the fish car

And they like it fail

It's been trying to get her for many years. Yeah, and I'm gonna happen. You know what?

It felt really good is um, so I wore my I wore one of my fucking button-up shirts

It's it's the one that makes me look like I'm in the 80s sort of stuff

I love it, but like I wore this to like um three days

Previous as well all's consecutive days in a row were it for three days and then the fourth day was

Go up and see now. No, yeah, the shirts don't

But I kept wearing it because I was like I'm not changing. I'm just driving anyway

So and I like the the whole thing was from the works

I was like you got to have all like as many buttons down as you can undone sort of thing

Yeah, and I was like I was running like three buttons undone

So it was like stops stops like right above my like my belly button pretty much

Yeah, just had the whole top open and my man

It was like you're looking very strong look for it looks really and I'm like thanks Nana

My mom my mom is just like why do you look like an idiot?

But you look like you know such an idiot my brother like you know kind like a day

I was like yeah, I like this look

I like it

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good. I'll do that too. This is that this is like next phase

That's my plan for me was because I bought I bought a new piece of

Bad boy

Oh the straw hat

A straw hat. Yeah, it's got like camera and she was cool. Oh cool

But like it cool like little patterns of yeah

And I wear this now and I saw my parents. I was help my sister me had this and my old fucking

Fucking scarf and

Yeah, like they just all looked at me and they're like oh

Oh, this is this is it

Yeah, it's a big though. I'll show you next phase. Yeah

Yeah, this is it

This is this is what it's come to is like you gotta

It's like the and then next year when you know, you're fucking same at one random time again

And you'll just be wearing something different like oh this is this is flavor

Turn I like I was like I looked at my models. It's like fuck you

You can't be fucking angry. Oh look good. They're like, oh sorry. So you wear this every day now, do you?

This is what I look like you

Yeah, dude

Oh man, that's good. It's being good though. Um, what do you have enough to me? What do you been going on?

What's been going on? I just cracking like I went to my I went into my work Christmas party. Oh nice

That was

Dude same. Yeah, because I wanted to Christmas party on Thursday and yeah, same thing. Yeah

Yeah, it were I didn't pay for food

Hey, that's the bonus. Hey, don't pay for food. Yeah, I didn't pay for food and it was like a Christmas dinner

Hmm, it was sate lamb

That's all right. Pino is weird. I've never had sate lamb before though. Not a thing that I thought to put together

Well, if you'd have sate chicken, of course you can have sate lamb, there's no reason you can't. I just live out, right?

But you can't have a scene on a menu. Yeah, you better not be fucking starting sate beef

Don't start that shit. Don't I better not be sate minced

Could you imagine just like means and then you just get the peanut butter you just scoop it out and

Like sate beef right there

Mmm yummy

That sounds horrible

Fucking

Like bodybuilding

Bro-balking tip sate beef sate beef just grab a massive scoop of peanut butter with your mints and just eat it raw in fact because

Actually do that. It's not gonna kill you and it will taste

Like you've just sucked eleven but it's a shit

Taste like raw beef and peanut butter

Okay

Yeah, no, so the food was like average

Yeah, I was just talking to one of the one of the fucking maintenance boys because the boys club

Oh, I know I thought about this. I was like this is very sad

Hmm boys club was like oh, we missing it was like, oh, you know one of the boys is daughter with six

He wasn't there. So fuck who else was it? I was like, oh, I was fucking manny the old the

Fucking go past in the car accident. I was like, oh, that sucks

I was like and he lifts all lifted. Oh, I was like, I mean

That would have been like what a fucking good time that would have been yeah, it's like fucking old manny there

Some bevies talk about lifting. Yeah, better. Yeah, no, it was very average

I just I just

I'm just being in the there was me and Dave and his missus and we ended up sitting on the table by ourselves

and we I'm gonna say ignored everyone else, but like we just

hung out and talked

We stayed outside the whole time and everyone else was inside and it was a side that's the way it goes man

Yeah, man, I'm good

The exact same thing happens even if it's like we had the workshop function and it was just like

High-erups like go and talk shit and then it was just like me and like

Two other like ease and a mechanic would just talk shit

That was it and then the rest of it would just like do another random shit and and yeah and the entire workshop function was just

Nine people, but I still happened to like be a part of the four people that didn't want to be a part of the rest

You know

And yeah, it happens every time and then as soon as it gets as soon as it gets like a level bigger. Oh, I can get this

I've got another christmas party to go to like

How many of these things do you fucking need? I have my one is an open order

My next one it's during the week though

Hi, yeah, no, I know my so mine's down the Gold Coast on Wednesday

That's like I'm not like if it's all day it is all day so it's a all day thing

It's like a meeting and then it's our christmas dinner

Yeah, what ifs

But I was like I'm not doing all of that to finish like to leave home at like five in the morning

Yeah, to then be there to like seven at night to then drive home

Zero in fact zero chance that's happening. Yeah, so you'll be buying me

You'll be paying for me sleep in and be paying for my dinner

I'll talk to my brooch for something time too

Actually do that I get my expenses in the ship back, which is lit. I fucking take that in fuel and everything all of it

Absolutely mean like kissed on the dick with your job. Oh, I know. No, it's not all right. Not the proper

Don't understand yeah, no look at work and though. It's working

This is this is why all those fucking rich, you know

pieces of shit have um

Charities

Because the easiest way to just not pay tax on anything. Yeah, then the money comes right back. Yeah. Yeah, doesn't matter

Oh back on the the the thing of like many Christmas parties so we had

uh, the

workshop

Christmas party, right?

And then it was the battery Christmas party which includes the workshop

uh, the HQ the truckies

The QEs and some other group the SIGs I think no they're part of something else but like

All of that sort of look a few groups here. Yeah, yeah

And still the workshop just sort of hung by itself, you know

Was it and then we have just hangs with themselves anyway

Why did we do this again? Oh, that's right. We all came together to like all the higher ups too

They're like uh, mingle. Oh do this come come together and yeah, and everyone will just do like this

Is that we do that at work anyway? Like when we go and talk to the truckies we'll talk to the truckies for a while

And when we have to go and talk to air workshops

We talked to air workshops for a while. It's like

Yeah, we can do all of these things but when we're not doing that

It's literally just ground workshop

We'll come all together

Chanting around a ping pong table

That's how it works

I know I will be at the back tonight work

Because I'm looking for Dave because I just like when I when I can't be fucked doing anything

I just go to the back to the day of the injury because basically the main sense of boys

I just go talk to them hang out yeah

So I was talking at the back and all I thought I was looking at back was

Big pong mother fucker

Fuck I was like oh thank you, but

I just stepped in and I was like like day years

My sleep

Yeah, that's all dead. I was like what do I think about

I thought that's about what's that dude

That's maintenance baby

I feel like I feel like

Just just being a part of like any sort of military workshop you could

Go to any sort of maintenance place anywhere and would have a very similar vibe

Yeah, but if you from army to then like army to like civil stuff

You would just bring a whole like intensity to it

Because I know that like I can scream like

Get you dick out on the table and let me smash it with a ping pong paddle like sort of dump shit like that

You do that in like civil world it's like hey man I'm I'm gonna

Then can we just have a little chat just you need to be doing it to

You need to not pull your dick out

Hey man it's been noted that you've been screaming almost

Yeah, that's normally that's kind of the thing we do right

You know what you don't do that

You've been calling everybody can't

Yeah, you're right

Yeah, I still like it on this standard problem. Yeah, oh dude. Oh um yeah after the fucking battery

Uh christmas party

We had the one thing that I'd been looking forward to for the entire year

Ramy birthday

Oh, no, which which there there has got to be listeners out there right now that of like heard

Or been a part of ramy birthday because I know that there's there's listeners that I used to work within the workshop right

I'm looking at you mark and and oh and this is definitely more

But I know who I haven't spoke to in like a million years and oh fuck yeah remember when he used to like

Fucking play games now he's a nerd actually pressure. He's starting his own podcast, which is great

Oh, sorry short of already because it's been two years

Possibly three oh also real quick we I spoke to Quincy we were oh Tony

Yeah, big team

He needs to get on at some point

That'd be good very busy man though

Well, yeah, he's got his whole bent of fucking dude. Yeah, like he had to put it is just real something quick so I don't yeah it's a

Put his like business and stuff on hold because he's touring so much

He's too busy with bands to do his business. Well, I said I'm like dude that is a very good problem now

Fucking art like that sounds like like a good thing to be doing. He's like yeah, it's really good

And I was just like oh by the way I did I am calling about your mom

He's like oh yeah, right okay

So we are fucking lots of a world. Hey, isn't it?

I'm still wise my mind that I ran into quince and it was I wasn't until the very end

That I even was like I do have amazing the army he wasn't amply I doubt you know

It's and and like yeah, we went like it for him to know you so well

Yeah literally like he's like I've got a video of him on my phone

Yeah

Literally shows me this video is like that's that he's like is that is that eating the like doing the egg

The part of whatever the egg

Yeah, that was basically inhaled in egg

No, no, I made that I'll the dude

I didn't get any egg in my throat, but I'm man I pushed that so far deep in that man's lungs

Fucking that yoke

It's raining him

What's out of storms abroad

Let me tell you about Ramy birthday

For southe's Queensland

was

Was all right I was told that I was gonna be

All right because I felt it was a little bit more hectic because they were like oh we're gonna have the red bull girls out

And they're gonna be fucking half naked and run around like giving out red bulls and fucking there was there's a DJ there

Who was like playing music but like pretty soft you had to be like in the area to sort of hear it instead of in in the entire workshop

You can sort of hear it so that was all right

We had the fucking

We had like a brewery stand that was selling beers but absolutely gouging everyone and then we had like the

Someone else someone else was selling beers as well, but I think it was part of the workshop

So they were selling them at a very very reasonable price. Yeah, it was just they sort of kept running out of stuff

And they had to keep getting people to like go out and buy like more calls off and bring it back

Which was fine because you know it's cheaper beer

Yeah

But I was tasked with

pushing the billi-cart

This year at the final leg oh dude. Oh, have I told you about the billi-carts?

I have yeah, yeah, I think it is

So I was the last leg to push the billi-cart and it was basically to push it into the finish line, right?

Nice, how you

Dude, I got told

10 minutes before we were like supposed to fucking do this that we we had

These guys that our ace knows

They're like it's matstone racing

Right

They're actual V8 V8 super car racing team

actual professional V8 super car racing team knows our ace

And by proxy now knows all of our workshop

And and we would like getting on the piss with them and fucking you know Paul

Still in dumb shit

That's awesome. They start up their car really fucking loud

They they brought their cars like you know the V8 super cars and they were rubbing the fucking shit out of them and doing like crazy shit

That was fun

sat in that thing that's fucking hectic holy shit is it deep man to sit one of those things was like you're like this

Yeah, it's fucking nuts

Anyway

They're two mechanics

Bob and bow

fucking yeah, absolute fucking legends

2020 and 19 years old

Yeah, and they are both lead mechanics

on the V8 super cars

What the fuck

So so fucking cool these guys have absolutely live and breed this shit and and it shows because

When they were like trying to start the car at one point it wasn't like going on and then immediately they'd just like

Do this but a little and they just sort of like

zipped around the car

Turned on some switches and jiggled some pipes and chill at that and immediately started up like they just they just know shit

It's so fucking yeah

anyway

They were taking over for me and this other dude to run the last leg oh

And so we jeed them up and we're like dude you'll see this billi-car it has wings on it

You need to fucking find it because we have wings we have drones so we know that's our billi-car looks like a small drone

They fucking like

We're pulling them up and we're like all right cool you guys stand here

We'll stand up there and we'll let you know when it's coming right

And then we see him like start off and they start like coming down the hill and they're like

Oh, everyone else is sort of waiting where we are and no one's waiting where they are and we're like

Bob, Bob get the fuck up here, how are the fuck up?

And they're like, hmm, they start like you know

Sivy Shuffler and you know walking car and stuff like no me five of the fuck up cunts

Fucking let's go you know scream at these two dudes and they start like oh okay sweet the start running

They come up and they're on the track

Yeah, these cars stop fucking peeling around this this corner

Bob the bigger older one

Almost gets fucking taken out he like dogs out of the way gets out fucking

Okay, cool he notices okay, there's there's cars on the fucking track and they're moving it quite fast

That's nuts. We see the fucking

The our one coming up and it's like I think it's like fourth at this point of fifth

And we're like that's the fucking one the one with the wings we're like screaming at him and they're like

Bose

Bose fucking like twisted around is like

And sprints out jumps over one of the billi-carts takes out one other dude

That's trying to fucking push and fucking like dives in on our car and starts like fucking palminate

They both ran really fucking well

So well that we got from I think because we were

Fifth or sixth of that point we got fourth

Then the only reason we didn't get fucking third was because they blocked us and the first and second cards

I've been engineered by fucking like

Racing teams

They cheated and yeah and they keep wasn't like the fucking aerospace department or some should it was like

It was done like with like ultra light materials it has like these really

Yeah, dude

The strongest that light is possible 110% it was done exactly like that like they've made it with like

shopping

With like well-known big wheels

It's like a you know like the hand trolley wheels you know like the box box trolleys

Yeah, it's those wheels but we've got four of them and we punt them up really hard

So like you know be the uh you know less friction sort of shit

But like man when we show the borrow yeah dude yeah

I was about um yeah no dude it was fucking it was hectic because like watching these two dudes in like

skinny jeans and like tight black shirts fucking

Like pushing this card as fast as they fucking could that was that was very funny

And then yeah afterwards we just like shout them in drinks and fucking um did some cool shit they got us to like

They were they got as you know anyone that wanted to step up to do like tire changes like see how quickly they could get

On and off a tire sort of shit yeah and um

Hey, what it's it's pretty fucking like

It's it's not as involved but they're really stupid quick at it. Yeah, obviously like that's their job to sort of be like

You know that's and you know ties back on get back on the track and drive really fast yeah um

It is one

Not

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's one single

And it's like an RC car

And like the

Fucking thread for it is so coarse that it is impossible to like thread it you cannot thread it wrong

That's why as soon as they've got like the gun on it they're just

Like zippin it back like back on as hard as they possibly can

And the the way they're like rattle guns are and chill like that you don't have to like good

You just it's like

And that's it you just like good literally is it stops

Like two other dogs

Two huggers two other dogs maybe

But yeah dude that was sick I got me I got me you know try that it was pretty sick but um yeah

Fucking that sounds pretty good, man

It was there was a lot of cool shit that was going on yeah

Um, I really wish they had done burnouts that would have been sick

Um and we were trying to GM up to like do some doys and uh fucking be at supercar

But they're like we can't we can't do it

I was like cowards. Oh, I was like I just don't really like we're old as well like you're a coward, man jumping there

Fucking cow. We were fucking like jaynawops. Yeah literally

The army asking you to do burnouts in our fucking facility you're a coward

You're gonna tell me that you can't do it you're a bitch

I'm the one who allows you to do with a cow

Oh man, that's funny

But that's uh that's pretty much fucking it. No, the only thing I've got left now is um

Offfundling off we're taking them out to a obstacle course on Friday

We're taking about like the day that this comes out the very next day

We're taking them to this obstacle course

Tomorrow yeah because we filmed this we recalled this live

Yeah, yeah, every time

So when if you listen to this as it's released

This is live right now that's what it says up in the corners of what we're looking at here

Yeah, oh, this one right here

It's just looking at it definitely not a not a line through it in grayed out. It's definitely red and on

Yeah

Yeah, um, but yeah, we've got to take him back to uh, right in sub one at canongra. That's right

I've done sub one everyone that knows what that is yeah get ready for some worries um

Yeah

Um, but yeah, no, we're gonna go and take him through the obstacles there

It looks it looks pretty tame, but like we've got to make it look warry and so we're just gonna fucking

Rar charge at it and be angry and you know, you know, it's real fast

I'm kind of I'm not fast about it. It's it's gonna be easy. I'm just gonna run an obstacle course

But they're probably gonna see it that's the thing is like yeah, they don't see it every day and they're just gonna be like oh man

Sick I get to climb a rope and cross a bridge and I've got to jump over this barboard fence

This is way harder than it looks. Yeah, yeah, so you know

That's gonna be fun. That's gonna be watching watching them have like lots of fun. I think that's a lot of fun

Well, that's like um like you watch like yeah fucking

Content creators like Magnus Mipro and shit like that. Yeah, they do these like army fucking ones with it like I'm going to go

You know, do an obstacle course in oh, yeah, this army and there's always just a few army people there and they just

They're just doing their job, you know what I mean like they just hang it out and like the

Whoever's doing it with them they're always fucked

They're like oh, it's like and I can understand why being someone who is like getting fit. They're not fit

Right like I'm getting there, but I'm not there. Yeah, yeah, that would suck an obstacle course if I did it right now

Fucking die

That I've almost died on the one in an ogre. It's very very you know, there's there's a there's a rope bridge

But it's got like wooden planks. They're quite spaced out and I'll tell you what if you miss

You just fall

You just fall this and hopefully not die, but will die because it's just rocks

So yeah, um, but yeah, no, it's fucking sick. Okay, I actually can't wait to watch them like do that sort of fun stuff because like

I'm I'm hoping I'm really hoping that they'll have the bear pit like filled with water

And you do just jump in and you go

When you get back up and you're running and then you're just really wet and then

You have to keep running

Yeah, dude. Oh man, gotta be a lot of food man. Hopefully Friday's gonna be like 30-40 degrees. Oh

Yeah, oh, I'm sure

I'm so sorry

You know what I really hope that bear pit full

Friday is cold. It's gonna be like a free day for the American. Oh god. Yeah, I think I think I'll have a half day

Dude, I'm fucking if I'm driving down to like, you know, first thing in the morning, growing down to the coast

Fucking they're all day. I'm not leaving until at least eight nine o'clock on Thursday morning

To start coming back home and I'm counting all those hours that I'm working over and I won't be working Thursday

So Friday's gonna be a ride off

I'm calling tomorrow my Friday is what I'm doing fair

Fair enough and I'm riding the rest of the week off

Dude, I'm I wish I could do this. I've got someone to work. Oh, no, I've got so much work to do

But I'm just gonna like I'll get what I absolutely need to get done. Mm-hmm. Everything else. I don't absolutely need to get done. I can done

I dig that. I like it. Yeah

Oh, oh, oh, oh, absolutely this week

Absolutely not doing as much as I need to

I cannot be fucked

Yeah, anyway, I think that's me. I don't think I have too much else to

I'm just I've just been trying to I've just been trying to find a fun game to play. Oh my gardens grown

Actually, I haven't done any garden up there. It's obviously yeah, all I post about some health slant shift, but um

Oh my gardens garden real good, man. I got some big ultimatus girl

I think it's a cany-play or cucumber or something okay

Because it's hard because pumpkins cucumbers are cany's they roam off the same sort of way

But you don't know until it starts to like flower and I'm still a fucking idiot, so I don't know what it is

Still very new

And in the technical term for it is is idiot okay big dumb

Big dumb idiot, okay

Now no, so I have my dude I got jalapeno plants three of my seeds

They're doing it

The three out of three like 50 that I planted are doing it. Yes, dude. Yeah, so I'm gonna have three jalapeno plants

Yep, very keen for them. Yeah, help

I've got we've got some snow peas we've got some lettuce. We tried beetroot and they all died

I think all the rain that came through they were still very small and they got drunk

I am bagged by the one yeah, yeah, no gardens go pretty good

It's pretty happy with that. I'm excited to eat my tomatoes

Big fendin tomatoes

I occasionally snack on my strawberries in the garden. They're delicious dude. However, sure where is

No pesticides. I just wanted a bun of them

You know, I'm like genuinely. I think about it. I'm like I just wanted a bun of fresh fruit

Wouldn't it be would it be too crazy to say you've got a nice big color-bond fence there, right?

Couldn't you just hang like a whole heap of pots of strawberries? Good

Yeah, but obviously that's that's a lot of down payment on stuff that might not work

Yeah

So I just put it in whatever I find

We've I've got like these

Retainable bricks I think is what they actually are but we've used it to like block the bottom of the house off because we're instead

So I got the bottle the house off the mix of like

Yeah, if I can chicken wire and a bunch of other shit to stop the blue sea from getting under the house

And I was like well, they're like little pot plants. So I'll just fill them with dirt as well

I've heard these fucking retainable blocks of dirt

That's where my jalapenos are growing and the ones that are growing the best are growing in those

Um, and the simple ones or whatever so I'm not moving them and I've because I put them in heaps of different places and they're not growing anywhere else

That's awesome. Yeah, so I'm like well, it's wickery. You're staying there. You ain't moving

And that's where you go

So get my jalapenos gone and put it in there. I have no idea how long it takes for jalapenos to grow a bit

Have you still got like a million radishes? No, I either ate them or threw the rest in it

Holy shit, I actually when you were posting but there was so many

There was so many do deal so many I know

I tried I tried to eat as many as I could. There was too many

So many radishes

Like not a positive like planted so many. Yeah, yeah, I planted 500 seeds and I think they all sprouted

And then you're like I've got a move

I planted 120 of them. Yeah, and they all grew

Yeah

God damn, that is one of the plants that grows the fastest and easiest, yeah, yeah, which is really cool

But like spicy that's all it is. Yeah, spicy and beetroot and

Good in small doses for me. Yeah, I'm not a big fan

No, but like if you slice them real thin and put them in a salad, they're delicious

Yeah, it's just this little like bittery spiciness to the salad

Flaker flavor

Yeah, it's good they're real good in a salad and that's what I will always bring radishes for

In my gardens in the future

I will couple radishes and there's different types of radishes in the ship

This is the thing like so many different things that you can do with all these different

And I'm like I just want to and abundance of fresh fruit conventional name

Just wanted a button of it

Now I just want to eat a lot of it

Fresh from the garden I'm gonna roll care there. It's gonna rinse off a whole bunch of strawberries and just put them all in the mouth

Yeah, yeah blackberries fucking

Dude, I'm gonna go

Did I tell you about the the Kiwis of blackberries around base

No, oh yeah, you did yeah, you told me yeah, you told me that started like a few weeks

I don't know dude with the guy in the blackberry and the fucking driving

And then the longer the driving's like I need to drive me here so I can pick back

Yeah, I'm gonna need to pull it out here

Yeah, yeah, just about here we'll do

Yeah, stand out the shark grass in blackberries

Who do you want some whiteberries?

Yeah, my old blackberries, all Kiwis, I'm gonna go some Kiwis

Oh dude, I gotta be fucking soon

Can I just tell you something? I fucking um

This arvo Kim so Kim was doing a like uh fucking uni stuff. She had like a glass on. I totally forgotten about it

She's like yeah from 430 to 630 I'm gonna be doing this this you know her class or uni stuff where she literally has to make

um a graphic

uh representation of music

Um, it's it's that piece of paper right there

Um, give me just give me one second. I've been my jocks

So I'm not putting on pants

I'm awesome, it's fucking hot

Check this out

So this is a graphic scale of like

some sort of interpretation of music

But like I want to show you the stuff that like Kim was showing me

Where it's like this is how music can be interpreted

And like shown sort of shit

Look at this

What the fuck is this?

That is a graphic representation of like the blue up here

Blue is a food stop so if you see a blue x that's a food stop

And then does it say spoon on pot?

Uh yeah, yeah, and then you got some

Some uh him noises?

Yeah, some humming and then a clap and stuff like that

And then there's also like other stuff like oos and ars and

It's a sound scape and basically I asked I asked it

I was like how how do you read this and she's like I don't know

And then I was like pull put a thin thin how do you get through all this

And she's like I would have thought you would have read it like top down

And then and but like it doesn't make sense to follow why the the sort of moves like it does you know what I mean

I think I think it makes sense like it's like a trail right

It's a road it's a road I get to it's a road

I looked at this and I was like it's someone's fortifying a mountain scape to like against a fucking like a landing party

Yeah look it yeah yeah this is this is deliberately

D-Day

This is like D-Day obviously yeah

Oh my god this is this is fortifications for the beach

This is fucking German one one plant

Yeah man it's fucking nuts it's like oh yeah so we need a little more bar boy here

We'll put you in the game

We'll put you in some drag and stuff right here

Oh man just hectic sh*t man

Yeah so I thought I'd show you that because um

Dude I'm fucking just quickly I'll leave a monument to the music

I'm um

Fucking playing music for the oldies and the Christmas parade thing

Oh that's pumping up that's that's going ahead

That one yes what are you gonna hit on the fight I'm gonna play a couple songs um

Sex on fort there's no um

I'm rolling around

Is that sex on fort um yeah that's Kingsley on

Yeah yeah um no it's a Frankie Valley song um

Can't I take my eyes off of you okay

But there's a guy who did a cover of it and it is

Can't take my eyes off of you Frankie Valley that's what the actual song is

But it's the Joseph Vincent cover very nice and uh it's a bit of time for me to sing in

So I prefer that yeah I played that and probably in the country road

Because it's a good one all the oldies know it

Yeah I can play a lot of that sh*t man you play country road and they're like

Ah! A lot of this song

Yeah it's there's a lot of songs that they'll just hit with it

Like a lot of Bob Dylan like if you find any like Bob Dylan songs

F*cked dude I've tried to remember that old like

Country singer but like he did like some really good shot

I love it

I love Slim Dusty dude

Yeah you do some slim dusty you do some Beatles

You do some Rolling Stones you know

I love Slim Dusty

Stuff that works on acoustic just you

What's old country so you know you know like these are people born and

Rade out in the country yeah yeah so a lot of slim yeah a lot of we sell great slim

Dusty's birthday every year yeah I love that I do that

It is it is everyone rocks up with the flanty on

Yeah and his birthday is in winter so it's like it works

Because I actually wore my flanty to work without realizing that a slim Dusty's birthday

Oh there you go

And I was like was he going to flanty

I was like I usually just woke up with a flanty

I just wore flanties I love them

And then I was just like why is everyone wearing a flanty?

Slim Dusty birthday to it it's like oh I do that

Yeah you're wrong it is

Yeah of course I do that that's why I'm wearing a flant

flant in the literature

I've just been wearing it because it's really miss the bloke

I love flannas

And I love slim dusty

Is it the other one?

I was just like in silence

I was like oh yeah

Or you hear his town with no beer playing on the table

Yeah yeah yeah

Yeah oh man

You know he made like so many songs about Gundawindi

He made like so many songs about Gundawindi

Yeah it's ridiculous

I don't I genuinely don't know some Dusty that well

That's fair neither the one honestly to be fair with him

Not an artist that I listen to

Girl not

Yeah I know my dad knew enough to like play

To play some like do exactly what you're doing

Play some country songs in a country town

Sort of think to like to get everyone on your side

So that when you play something that's a little bit more bluesy

They're like they're not gonna immediately throw bottles at you

Yeah

That's all you need to do

Yep

God damn

That's that's the 10th of the 9th

Yeah

But um

Yeah that's

Man

Tell me about music sir

You should play some

Yeah you should play some red-out chili peppers

Right

Rise

Some like blood sugar sex

Sex magic

Dude man there's like heaps that I'd love to play

And I'm like and there's a lot that I know just off the cast

Like I don't need the you know fucking there

So like I just know quite a few songs

Yeah

And like they wouldn't know single fucking one

Yeah but you could bash them out bro you could just be like sending it

Yeah

I was just enjoying the playing the guitar for you

It was a song that I thought about from

We're not gonna talk about it

From

Somebody that will be talking about every song

But there was a song from him that I was like real canon playing

And I was like I can't do that

I really can't do that

But um

Yeah

Unless you got anything else what I'm saying

I don't

Let's get into the album of the Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee Wee

We'll actually for reverb on this

We sure will see

You know what I will

We will

I'll record

Yeah I will

I'll record album of the week

And then I'll be able to do it

Yeah cool

Just add delay effect

To it

All right

In reverb

That's actually very that's heaps easier

We want to do it one more time

What do we want to be saying

We just say album of the week

We're going to say it together

Right

I'm sure

Three

Two

One

What

This is my record

It is

You know

Let's go

This week

This week we listen to

The Lonely Islands

Total Make and Chain

Total Mac and Chain

Sipping on a light beer

Yeah

My mic sounds good

Check one

My mic sounds good

Check two

And did you realize like looking at this

That that has

3,700

Shrooms on

Spotify

That is the my mic

Oh yeah

Fuck what are they called

It was not even a

Like it was

It didn't even call the biscuit

But it's literally just called my mic

It goes for 22 seconds

Yeah

Sorry

Anyway we listen to Total Mac and Chain

What's your thoughts

What do you

It's

It's got the weird parts in it

Like the

Fowlcore versus the Treywood

Classy biscuit

You know

And watch me do me sort of stuff

There's

But

There's

What do you do is

That

He is so

Fuck

And

And like

You know

There's

The

You know

My mic and stuff like that

Especially

Some of the songs

are just like

It's

Not aged well

Not

Not aged well

They're just super crass

And put the thing is like

It's a side of the time

But then

Timeless

Classics

In the album

It's a

Shry body

Sounds so nice

The actual song

Dude

Sounds lit

I don't care what the lyrics are

Mother

It's a

Dude

Mother

Love

And

Fucking

That's what it is

It's all

Gavin

God is

Dang

He is

Dude

Dang

He is

Everything God

There's

Good song

Yeah

It's a good song

And listening to

Michael

Bolton

Fucking

Absolutely

Panned out

Dude

Jack Sparrow

Because of the rest of it

Sounds really

Really

Fucking good

It's such a good song

Big man

It's like

There is really good

It rocky

The dumbest song

And the

But

It's not the dumbest one

But

It's pretty dumb

I still need man

Yeah

Sick beat

Yeah

I thought it was good

Exactly

Yeah

But

The

Hop

It's

There's a lot of

Look

There's all dumb shit

Yeah

And like you said

It's a sign of the time

It's like

Peak

Fuckery

YouTube

Prankster

Yeah

Error

Sort of

Music

You know what I

I mean

Also

If you look at the features

In the album

They got

Acorn

Michael Bolton

Snoop Dogg

Rihanna

Justin Simba-Nake

Timba-Nake

Timba-Lake

Nicki Minaj

And

Santa Gold

I actually don't make

Santa

Santa Gold

I have no idea

I don't make it

This album

Makes me

I don't know

You know

Do you remember the

Band called

It was like

With the

The

Exclamation

Mark 3

And they did that like

Song with Katy Perry

And it was

Yeah

You know

This is

The

The sign of like

That same sort of time

Katy Perry was big

But she was also

Missing

Metro Station

Yeah

With like

Shanked

And fucking

Shank Shank

I think this was also

At the same time

When

I was never that

Fucking

Band

That did

The song called

Things

That

Rhyme with Orange

You know

That metal core band

That was

Yeah

Just

Scremo

There was also

We butter

Our bread with butter

Sort of

Star

Dude

Fucking love them

Man

But like

I fucking love that band

Dude

I love it man

You know

I've got an Exist

So you just fucking open

I don't listen to them

Tonight

But yeah

There were heaps of bands

At the time

That were like

Doing the whole

Scene

Music

You know what I mean

Scene

Emo stuff

Yeah

There was no

There was no like

Real Rhyme or Rees into it

But it was

It was

How to capture

High school

As imagination

Sort of band

And

I think

On one end of the spectrum

Obviously you had the absolute screamo

Emo

Fucking

You know that sort of stuff

But on the other side of the fence

You had

Katy Perry

Fucking

The Lonely Island

You had

These

Like groups that

Could pull

Pull out

Funny stuff

Yeah

And

At the time

Just like LMFAO

Super like catchy

Super

Super fucking catchy

Obviously

Lonely Island didn't sort of

Hit the same levels

But to have

A massive backing from like

Huge artists

Like Nicki Minaj

Yeah

Like Rihanna

Like Snoop Dogg

Justin Timberlake

Like all of these

And such

Songs as well

You know what I mean

Right

Like to convince these

Michael Bolton

To convince him

To come on as like

I'm just

I just watched

Parts of the Caribbean

For the first time

Yeah

And I'm gonna write everything about

Captain Jack Sparrow

Yeah

Also

Just adding some like

Scarface references

Yeah

Like just a lot of like

What was the other one?

For a scump

That's right

There's just like heaps of

Like they had really good comedy

They have really good

Like timing

If you

If you look at their movies

Like Hot Rod

You watch Hot Rod

It's funny

I can love Hot Rod man

It is like one of my favorite movies

Like I said

I gave it to someone

Just for the joy of knowing

That he would get to experience

I'll go for the first time

Yeah

So the season was like

Have you seen this before?

They're like

Oh no

I was like

Just take

Just take it

My favorite

I want good money

My favorite scene is

When he's talking to

What's his name?

Dave

Dave is talking to Rod

And it's like

What do you have like

What's wrong with your face

And it's like

So is that work

And my friend told me

He said

He asked me a photo through this acid

And I said

No man, I can't do acid

That is like

Okay

I thought my sister said

So I did acid

So I did the acid

And then

And then I went home

And I worked on my bench grinder

And the damn thing

Just flew up and hit me

You fucking think it stuck in this poor head

Yeah

Oh man

Fuck

That's the best

The thing just flew up and hit me

Forever always remember

To the part where

Fuck is it

Rod goes down the

The hill

And like

Scratches when she was real bad

Yeah

And they all turn

And what's her name

Turns as well

Eyes of

Fisher or whatever

Oh yeah

Whatever

I don't come in really

Names in the fucker thing

But she turns

Because she didn't even know

What she was turning for

So she turns smiling and laughing

And they bring it up in the director's carpentry

They're like

Yeah, she actually had no idea

Everyone else was like

You know what I mean

And then she turned and smiled

And we just

No one could take we used

This is not the take we used

That's so cool

That's like this little shit

Dude, such a good movie

Damn, my God, it's church every Sunday

You know, the brink of demons out in me

Oh man

This is almost

I would say

Almost

Daily

Quotes

At the workshop

Yeah

That's it

It sees hot rod quotes

Every almost daily at the workshop

And if it's

If it's not that

It's

Other just random stuff

But like

Anyways, always hot rod

Let's bring it back

Let's bring back to the album

I enjoy it

Yeah

I can see myself listening to certain parts

Is like

Like I'll listen to "Model Over" again

Because it's such a banger, dude

And they're definitely certain times

To listen to certain tracks

I just had sex

Should be listened to

At least

Just after having sex

Like at least just after having sex

If not just before you're about to finish

Jaxman is actually quite a good one

I'm not gonna lie

Yeah, you can listen to that sort of

But it's a thing of like

There's a lot of contextual songs

Like to be played at times

You can't just whip out

Fucking

Trouble on dukey oil

And

Not fucking

You know what I mean

Are we not on the ground?

Yeah

Because these are meant for certain situations

Or not highway

No, yeah

Yeah

No homo

You can pull these songs out

When required though

And I'm glad they exist

Because they have their specific moments

Yeah

This album for me

Is an 8.5

Lost

Because there's some songs that carry it

There's just some random things

That Falkour and a Treyu thing

I have no idea what the fuck's going on

And that

That just gives me negative points

But it's like

"Model Over"

It's just something's bringing it back up

Yes

But as soon as you hear

You're like "Oh, I'm dying"

I don't really

And then you just say "Boop, boop, boop, boop"

You just like "Oh, oh, oh, don't! What is it?"

I'm ready to go again

"It is a dog, a guy we got in the other day"

"They gave me a different error"

"The thing that got in the other day"

No, I know it word for word

Fucking a lot

That's all

Well, then

Your view

What's here?

"Dob"

Man

Let's go

I don't know

I mean, I've been reviewing it with you Donald's on anyway

But

What do you think?

I like it

I do like it

It's definitely not a 10

Because there's a lot on it that I don't enjoy

That's the problem

Yeah

If it was just the songs that I did enjoy

And it would still be quite a long album

It would not be 19 songs

That's for fucking sure

But

It would be

Somewhere between 6 and 10

Right?

Like I'll just say easily quickly

Somewhere between 6 and 12

Right?

Okay

It would be a 10

If it was just the songs on it

Right?

Yeah

You're right

The rest of the ones that I sh*t

I just, the Falco

It's a funny joke thing

Watch me do me

It's a funny joke thing

Yeah

But at the end of the day

It negatively impacts the album

Yeah

In a certain way

Like it gets their point across

This is just a dot

This is

This is jockhume

Yeah

You know what I mean

It is like

Because that's what we

Like back in high school man

We love this sh*t

Zedded

Yeah

This was our sh*t man

Every single one on here was like

Yeah

Like the

Watch me do me

Bro

You could

For some

Like just parts of the album

And watch everyone just sort of

Like go along with it

Like immediately and be

And be

Happy that it's happening

Yeah

Literally

You could still join people today

As long as they're around the same age group

Yeah

Of course

You can't just

You know what you try

You know what

Pick

Pick a song out of here

Pick that what's the best song

That you can pick out of here

That you can play in front of the oldies

What would you pick

Man

Could you pick anything

You know what I mean

Could you do it

There's nothing here

That's appropriate to be played

In front of a 90 year old

It has

It's still a nice

Yeah

All right

It's a nice

I work even an A in a half

There's just enough on here that I don't enjoy

That's fair

I fucking love Jack Sparrow

I fucking love Tony

I can change

Star Ronnie is my favorite song on the album

Yeah

Mother Lover is a very close second

And not how much funny

It's a nice

All right

Now they're good

They're we had it

Now that we've finally done

Tonalic and chain from the lonely island

Guess

You know you don't even have to guess

You know exactly where we're fucking go next

Because

This man

has been long

Waiting

And has released

What was this March 17th this year

Yeah

An album

That looks so good on the cover

Dude I'm so keen for this album

That he's made songs

32 minutes 29 seconds

He's named it on top of the covers

It's tea pain

We're listening to tea pain

And it's not a tea pain

That you think it is

That's right

Because he's turned off the other tune

And he's not even known for it

I'd love to keep like

Thrash him about that

But like he's

Only known for the other tune

But he's such a good voice

Oh man

He is literally

I would argue one of the best singers

In like

That's hard

For you some history

Oh okay, right

Yeah like he's right out there man

Can I talk about that

I think like Chris Brown

Like he can sing

Like Usher

He can sing

Yeah

He should like that

Like tea pain

But tea pain

Yeah

Tea can

But

Now

Just just to

I really want to

Like nail this or like send this home

The album is called on top of the covers

And the cover itself

Is tea pain

In a

Bathrobe

A bathrobe

With a rose in his mouth

Lying on a bed

For big covers

With roses

With rose petals

Shabane

Yeah

Everyone that's listening right now

Should look

For this album

This is

This is a proper good album

And it's full of

It's

Tea pain

Covers

He's covering

Covering songs

One of the songs

Bangers

Dude

When we seen

When I sang Warpix

Yeah

And

I'd do

That song's gonna really

Hit for me a lot

But there's

There's

Don't stop believing

By Jury

That's a huge one

I'm gonna stop

For the

There's

Stay with me

That's

Sam Smith

Yeah

And

I want to

It's his rendition of it

And it's

Dude

The fucking

The thing is that

What I want to say about Warpix is

The

Fucking

I don't want to give like

The review now

But like

The

Church organ

The organs

It's not even

It's like

The ruins that he just wrote

Yeah, man

You know what?

Let's just leave it over

Let's

Yeah

This is

32 minutes and

30 seconds of

And I'll take the longs to listen to this

On top of the covers

Everyone jump on this

Next week

Hmm

Yeah

And next week I'll be on leave, baby

Hi, hi, hi, hi

Nice

I'm on leave in like

Three weeks

And two

Two three weeks

I'm going to try and do this

Because I don't know if I page off

And they're fucking

They're a little chat that we have

I think I read it

I don't know if I did or not

But I'm going to attempt

Fucking stream

Yeah

Every day I can

On leave

I've got five weeks

Five weeks of just

Every night

Streaming

Could be a couple of hours

Whatever it is

You know

Yeah

And that's all the way

You know what? We

The thing that we show away

From is doing a short stream

We should just stream

We get the fuck

Yeah

And that's what I'm like

This is like my idea of making money

And I don't want to make that much money

I don't want to need money

I don't want to need it

I just want to be able to pay my phone bill

And like

Repair my computer when it needs to be repaired

You know what I mean

That's all I want man

Oh when it is just enough

It's a fruit

And a whole lot of strawberry plants

Yeah

Yeah man

And it's like more fruit than I could ever eat

That's very fair

Yeah man

All right so

Lonely I wasn't into tea pan

On top of the covers

Tea pan

Commonature

On top of the covers

He's on top of the covers

And it looks good

Yeah

I'm keen

It's beautiful

Can you reckon that's it?

I'm done

I'm done as well

On my eyes are slowly shutting because this one is so fucking bright

Yeah

I'm just gonna send it

Send it

Thank you so much

The listening

Yeah

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