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Hello, it is I it is Blake Benley

How are we doing? How we going well it's after a minute?

You know after a little bit of time that's passed up the out of month

Just a little little bit of time almost a month

It was a month where we're back. Hello

How you been? It's yeah and the what a month

Technically, we didn't leave the the time in between us talking just got a little bit long right I was completely absent

for

Over the over the cycle of two weeks and then the week before we just just for a quick

Yeah, yeah, yeah, what happened? I was away for over the cross of the course of two recording periods

So we couldn't actually record

and then

The the previous week we were I was just absolutely

But stuffed full of someone

I was just like big sad sleepy boys, so I was just like hey, man

Hey, man, we'll do it next week and then next week did not happen

And then the week after that definitely didn't happen. Yeah, didn't

Did not happen, but look we're back we're here. Hello. Yeah, so deal with it. We're we're back in your in your ebils where

Speaking directly to your brain

Rod is through through fucking

I don't know whatever sources we use but um, hey, be man. It has been like said. It's been a long month

I was like just real quick. Yeah, just lots of sickness

Yeah, I heard

Family just always sick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was every week

It was literally every week for a month

You know what you don't have to like write as soon as I left to go I feel

Um, I told Kim. I was like hey look call me like let me know because that they'll get in touch with me

The guys that are running my thing will get in touch with me and say hey, you know fam six sort of stuff

Um, I told her straight up. I was like, you know, you let him know so that you can if you need me

I can get out and it any time and I'm like you know how nudge nudge wink wink get me out of here fucking ace up

and um literally the first night that I was gone

um, they all got like super colds

Yeah, for the next for the next like more than a week

Um, and the first night I think it was the first or second night maverick through an entire fucking

filled water bottle at Quinn's eye

Like just launched it like he was a quarter back straight into it

Every black eye for over a week um, and my surprise when I came home fucking Quinn's just like

Hey, dad's that

Yeah, like

I should never have left

But yeah, I should never let it because I really wanted to see that happen as it must have been one hell of a throw

Put um, yeah, that's what I'm dead. As soon as you leave or plan to do anything everything we got to shit

Yeah, um, which is just the law of the universe. That's how it happens

That's not Murphy's law. That's just that's fucking law of the jungle baby

Yeah, fuck it out just the rules around here the lay of the land um

I was how is your three weeks

Yeah, look it's like it's like it's just not just family sickness just lots of family sickness

Yeah, just uh lots of work in that

Then that was like it oh, yeah, okay

That's pretty much it other than like obviously all the fucking pal sunshine shit going on but like

Yeah, I don't I don't like dude. It's just so much and I don't really want to get into it because I'm too tired

But fair enough fair enough I should be way more because I have been so asked for a can of it

Yeah, if you follow me on social media, you see me it's okay. Yeah, that's it

I'm you know what first episode back

We're not talking about it right now. We're not talking about it because we've got we've actually got quite a lot to go through

um

Being being away for so long and we've been listening to the biggest artist uh in the world

And there's news about her too. Oh, you've got news better?

Did you not know what happened?

Can we save it? Can we save it? Yeah, we could like pull that little card out a little later. Oh, like it

Let me let me tell you let me break down my last three weeks. Yeah go on tell me

Let me just break it down now. I don't want to hear get a sub one up y'all

from anyone

in these comments

because my god that I hear it enough

uh over the over the last eight weeks um, I'm fine done with course. Uh, I'm very promotable

Um, please look at me look at me look at me. I'm sort of shit um

That that's all I got at the at the like little graduation ceremony that they do

I didn't realize it was going to be a whole big thing where they have like

You'll form up in Polly's and march around and go

I'm important and and like because usually every course I've ever done

besides when I

marched out of the trade school

And now this course

It's literally just been uh, okay cool you guys are done. Thank you so much for coming um, you know

Go go home now. That was it. Yeah

These these

Like call like a sub one in my trade school was like you you fucking get dressed up

And you carry a gun and you do ceremonial fucking drill with a gun and it's like wowsers

I um

I'm I was well over that

I don't know because we had to do so much like practice and I know it's like such a win

You just have to practice doing like drill and july that

That was that was the back end of like

The three weeks the front end of the three weeks was just getting like

How to dig a pit

How to make the right fire lanes when you're you know attempting to kill enemy sort of shinn

all of these like tactics and strategies on how to

Like just do so much. Yeah, and I paid so much of that shit off because

The middle part of the two of the three weeks

The second week some would call it um

I had such a good time outfield

And it's such a good time outfield dude

There was like because I don't go fielded the last time I went field was like five fucking years ago man

Other than I kept I wouldn't even cost that was not

Yeah, that was fucking luxury man. That was glamping at its finest man. Yeah, yeah, yeah

That was so good but like other than that man, I hadn't been I hadn't been filled in five years

Yeah, and so like literally getting back out there and being like okay guys you're gonna take up a defensive position here

And this is gonna be your like pits that you're gonna dig out and then here's the command thing and and you just like

Ah, sick. We got gats. We got like smoke grenades. We got sim grenades. We got fucking um he's ammo

We got fucking these tubes that they they're they're um

Like recoilless rifles so they're basically rocket launchers

But there were no rockets also they were Sims

So they were like they were just tubes

So we had to carry those heavy things around

Um and we got claymels, but they were also not real

So we just carried around heavy fucking claymels. They would literally fill the cement

Yeah, that was really annoying the aren't but other than that it was like

It was fun it was it was hey, what are we gonna do today dig pit? Okay, also let's go on dig pit

There's like

dig pit

fight notional bad people and and shoot rounds and walk around and and

practice

Like leading a section that's all it really was that's what it all really balled down to that's all they wanted to

One of us to really tick off on was

Can you make a snap decision and it doesn't matter if it's right or wrong in a you have to make a quick decision

Uh and stick to it and back it up and have some sort of reasoning as to why you do

it unless and and you'll only need reasoning if it was like a bad move

Which a lot of people made dude. I shot civilians

Because the second at the time was like okay at this point um if this car crosses this line

You know shoot them and I was like okay

And you know and I was I was supposed to make contact this car was fucking rolling up

And you put it your hand you say they'd stop they're at least a hundred meters away

And then they they like pick up speed and I'm like oh they're gonna try and hit me or something like that

And I was like just like you know walking towards them just stop stop stop

I still go around and then you know it kept saying stop stood in front of the car

um

It got to like

20 maybe 15 meters away

And if it's if it's going even 40k's an hour

Yeah still still makes you go

you know

And um I had a gunner to my right and and I just had a star and jill of that and we both were just like he's got

Close enough um he's not stopping and he's probably gonna hit me so we shot him and then

Uh, fuck it

The the guy running the the the the show you know the the the whole play

And if you will he was like he came up to the the side seat and he's like you guys are revived um

We'll just make it out that they shot the car and now the car's disabled and and the guys are just like

Okay cool

Dead alive

Oh we don't have to deal with the consequences of reactions excellent

Yeah, boss

Like it was it's it's those are the type of like because it was a snap decision of like

From because I was being told what to do sort of thing so it was like um

She said at the time if they get past this line shoot him I let him go well past that line to almost hitting me

Yeah, it in an exercise. No, like I don't think they would actually hit me. They had full control the car

but like

You know, we just did what we were told was like okay, this is this is her decision

It's to shoot him and we shot him and then they work back up again

So they explain like why they were driving towards you why they weren't stopping um

so

In this in this role-playing thing. Yeah, so this in reality this is two like no, I know in reality grunts in the like roleplay

Did they have a reason or were they just

They were just like two CVs driving on a range or shit. No, so there was a there was a work request that was getting put over the radio

so they would have like the guy would be like

Uh, you know, there's a work request for you up

And then it's like, yeah, cool. We'll take that whatever

what she had forgotten to do was forgotten to

rub pretty much forgotten the entire work request for these CVs to come onto the range and go to the grenade range and fix it

Right, that was there that was their job and and this was the scenario that they put you in

Yeah, yeah was that she forgot to tell you that these two were covered in well

Yeah, she actually forgot she had actually forgotten

Oh, so she was meant to tell you she was actually so so in all of the decisions that she made she forgot to tell us of

Well, she forgot to remember if that makes sense

She just forgot that there was a work request in in the midst of like so many other things happening like someone

falling over and

Negligently discharging their weapon like fell over and then a rango's bang and then they fall over and they go

Oh, I'm alright and then you have to like deal with what you would do

Ah with someone that fucking

Negligently discharges their weapon and you go I will take administrative action and we'll clear their weapon and we'll check and we'll send it to an armor to make sure that the gun is actually fine sort of shit

Yeah, that was that was a holy shit, but um

Yeah, just just some of these like QTEs quick decision exercises were like

Okay, you're just walking it's just walking around and then

You'll hear over the radio you have incoming

Indirect fire

You have less than a minute to move and then and then I'd be like hey guys we're about to get boneless run

And it's like

Just literally just run

But yeah, that's that's the kind of shit. It's it was it was really fun. I told the I told the guy

The the guy that was running it. I was like hey man because he's a he's a ramey dude as well

He was a he's a medal smith so he's he literally is a wilder and so he was like he looked at me and he's like oh ramey brothers

I'm loving yeah, you know like same cool best friends

Yeah, I told him I was like bro

I want you to like lay it on so thick. I want you to like

Absolutely give me some hard shit like go fucking nuts like make the scenario as wild as possible

And he's like don't worry. I've had you sorted since I knew you were on

Okay

I was like make sure it's done. I mean turn it up to 11 sort of dumb shit

He's like oh yeah, don't worry about that

Like it was supposed to be like

we're getting

Mortars and then we have to run and then we're sort of like high

Heart rate, you know, we're all sort of just like amped up. We're keep running. We run into a minefield

This is what was supposed to happen. We were supposed to run into a minefield

A couple of dudes were supposed to die like notionally die and then I was supposed to be able to

I get them chasifact or get that one person like fixed up chasifact and then we were gonna push on

and

Get ambushed from the right in a creek line. What ended up happening was fucking we got mortared

We were running and then I called up like a little short like how you let's stop here and so I can talk to you

It's called a harbour

and um harbour up

And this dude at one of our gunners just fucking like he reckoned so this is what he said

He said i was running it was fine nice cool air on my face

As soon as I stopped it was like someone opened an oven boy in my face

And he just fucking went

He just like went forward and just yeah

H-shit and so we like flipped him over and we'll fucking like strip him up

We stripped him off in like

Under a minute and we're splashing water on him and like getting him all cooled down and chill out

Um which was really you know what it's fucking i tell you what heat injuries

Super scary

Yeah

Super like you've got to get that person like cooled down and yeah and not fucking dead because he he injuries

Dude they're fucking you get heat stroke. It's like one in five

Yeah

Get heat like uh sorry get uh brain damage or something or die

Yeah it's fucking nuts

So I was like no not having it online

I don't care how much fun this is

I'm gonna fucking oh first aid is save a life

I know

Yeah look I don't want to waffle on too much about it

That's right I've been 15 minutes

I've had it before you too because look honestly

My fucking three weeks has just been like dude it's just

I cannot talk about like all the shit going on in

Do you do want to get like dude

It's just it's so much it's so much

Like I've got into the point of like these crazy conspiracy theories of like going back before

Pre-Jesus

I want to hear some like some red hot conspiracy because I know you're I know you're I know you love it

I mean look I love the conspiracy dude I'm so cool with I love them

Yeah look I do love me good conspiracy

Okay all right look I'll give you as quick as I can a rundown of what is happening in

Israel

Okay right

Yep from and I'll do my best to make it as as usual as possible but I yeah there's only so much

Yeah okay

There's only so much

Give it to us in in brass tax like the absolute

I'm as in depth as you have to go

With everything that I'm about to say just remember that it's because of the Bible

Yeah okay

So at the end of the day it is because the Bible said something

Yes

So you know if you've heard headlines of how X amount of people dying right and these attacks and this attack it

All because of the Bible okay yep yep yep

That's right

That's right

Uh when people are claiming ownership of things

And they say because the Bible said it's like look today's it's 2023 like

It doesn't work the world don't work like that

You know it gets it to say it's your say it's your say my god said

That this is mine then so you need to leave

You never know their god might be right

Oh dude it's just nuts anyway so um there is a place in

Israel is a state it well it's this is the thing it's just a territory it's an area it's a city

It's a walled-off city

called Peltwald's Gaza right in the West Bank that is Palestine

The argument is is that Palestine doesn't exist

This is the whole argument that Palestine doesn't exist because the Bible only said it a couple times

That's like main that's mainly the argument is that Israel owns

The land because the Bible said it was there's before the Palestinians but we're talking

Hundreds thousands of years earlier so a family who have lived there for like 13 generations

Yeah, it's not their land because the Bible said it was it was Jewish land before them

13 generations these people with 15 16 17 generations these people have lived on this land for yeah

And it's their land

17 generation no one outsoans it and this one Palestinian dude's like hey look

Here's my great great great great great great grandfather's grave sort of thing

Yeah, yeah, but this is my grandfather like from nine nine generations ago. Yeah, yeah, this is his grave

You know and and where I live in the same house he grew up in

Right and then

And then a guy from like

fucking Poland or something

Yeah, you know like

Whose grandfather was Jewish

All right and he goes nah he goes

Oh, thanks so much

We look really good story, but

My story has god in it. Yeah, but I was gifted this land for a budget by god, so

You're gonna have to leave bud and then when they go warm up going to

They go oh you sort of don't got a choice

Yeah, and then they bomb the house anyway

Just it's nuts dude

It's nuts but um

Oh, man, that's the law

The law of the jungle so this is it no no this is this is like the thing with

Um it's because it's because this is how Christianity and Catholic Catholic Catholicism yeah, it's a world

But like Vatican sure that thing is fucking retellation is that the the god is law

and

And before the state

This is like way back like old Christianity, so this is the only thing so

I go on because I think I know what you're gonna say but go on before before that was the state

There was literally just like the church and the church controlled

Everything and the the king

would

Follow what the church said he wouldn't follow what you know the state or his counselors or what the the government that he sort of created would say because the government was

Uh what the government was the church and the church would tell him what to do and they'd be like oh well

I've got to listen up because I'm anointed. I am literally chosen by god. So that that's how it works now that that that's why

What's named king Philip king? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe I believe it's Philip he was

Anointed by god to yeah to be the king just like

Queen Elizabeth the second was anointed by god. Yeah, yeah, and that's that's how it works that's how like

um

I don't know like old that that's fuck that's just how it's works since the dark ages man. Yeah literally even before the dark ages

Yeah, because they were like

The Jesus must exist and this is what happened and here's this really cool book that says everything that happened

And if we follow these tenants

We will see the kingdom of heaven

And that's how one yeah, yeah, the hardest thing was so linking all of this back to israel right

The thing is is that

Orthodox Jewish do not believe that they belong in that land because they don't believe that Jesus was the Messiah right

And they have promised that land would be coming up the Messiah

So who has not come yet

According to orthodox Jewish belief right, so so for israel to say it's our land because the bible says so

But you're not one of the bible's the Torah but yeah, they're not they're not actually going by that

They're just saying you know, they're reading literally the one power it says the land is gifted to them

Like cherry-pecking information. Yeah, and then they've said with the coming of the Messiah and they've said oh well that was Jesus

And then they read no further

Boy, I don't need to read anymore of this this is this is good

Imagine how like

How's that land?

But this is the thing

Reading like Charlie the chocolate factory and you get to the part where like oh you see all of Charlie's like family just laying in bed

And then he gets a chocolate bar and you're like man, that's a good book

He gets a chocolate bar, yeah, so good

It's good as a guess

Yeah, it's like man, that's he got a chocolate bar in his shitty poor life

And then it's like well, I hope he gets better

I'm his family gets out of bed. Yeah, oh man. Yeah, I hope they don't die from starvation man

I can't just I want to get on a tangent about fucking Charlie's fucking family, but

hang on, hang on, go on

Real quick, real quick, right

Um

The whole thing that like blows my mind is the faith stuff like the faith stuff of all of this is what blows my mind

Like you know that these are shitty people doing shitty things at the end of the day like the current like did you know that the Israelis right is rail people?

Yep

They were protesting for 38 weeks prior to October 7th

October 7th was as a day that shit went down sort of yeah, yeah, okay

Yeah, so October 7th is they're trying to make that out to be like 9/11

That's what israel is trying to do

Right, they want it to be remembered like 9/11

So the they can go killed 2.3 million people, right?

Because that's what that's what America did

Yeah

That 9/11 happened and then they went over to Afghanistan and killed like 3 million people, right? Yeah

No, that's funny. No, actually was it 3 million? I think it was 3. Yeah, holy duals like 2 or 3 million people that they killed over the

Dead rude and then they left and left it in the hands of the tally band and it's like

Yeah, you guys fuck that country man

20 years 20 years they were there and they just fucked it

but um

Yeah

So fuck as I saying

This israeli wants October 7th to be remembered like yeah not 11

It's a bit so they can justify killing all these people and then like this is like it goes down such a rabbit hole because it's like

They're objectively bad people like they are they're actually denying the fact that they're killing the children, right?

Like it was a channel in England a channel 40

Right with this guy I can't remember their names, but it's like

excuse me

Who main israeli idiot who's fucking up there, you know being a fucking idiot

And um he says you know he goes oh, you know, we're seeing images and videos of children being called from rubble and all the sort of shit

He goes you do you know acknowledge that your country is killing children

Hey guys, I do not I do not I don't know yes first of all

You don't know how they were killed

And he goes I mean first of all we don't we don't want to see any innocent child killed

Like you just said first of all how they got

Fair enough you know what I said though maybe he doesn't

Intimately know how they died

But I tell you what he definitely knows that pre-court assumption that god damn rocket fucking when yeah

It's pretty good assumption. Yeah, um when like 60% of the population is under the age of 18

It's pretty good assumption you're killing a lot of children. Yeah

No fucking way 60% of the population is under 18

Holy fuck

Which also means 60% of that population didn't vote for hummus

hummus

hummus that is 40% of the entire population controlling 100% of the votes

That and that was like because that was six oh 17 years ago

Oh 16 years ago something like that

Oh, they got like 2009 or something? I know I do

I should and you know what I've looked at so much information that it is fried my brain

And I've seen so many dead people

And it sucks and I'm just like I'm not braining right now. Yeah, I'm just I'm just vibing

I'm just recording a podcast with my friend

Yeah, yeah, yeah

And trying to vibe but like it sucks me and the whole guy's like it sucks

That's like

All of that shit sucks real bad, but the rabbit hole right the conspiracy the rabbit hole okay

So there's a lot of linking back to Israeli families that dates back 500 years 800 years

fucking 1500 back to Roman times pre dating Jesus type shit, right yeah and my mum told me this like she's like

she goes like

It's not like I fully believe it but like I mean you never know

Yeah, like you never know

But there's the Rockefellers, which is a very well-known

American family I believe yeah Rockefellers, but there's like a lot of conspiracy that they are American Israeli or American Jewish, right?

Okay, yeah, and then the

Rothman or Rothschild, right, which is an Israeli

Family Jewish, sorry, yeah, they Jewish and then there was oh I come in with the other family

But my mom told me these three families in the bin essentially she was saying that they like had changed their name throughout

over centuries

So it's like these really big influential

fucking

Families that have like influenced most of how our civilization is gone as a whole right most of our world

And what she is telling me is that they

She has

Possibility that all these families are the same family just changing their name for a gentle like

To like control the narrative type yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's like they're not the Rothschilds

Like that's just the name with nine of them is for the last 500 years before that that was something else

And then before that there was something else this is this is like

And like in very parallel to like Alex Jones fucking like George Soros and the globalists

Yeah, you know the sort of stuff I forget yeah, and then and then when it comes to religion, right

There's my mom was like, you know

There's who's to say if this one family didn't control the narrative the whole time that the Bible isn't controlled by them, right

And that this is this is what he said right if she goes because she's not Christian or anything

Yes, the Bible Jesus Christ, right, he had a following like that would that's fact like there's no way that you can't say he's had a following like

People have known of him for 2000 years according to books and there's a lot of books that do have been factually like

They did back all the way back to that year yeah, right 2000 years

So it is known Jesus Christ has been known about for 2000 years

But what my mom said is that the Bible created was created by this Jewish family, right

And it was created about a re like rebel leader called Jesus Christ who was Palestinian

It was like

Because he was born in Jerusalem

Which is the land of Palestine and he had to flee as a refugee at the age of two years old to Egypt

Right, I I've learned so much about God and shit. It's so weird

Like that is that is like some fucking wall shit

Dude is a magic conspiracy, right?

Like he's imagine being like

Because okay, so he was a real person but like imagine having your life written out like so you were born

What's what's the name of that like immaculate conception? So you know Mary just had a baby sinless

Sinless sinless baby and then

And then you know three wise men dropped some cool stuff on him

Yeah, and then he grew up to be a carpenter who turned water into wine got captured by the Romans

Got stuck in a cave

was put on a cross and

died for our sins

But in the Israeli version is he was a bad bad man from Palestine and no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Because in the Torah the Torah predates the Bible, right? The Torah is pre that's like the Old Testament, right?

Yeah, that's like old shit

So the Old Testament is is is my new in the Torah

I'd have to do I'd have to double check that I don't think I'm like still learning. I'm still learning a lot

That's that's fair and and you know what I'm I want to

We should we should cut it here

Because because it gives it keeps me wanting to know more yeah cool

But I will say this I have seen those torres because I didn't know they were fucking like huge scripts like scripture fucking like

Like scrolls. Yeah, they are dude. I think that's really fucking cool

But like there's only certain I think all of this shit is so cool the thing I don't like is children

People yeah exactly that's it like man. I like this faith in shit

I think it's so cool like I genuinely think it's called a learn about yeah, like it's just what it's nuts that all this shit happened

So long ago and that you know whether it's

True or false whatever like these there are there

It's definitely some fact behind a lot of it

I can't I can never get behind the water to one thing or the fucking like bread and fish thing I could just I just

You know what makes sense to me he was a job being no this will be a simulation and Jesus figuring out a fucking glitch in the

Oh dude you got hacks. Yeah, yeah, I can believe that like you know what I mean like it's just

It's just nuts to think about like I was getting that fucking good. I should think that we could be AI in like a fucking computer simulation is definitely like

Give us like another fucking 20 years

Give us another 20 years of technology and we'll be some fucking

We'll be the Empire for sure like we're getting there. We're so close

It's it's doesn't humanity sort of

Every now then take just logical steps you know what I mean and that's all AI's right and then oh

Right right logical steps right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

You know what I mean like so if if you were to look at the chat GPT is like it's literally just predictive text

Yeah, so that it will go in a in no

In sort of semi context it goes I'm gonna make

This word and this word will then have another word coming out like after it and all I've got to do is predict what that

Word should be

And then it does that

For an entire save script right? Yeah, and all it has to do is follow a certain set of like

Contextual

A certain algorithm yeah, and that algorithm sets out well fucking words come out sort of shit

If that is all just logical steps to follow a contextual sort of sample

All we've been given think about this in our life run

We we wake up every day and we go man. I've got a

Wake up get ready for work go to work do my work for can come home

Uh, I don't know shower

Sleep wake up do the same thing again, right?

All of those are just logical steps so that you can continue to do what you want to

To do the things that you need to do to eventually do something you want to do survive

It right and then there's and then there's what you do is like oh, I mean

I'm literally just counting down the days until the weekend so that I can do the stuff that I want to do all the weekend

So that I have to all of that sort of stuff all of these steps every time you wake up

And you do something as a logical step

To get to the next thing that you need to do predictive that is it's all predictive

Because think about this if if you were to make a completely random action

You've you've gone against the contextual sample of what you needed to do to complete that day

And you fucked up the sentence. Yeah, he said the dog went mal

You know, I got it

That's all it is because if if you were to like if you think so much in this world is random like a tornado in Texas

Makes a butterfly flap that swings in Brazil sort of stuff

Yeah, yeah, that that kind of stuff like chaos theory

Super cool if you're dealing with smoke and water and fucking joy

But I tell you what I don't think it really works with general population and how normal life works

You can be raised in a shitty household

Yeah, modern life but even even like just a normal person that if if you get one child that's raised

Raised by the streets sort of stuff if you want to say that like in a fucking pool socioeconomic background

And a kid that's born in a fucking rich house

They're not gonna live the exact same lives they're gonna live different lives

But they will have to make logical steps to do whatever their life is gonna lead them to do yeah

That's that welcome to the welcome to the end of my fucking Ted talks this this is if this if if for all I want to say is

If is israel and palestine have been fighting over the same land for fucking

A bajillion years. It's not fighting like that's this is the big thing just real quick. I want to I want to do want to clear that up so

Israel was given the land by England right? Okay, England did not in the land in 1948

That reached the world war two after world war two

Okay, and this is like this and then there's like Hitler conspiracies and shit like

Like is it not antenna

No, that like he like

Fucking Nazism carried through to Israel type shit

Like fucking Nazi Germans hid with the Jews going to

Israel because like there was like 750,000

Jewish people went migrated to

Palestine and then it was a small minority of that

who were like

very patriotic

white supremacists

And they were the ones who went out and like killed all these Palestinians

in 1948 and forced

All these oh no sorry 750,000 Palestinians

were displaced and it's called the Nakhba

So the Nakhba okay, it's a displacement of the indigenous people of the land right?

Yeah, and that's how Israel became where they are now

And then there was like a bunch of wars between like Jordan and Syria and Iran and

Israel and between Palestine and Israel and like

Like lots of freedom-fighted group movements and Palestine and a shit right?

The West Bank has its own fucking

rebellion rebellion group right and this is the other thing because Israel's wars with Hamas

Hamas yeah

But then they still kill it they killed like 230 people in the West Bank recently, right?

Okay, and they have nothing to do with Gaza

So to explain how it works the West Bank is a

completely under military control region

Right that essentially if you're Israeli you can just go fucking set up a fucking camp event

And like a few of your mates can go over their camp events

And then Israel will pay to have a military outpost built around your camp events

And give you some guns and like you're like all good to go

Right

It's it's in apartheid right like if you know what happened in South Africa

Between the blacks and the whites

So they're like go here we'll give you guns and then

And then you can kill yeah, and then you you settlers like they they're free reign because it's military occupation

Right like they they are legally allowed to kill a Palestinian for absolutely no reason

They don't have to give a single reason right it's military occupation of a certain type of people. Yep

Like is that not nuts?

Is that not nuts?

That one that one type of person is given a gun in an area and said if you

If anything happens use it to defend yourself

No, it's it's not use it to defend yourself. It's use it to like oppress someone

Go go in and create harm

It's a press people man. Yeah, they like there's a few ideas. I'll just who left and have been like coming out and saying like

My first operation was to go into the West Bank and pick an innocent person's house and take them in the middle of the night

And like drive around with them for a few hours and then drop them back home naked

And keep going right and they were like it was and like everyone was like why did you take you know?

They'd be like why take him he was innocent and it was to it was to so fear into all of them that we would just take anyone

We wanted anyway that is some real Nazi shit dude right? We just that

Right learn from history

We can't really repeat itself. Yeah, but inside that

Uh

so like this

Israeli Palestine thing

This is

Obviously not the first time something like this has happened. This is just war. No, no

This is just war over

But it's not even war because it's it's they're not a country they're not a state

They're like literally just an area of people that is rail controls

So you know, I don't think

Like they're they hostages

Hey, you know, I mean it doesn't matter what you label it these of these of these cool that this is war like complex

So like you've got you've got like that sort of shit like there you've got like Ukraine, Russia

Well, we've got Congo

But I've got so much shit

Yeah dude Africa's in a constant state of war

Yeah, Africa sucks. You don't like I knew sit down was pretty bad

Um like Syria's pretty bad Yemen's pretty bad. It's like

Syria hasn't been good since the 80s

When

Yeah, honestly, yeah, probably before they but like the whole um

Soviet

Afghan war that sort of stuff back in the 80s um and then like one more one right really one more one dude

Even before well, well, well, well, well, well, it was it was you know, why is hectic dude

I had this like mad argument with a couple people, right? Yeah, a couple pro is rally, you know

And then it can prove it and we we all got to a point where it was like we all agreed

The entire world's better off with none of us here. We all need to go like literally

Like everyone was just like yeah, I can't disagree with that. I was like

We just we all need to go like we are just destroying the world like in the world would be better with none of us here. They're like yep

Yeah, I love it. That's the agreement is really like you know me people are like you know

Whatever they just look like I've just got to floating here

It's it's it's weird that like

Even in a sort of stalemate of two people saying I'm right they can still agree with

We'll have that we both just agree that we can both be right, but we can both just leave

Yeah, they'll be happy with like if we both just didn't fight over this anymore

It would be better, but if we're here we will fight about this. Oh, yeah, which is so fucking dumb

Yeah, it's so dumb, but I look I'm in a defense force where like if I was called upon to go and do whatever

Like fucking go and you got no trust defend a certain place because Australia's interests

I would do that because that that's my interest as well. Australia is my interest. Yeah, and yeah

and

It's you know, yeah

Anyone can sort of say oh, but American did this and then Australia followed sort of thing. Yeah sure

But like it was within Australia's interests to do certain said thing

I mean you can't say that it was each soldier's interest to fucking go over there and do that sort of shit

No, no individual soldiers interest god knows

I mean most of them like do it for the paycheck

I mean why would like a most people

Patriotism is the little thing in the world anymore in most places other than like America and Israel apparently

Like patriotic. Yeah

Like it is like them or nowhere

You know what actually you say that like and I thought I thought the exact same thing

There is a lot of people in the army

That just love being in the army

That I'm sure and and they're like oh, I don't I wouldn't mind about the paycheck if I got to do this

And it was like this dude fucking digging a pit

Because it's so primal it's so simple. It's like if this was your life

If this was your life is like we're gonna go here with like and you're gonna be kidded up

And it's gonna be you're gonna lift heavy things and then you're gonna dig hole and you're gonna sleep in home

There's the thing like understand the need of worries right? I understand that need I gave it right

Like someone who lifts and picks up heavy things and puts them down

Like

Yeah, I get it I get the idea of being a warrior. It's fucking sick man. I get it

But I yeah, it's just like just innocent people don't know if you're done like women children. They're not

They're not worries. They're not worries. They're not in sauna. They're not in sauna

They don't need to be involved warriors. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah

Festified let's go

Our American army should go back to fistfire. You know, there's uh where is it?

There's some conflict happening in the world right now that's the most wild place and they they conflict with mealy weapons

And it is not bladed so it is only blunt instruments. It is I think it's like fucking summer and

like

Tibet or something like that. It's like India and

and

Some country it's dude. It's nuts like the armies actually go to war with each other with like fucking

like cobs and shit and they're just like look we're not gonna we're not gonna shoot you guys don't

Yeah, they will just they will just they're genuine they have a genuine ceasefire with any

Explosive weapons like any guns any like any projectile. No, that is

First of all

No, I'm sure it's India. I think it's like India or Pakistan or something like that. It wouldn't surprise me if it was like like an Asian country. Yeah

Yeah

And it was it's over this like weird fucking mountainous range that you can't do anything with anyway

It's probably Pakistan then

It's probably actually did you hear fucking this is probably like start of

2021 maybe start of 22

Fucking that China was like walking into Pakistan and oh yeah might be China in Pakistan

Yeah, so they just fucking mealy club war they had like a week-long

brawl and

And then and then they're like all right China like someone else media and we're like trying to go back to your side Pakistan

Okay, and then literally just like

Fighting and then they're like oh, stop fighting. He's like okay

I'm sure it's it must be yeah these guys have been out for years

Like years man. Yeah, it's so wild. It's so tiny wild man. I want it. You know, you know what that?

I'm so for I'm so for pro that like if you want to be if you're so patriotic that you would go swing a club at another man

For your country go on

Yeah, go just go fucking hack it out because it like also wants to do the same thing

Like you know, it's it's really you've got to ask yourself are you willing to get as as so uncomfortably and like

intimately close with someone to

To like butcher them. Yeah, you know what I mean to like to to bash them to death because it is so

Incredibly intimate like you were looking into this other person's eyes and beating them to death. Yeah

That is you want to go to that?

Some level of fucking insanity. Yeah, yeah, 100% it is, but you know what these people need to do that because otherwise they bomb civilians

At least then you've got stick exactly go be a nutcase you've got two

Proper soldiers go I get called look hey nothing above the fucking face man

But it's literally just you know they hit each other until one of them stops. Yeah, and then they go well

Imagine if it was civil imagine if it was like I say what I tell you tell you what that is so far

So very civil because imagine imagine fucking you bring fucking guns to it

And they're like oh well we can just get guns that shoot further and then we'll get things that drop

Fucking the bullets that make big bang sort of shit. Yeah, you know

With this it's you can only fight someone that is like they're to fight you

Yeah, you can't accidentally shoot a fucking child you can't accidentally shoot a woman that's that's not supposed to be there

You can't shoot anyone that's not supposed to be there because you've gone

I want to fight you and then the other guy's like okay

Everything has to be the leaders of these countries so you have to be in fighting ready for at any time

Right because you could be challenged

Yeah, not a man like you could be challenged at any time any point in time you could be challenged to a fight to the death

Right a fist fight to the death. Yeah, for your country's honor and if you lose you just straight up lose

Yeah, that's it your dead you lost now. Yeah, you're done

And your policies and everything they go on to the next the next lead

So if the country doesn't like another country, right? They just fight each other

And each time like a new person gets voted in right? Yeah, the country votes this person in we believe he will be he's strong

And he has good policies

Let's get that guy

You know, you have to be smart and you have to be super fucking like strong

And you also have to be

Would that just breed like the only that you would only invest in your own country because you want to be everyone to be

Fighting ready for but also smart enough to know how to run a country

We said this we said this on the course though like I had a really fucking like switched on like funny good section where we were literally talking about it where

this one of our

one of the guys

It's calling

Zane

Because it sounds like my name

Zane had a mate

Who was like on roids and chill other

But he's like he's absolutely jacked up he got booted from the army like a couple of months back because he got caught with roids when he went down

He news yeah, yeah into fucking um he went to the special operations engineer regiment which is like

The the so com unit for oh fucking

Engineers and he went down there got caught and then and got told get out

And we were talking about it and we're like dude like

Wouldn't wouldn't that be exactly what you want you want the most fucking like the strongest fastest like

Killer man to be part of the regiment that is literally sent to go and blow things up and kill people

You want like big strong scary man to

Fight for people who aren't big strong scary men. Yeah

You want you that's that's all you want

And and you look at the you know the state of

Like I cannot actually say

What I want to say right now, but

the current state of the defense force and

If imagine if we had I know from the outside looking in

You know imagine imagine if you will a world where we had

Uh all soldiers around the world all soldiers around the world for any defense force

Absolutely roided up to the tits and they

The there's no longer any need for weapons. No, it's fist fight. It's fist fight. Yeah

So how good

How much against how crazy would that be

How crazy and the thing is is that you would it would just be a team of very highly trained individuals

You know what I mean? Yeah, like just send these guys out there

Like like old dudes, where's your dudes? Yeah

Like at least like it's like fucking

Three kingdoms type S shit

fucking mowing down 1300 people in a single fucking fight

In a single day

1300 people

That's all

I don't think that actually happened

Hey man

A book senate though, so

That you know what all this talk about this sort of stuff like makes me want to read um

Uh the ilyad

Again the ilyad and and the Odyssey because like they're they're like honestly

There's a part in the ilyad where it gets to a point where they're trying to like the it's it's so

painstakingly

Uh in detail what boat and where they came from and who's on it like a whole manifesto

of

Yeah, it's pages long it is so many pages long of this boat came in it as this captain it as these people in it

And you know it gets me thinking now that it was put in at such great detail

You know that like

Maybe all of the sort of events that happened were somewhat real like this. Yeah, this is so many people

Well, yeah, I will be honest like that's that's my thought process with a lot of like

You know it's just great so he witness events at the end of the day

This is the thing with like any like the um

Karan the Torah the bible like all of these teachings through religion and shit

Like the thing that the one thing that I do I will admit that makes me question it is

The fact that it's so many different people's key winners stories, right?

And the fact that the stories haven't actually changed because they can like you know

They can date the age of paper

Yeah, right without actual without fucking science. We can date the age of paper

To see that but yes, while over time the bible has changed within reason

But you can go back and you can go back to when it was created and see that you know

Well, at least that time period

Like it's pretty pretty much still the same. So it's like you know, I mean like within reason

Like I get that there's factual parts to it like I believe

Jesus the man existed

Okay, I believe that he walked on this earth right that Jesus

lived it was a he's name wasn't Jesus

Right Jesus was not his name Jesus Christ. I don't that's like it's because he was fucking Egyptian he was Arab

Jesus in love in Arab name. It was like yeshawar or some shit. Oh yeah

And then again also might not tell me this fucking wild our shit was you know

It's like you don't take god name in vain type thing like Yahweh. Yeah, Yahweh. Yeah apparently. Yeah

Yahweh is it was actually like a breath

Because it's like you say

Jesus Christ's name as you take your first breath right because it's like

Like it's meant to be like a Yahweh you breathe in and breathe out

So your first breath is Jesus's name

And then your last breath you take

Jesus's name right so that's that's the whole like god

That's so weird

Have you ever like

Now thinking about it because we literally mean Kim watch Gray's Anatomy

Oh, I want to just bring this up. I watch his of it. I watch his but I've watched like enough

What's air out the dirty laundry? I mean Kim watch Gray's Anatomy almost every night at least one episode

We'll fucking we'll talk shit

There've been so many like episodes where characters die and you watch you watch them take their final best sort of stuff

like like I think we're in like season

Whatever it's where if I can middle of the game sort of stuff. Yeah

Now thinking about it when a character dies they literally do that whole

Like that like last breath sort of like breathe in breathe out sort of shit

Manual breathing has been activated you now can feel your tongue inside your mouth

Um you know that you are holding like you are manually keeping yourself alive right now. Yeah

Yeah, and the second that you stop breathing but you stop breathing you do

That's it

The time in between breaths is getting longer um

Also the time in between collapse is also getting longer um yeah you never stop clapping

Oh

This is the balls between you

I love that dude

Yeah, no in goes anatomy we hear that same fucking like

Breath in breath out sort of thing and it's it's now listen to it

I'm gonna hear that every fucking time that happens

Like at Jesus was here

And like you know what I mean like there's the reading into this and learning a lot more about it like it's

I'm not saying that I'm changed or anything like that like will not change like not

Fuckin converted. I'm not converted right, but I do want to read I want to read the Torah

I want to read the Quran. I want to read the Bible

I want to read all three just because I'm interested. I'm interested in like all this shit now

This is like you know the main thing of what it is is that

You see all these fucking Palestinians man and you know what none of them are scared of Israel none of them

They all fear God more than they fear Israel, right? Yeah, like a collective

Strength of 2.3 million people to all have the exact same

You know faith

Is nuts?

Like how can you collective like

That would scare the fuck out of any country you know what I mean like 2.3 million people who could collectively say they

All like believe the exact same thing

Yeah, yeah, that's 2.3 million like this is why they say like every one of them is a humust

Terris because every one of them believes in their God

They're so fearful of their God to the point where they would never never betray their God

Yeah

Like of course these countries are scared of that

Yeah, it makes sense. They're God that they're fearful of in their way essentially even though this is the thing right

They're happy for like but most of the people are so fucking

His name of phobia's wild man and then I have experienced racism of being called Arab and shit

There's like a big bushy beard and I'm black

Literally, yeah, I thought a greedy Arab a greedy Arab yeah

Yeah, okay, bud. I'd like do know from New Zealand

And just lately I'm like you can hear my voice dude. Yeah, like nuts man

Yeah, greedy Arab and I was like why would you call me a greedy Arab?

So like you're black with a beard. It's like that's the most racist shit

Buddy take the Ellen walk away

Racist is shit. Yeah

Racism born of ignorance but no one wants to learn anything so it's very easy for people to be like

Oh, I feel this way about a certain person. I'm not gonna learn anymore. I'm just gonna hang on

And I've made up my mind, but I'm not also gonna learn anything else about them

So I can't be I don't have any difference of opinion. I'll be honest. It's very obvious with mainstream media how that like

They want us to fear it like it legit

Like there's all of the interviews of Israeli hostages coming out there blaming Israel, right

Literally blaming Israel because they're like you guys keep bombing like if you stop bombing them, they'd let us go

Yeah, didn't stop bombing them so they couldn't let us go without you killing us

So we had to stay with them like the people being released to like

You know stop trying to kill us

Like trying to kill us at the same time

Like they've already killed heaps of their own hostages

Yeah, it's wild. It's so crazy. Yeah

I just don't get it

well

think about this

another another horrible horrible

time was

Back in China in the 80s as well. Yeah, ten of us were

Yeah, like that's so funny because I'm like man

We're stuck between a rock and a hard place because China basically owns us at this point, right? Yeah, like

You I'm going to be honest to me. It looks like we sold land to China so that we could give it to

US and Israel. That's what it feels like

Because we're still giving them money to money people living in ten cities mean

Did I tell you how like how debt works between countries?

I think that was maybe I think it was that like night that you were like man

It's a talk about this stuff and I was like yeah, man, and then we talked about um the two major corporations or they're not even

that they're called

Vanguard yeah, yeah, they control everything man

Yeah, and that's the other conspiracy that I could just go so deep. Yeah, it's so

Like and you know what after all of this you know all I want to do

What that's one little farm man

Little farm dude and every now and then place in talk of

This is just chill out. Yeah, yeah, like every now and then stream

Yeah, make a little bit of money through streaming

Yeah, I mean like stream like two nights a week or something

Yeah, and like make make that enough money because in Australia you can have a hobby

up to I think it's 18,900 dollars

Is tax-free like you don't have to pay tax on that wait

So if I said my hobby is like I don't know something that's under 18,000

If you do artwork, yeah, and you sell your artwork and you sell up to 18,900 dollars a year like

Through actual your logic, right

That's tax-free you don't pay tax on it like you just get that money. You keep

the money follow tax yeah, yeah, right like in and off like this is the thing like if you're let's say you have

Let's say we stream and we make money from streaming right okay

If I don't need much money to live

I'm going to reinvest all of it back into it continuing to run yeah

Like so that I need to do as little as possible and I'll take as little money as I need and if I only need say

30,000 dollars a year. I'll just take it as Jackie and I

Split down the middle 15 grand each

Yeah, we're in pay tax on

If I live on a farm and I have my dairy care, I'm a fucking

my chooks my garden

My off-grid wood and my fire heaters and solar and I don't have bills and all give it to pay rates and internet, you know

chocolate

Still by chocolate

Hey, okay, we're gonna stop by chocolate. Okay, so

You can do like a hobby because I got a friend who does that so she works a job

But then she has a hobby and she doesn't pay my tax on her hobby because she always keeps it under 18900

Whatever the limit is now it might be different

I'm you know, I'm gonna get into this further outside of the pod

Yeah, because

Where are the outlaw? Yeah, where in an hour? I know I just noticed that we

Have an even spoken about the Taylor Swift news that you're gonna hit me with right now because yeah, guess what it's not good news

That's fine. It's really quite bad for that. That's fine. Oh, well look

We'll just live with it. Um, what are all those music speaking of music Blake what album do we listen to?

This forget I forget the name of it, but it was a Taylor Swift one 19

It's 1989 Taylor's version

From Taylor Swift release

Early this month

Um, I'll hear you with the news real quick first

Hit me with the the Taylor Swift news

I should probably do where it was, but yeah one of her concerts one of her shows

Someone died

Yeah, someone died at one of their concerts shit, that's bad

So people were trying to rush into the concert so they closed all the entries

Which meant that they also closed the exits

And um apparently there was like a heat wave going on in the area

Yeah, and they covered the ground with metal sheeding so

Two things happen people passed out due to heatstroke

Yep, and then they got like second degree burns from the metal on the ground

And one person had a heart attack and died

Yeah, the bear

Yeah, it was pretty bad

That's not a way to start a concert at all

Yeah, I don't think yeah, I don't know exactly what after the show

Holy shit

Yeah, but you remember when they like kicked up a huge stink about Travis Scott

That nothing compared to Taylor Swift

No, because it's Taylor Swift

She's a sweet, she's America sweetheart

She couldn't do anything bad

Never mind the lives she's taken along the way

Fuck it now

Yeah, nuts, right

Jesus Christ

That's horrible

How do you die to Taylor Swift concert?

You fucking get heatstroke

And because you get pumped out and have a heart attack

Like that's horrible fucking like inner

inner heat wave you would try to make things as cool as possible

Okay, I had to wait like

As every festival is pricing or water

Oh yeah, it's water for anyone

$20 bottle of water so shit

Yeah

Yeah

Disgusting

Of course

Consururism

Capitalism at its finest people

Anyway, Taylor Swift's album

Anyway

1989 by Taylor Swift

We listened to that for a solid three weeks

Almost on repeat, right, right?

Right, you listen to this on repeat

For three weeks, right?

No fucking way

And neither did I

Listen to it like

I think once

At the start three weeks ago, I don't remember how it goes

You being on a bad boy

I did listen to it for about three days

And then

I got really sick of it

And I went back to listen to the sleep token

Yeah, so do I

And then I listened to

Flower boy from

Totally career

Nice

Yeah, which was great

Can I just, I'm just gonna say my peace

Because it's real short

Go

It just sounds like Taylor Swift, man

It just sounds like Taylor Swift

It sounds like Taylor Swift

It's Taylor Swift

Every song is just

Her genre

Which is

Not my thing

Pop

Country pop

With some

Cindy

Yes

Yeah

I just can't do an entire album

I can do a couple songs from time to time

Yeah

And then it's a higher album with Taylor Swift

Who can listen to this?

Honestly and truly

A lot of people apparently

But

Oh no

My wife

Dude, Kim loves it

Kim loves it

Dude, if I was to say

Hey, look

I'll pay you

$20

To listen to Taylor Swift

10 times in a row

And she's like

Oh, I'd do for free

What happens when I get to 20

And I was like

Well, you don't get any extra money

It's like

All right, what happens if I get to 40

You know, it's sort of shit

She would just keep on going with this shit, man

She fucking loves Taylor Swift

She loves Kylie Minogue

She loves fucking Sophie Ellis back

So like all of these

Like and and Madonna

And like like these old

Fucking

Pop stars in she'll add it

She loves them

She loves them

Taylor Swift is no exception

I'll say this

No, I can't say that

I was about to say

So really

Really mean

No

I know that that will come back

And by the way

And I'll say specifically

It's not worth it

What I was about to say

Would have absolutely bitten me in the ass

So very hard

That's not worth it, no

It isn't it isn't worth it

I'm gonna I'm gonna keep the

Happy life going

Like what can I say about Taylor Swift

What can you say

I don't know

Taylor Swift

There

There's

She she didn't write

She did write all of her songs

I'm pretty sure

She had a couple of features on there

There's not like

I know the Kendrick Lamar feature

Where it's like

It feels like

No one really benefited

From that

I don't know of Kendrick Lamar

I think Kendrick Lamar benefited more than she benefited

Yeah look I think Kendrick probably got a bigger payout

And

Yeah

You know I mean he probably was like

Yeah I'll do it bit like

Yeah I'm a milley

I'm gonna need some

Fucking money for this because

Daddy wants a new begutty so

Unless you know what

And this is the thing

This is like all

A Hollywood

High-Life sort of shit

Maybe you never know

They could be

Fucking decent friends

And then that is

And then she's gone

Hey

Cause you know what

She's actually legitimately friends with T-Pain

Like

Taylor Swift and T-Pain

T-Pain's a fucking absolute chat

Dream man

Yeah

And

And I don't know this

They were just like good friends

That's where they made like a song together where

She wraps and he sings

Yeah

And it was like

It's kind of funny it's a mix up

Oh wow

The song itself is pretty average

Except for the cool T-Pain parts

Because T-Pain's fucking a chat

And she can sing

Better than Taylor Swift

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

How funny

No auto tune bit

Like one of the

And the best singers

What

And the music there is man

And it's all because he used auto tune a couple of times

And he's songs that

And it's just like

Yeah I'm the auto tune guy now

What the fuck

Um

Yeah

No

He's

He's always hate

Something good

And turn like one of his

We still see the team Paird

Yeah

Yeah

We should

Do some research on a good one

Hell yes

I'm down with that

Continue

Yeah

Look

Taylor Swift

Good for those who want to listen to it

Yeah

I mean

It's not that good

It seems

You know I've listened to 1989

Billion of Taylor Swift

Yeah

Not I mean I've listened to the original version of 1989

And I like

Cause I used to drive around with him

Is not the same thing

No

Oh

It isn't

And it's

And

This is where it gets me

From a producer stand point

There are minor differences

With the songs

Because she's had to remake them

Yeah

Which means

That

Like if you listen to

Shake it off

You notice straight away

That the horns at the start

Sound a little bit different

And you're like

Why does it

Why does it kind of sound like that

Doesn't sound right

Because in the radio version

That everyone listens to

Which is

The one that was

Mega produced by a fucking

Like a whole

Even the entire album was mega produced by a holy

But fucking people

Not just Taylor Swift

That was just writing the songs

No

I'm gone now

But this

Version

Sounds

Like it sounds

It's all the exact same songs

It's all the same

Tempos

It's all the same

Key

It she sings

The exact same spots

Where she's supposed to sing

And it's all

It all sounds the way it's

Kind of supposed to sound

As compared to the original

Yeah

It's just a little bit off

It's like

It's like the

The

You get

Cole's brand

And then

You get Wollies brand

Sort of stuff

If that's like

It's because it's

It's so like for like

But you know

You've picked up

Cole's brand

Garlic Bread

When you really wanted

Wollies Garlic Bread

And then

Aldi has better garlic bread

But no one asked Aldi

Right

Yeah

Aldi's good

Aldi has really good garlic bread

Dude

And he's not so much good, shit

It does

And it gets slapped

I reckon it gets slapped

Not nowadays

Like it's getting hit a lot more

But it's still

Yeah because no one can afford

To shop at Cole's and Wollies

Yeah

Fuck

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

$9 for a bag of salad

Leafs

$9

$10

From

Out

From

My

IGA

Yep

$9

From

My IGA

$9 for

Mixed leaf

And it's like

And it's like

The big bag

Which

It's still light

It's still a bag full of

Fucking air

But it's $9

For some mixed leaf

$2 from IGA

Down the road

Yeah

That'd

That's nice

We do have an IGA down the road

That's actually a really good idea

Yeah

The shop of the IGA did

Fuck Cole's

Well we have

Yeah, IUD is a little bit further than the IGA

I'm not even checking out the IGA

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Got IGA for snacks

And got IUD for big shop

Yeah

Yeah

That's what we do

Because it's like basically the same setup

Like IUD is awesome

Yeah

For us

Yeah

Yeah

I like that

That's a good idea

Um

Because IGA is fucking the family I and two

Just real quick

Yeah, it's independent graces of Australia

Yeah

That's right

Independent

It's not it's not a corporation

Even though it's

It's

It is but it also isn't

I mean you're directly supporting your locals

That's a big thing

Exactly

I know Cole's still

Employees people

But they're fucked

Yes

To me people man

There's too many people in this world

There's too many people

And we all fight over dumb shit

We all get sad

We all fight over fucking crumbs

Yeah

Yeah, that's it

Fucking shit

And microplastics

No

Yeah

Let's get let you know

We'll do next episode

We'll do a full on conspiracy theory episode

Yeah, we already have

Yeah, that's all right

No, I want like deep on like some

Some

Westworld sort of shit

Well, okay

All right

Taylor Swift

I'm

You're right

This version

I don't know one

This version

I'm

Dude, it's not for me

It's a fucking like

It's a two or a three

I don't care

I don't like it

I don't want to listen to it again

I have no interest in going back to this album

Same

Two

At most a three

Out of ten

I give it to one

I give it to one and a half

I'm not going back

No, I'll never listen to the any of these songs

I'm after the first time I listened to them

I knew I would never listen to them again

You know, it's actually gotten to the point

And I love to say this

Is that when it does come on the radio

I'll actively try and turn it off

And then Kim will fight me for it

And I'm like

I don't want to listen to it

And she's like

But I do

And I'm like

But just know

I don't

That's where I'll stop fighting

I'll push once

And then that's it

That's how much I don't want to listen to it

If I really

If it was like a zero

I'll just want to

You're within

Angry Mrs

Yeah, the lesser of two evils

Is listening to Taylor Swift

Yeah, literally

100%

100%

Imagine the hardest things in our life

It's like

Oh, fighting with Mrs.

Or listening to Taylor Swift

I was like

I guess I'll listen to Taylor Swift then

Yeah

Yep

Um

And turn off

Turn off for you

So what do we listen to next week

We'll listen to an absolutely bang up like

And there's a bang up

You'll know them from such films

As Hot Rod

Yeah, too

And

These are like

I'm sorry, it's just real quick, you're really

Yeah, yeah, I sold my copy of Hot Rod

I gave it to a guy

Why would you sell it

At my out of the garage, so

I don't have anything that plays a DVD anyway

So I gave it like he was like

Hot Rod he goes

Oh, I know some of these guys

I was like, you haven't seen it

He's like, no, I was like

You are about

You know

You have changed a lot

Yeah, I was like

Your life is about to change

He's like, what?

It's like your life is absolutely about to change

But this is

One of

If not the best movies of all time

Yeah, it's one of the best movies of all time

And he's like, that good

I was like, select on

Most select on movie in the world

Yep

I was like, it's so fucking good

Best movie I've ever seen

Fucking director's commentary

Best director's commentary of all time

He's like, even that good

I was like, that good man

Yeah

He's like, oh, shit

All right, well

What do you want for it?

I was like, brother, take it

I was like, take it

Take it because you know that

All you've done is change that man's life

And then no monetary reward

Real fucking compensate for that

Nothing, nothing could have paid me more than the payment of knowing

Knowing I've changed that man's life

That's so good

That's so good

Yeah, man

Yeah, man

I'm a fucking love hot rod best movie

Anyway

Yeah

People from that movie

Oh, yeah, yeah

So the people from that movie, Hot Rod

And if you still don't know

They also did a movie called, uh, Don't Stop Never Stopping

I think it was called, wasn't called

Uh, Popstar

Popstar Don't Stop Never Stopping

Never Stop Never Stopping

Sorry

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Um, they're called

The Lonely Island

The Lonely Island

And the album that we're listening to

Is Turtle Neck and Chain

With such hits like, I just had sex

Um, what?

Shyronny

Shyronny

And Nohomo

Yeah, I'm a mother love it

Yeah, Nohomo

Big

Some absolute bangers in here

Like, if fucking Jack Sparrow is a fucking awesome one

Um, yeah

So it would be, it would be a fucking

I'd call it a 10 out of 10 right now

Already without knowing if anything else

Yeah

If it had um,

Ah, fuck was this

I'm trying to think of the fucking name of the song

It's the, um, spring break

Spring break anthem I think it's called

Oh, yeah

It's so good

It's like

Yeah

If this had sports on it too, man

I'd be real down on listening to sports

But, but look, we definitely got so much fun

We're listening to Turtle Neck and Chain

Uh, dude

Oh, what a banger

What a banger album

I'm really keen

Explicit version, of course

Cause we had posters

Uh, we had

I don't think there is a non-explicit version

We like sports

Oh man, fuck yeah

So I'm just looking at the,

Incredibad

I fucking dig it, man

Um, yeah

It's 2011

So, you know what, I want to say after this

I'm gonna make a guarantee that we're gonna listen to

Um, uh, what was the, oh, shit, man

Um, LMFAO

Oh, yeah

LMFAO

The fucking, uh, sorry for party rocking

That's gonna be coming up soon

I'm ready for party, Brad

BOW

[LAUGHTER]

Ugh, that...

[膨 head shattering]

That and, like, the best tea-pain album.

Those are the next two that we're going to listen to.

We're going to make sure of it.

And we need, honestly, we do need suggestions for, like,

I think something over Christmas, we need,

I don't want to listen to Mariah Carey.

No.

As much as I absolutely love all I want for Christmas is you,

and I want to play that for at least 24 hours continuously.

On a certain day.

But--

Oh, yeah.

Don't get in the lot of it, Christmas day.

But I'm not listening to an entire album of that.

For a week, just one day.

Just one day.

Oh, well, well, anyway.

That's what we'll listen to.

We'll listen to a totally different chain from the lonely

old.

Tell us, we have to poopy--

I can chain.

It's a non-life beer.

There was something that I did want to say about 1989

before we go.

I know that you had your--

It's big poopies.

It's big.

It is.

It's big poopies.

It's big obvious.

So it's a bit of a long paragraph.

But 1989 became Taylor Swift's most commercially successful,

re-recorded album on Spotify.

It posted the highest single day streams globally for an album

in 2023.

And the second highest for an album ever.

Behind Taylor Swift's Midnight's from '22,

accumulating, get this, 176 million streams worldwide

in a fucking day.

Yeah, that's nuts, hey.

Republic records reported global opening week sales

crossing 3.5 million units.

That's physical copies.

It's songs occupied the top six of the Billboard global 200

the same week, making Swift the first artist

to achieve this feat.

Six songs in the top six songs in the global 200.

That is absolutely huge.

Swift broke her own record for the most single day Spotify

streams for an artist.

Broke her own record.

First of all, fuck you, Taylor.

And I don't know what the hell is going on with the Kansas City

chiefs player guy, ConorBris name.

Oh, yeah.

Because of fuck about that.

Football.

Yeah, it is a footballer.

Honestly, who do you get the fuck?

That's all it is.

I'm more worried about the people that she's

fucking letting die at a constant.

That's horrible.

Literally.

And setting up for failure.

Like she's rich enough you don't need to fucking sell water bottles

for so fucking have free water bottles.

Just have free water.

Free water.

Get, you know what?

Is water not, is it so fucking expensive?

It falls from the sky.

You can get like water pods on trucks.

And she'll like that like water trucks for drinkable water,

right?

Yeah, easy.

And you're just, you just line it up at the back of an event.

You get it to literally fill like water stations.

Yeah.

I know that there's going to be thousands and thousands

of people, right?

Have a lot of water stations.

Yes.

To have enough water stations.

Invest in the people that come to see you

because then they won't fucking die or go home and be like,

man, that was a great concert.

But I also have the worst headache.

And I'm sure what up was for time.

Have a great concert, but someone died.

Someone died.

Oh, multiple people died this one.

Because there wasn't enough water.

Oh, there was only a couple of injuries this time.

It was like, no, we have no heat related injuries.

Have no--

No, it's a fucking music concert.

No one should be getting injured at all.

No.

Unless it's like a fucking like a slayer concert

where you've got a mosh pit and people are literally

punching each other in the face.

That's when you go, this is the acceptable risk

of having a wall of death.

You go, it's called a wall of death.

They're going to run at each other at full speed

and punch each other in the face and kick each other.

That's where you go, I might be in control of this wall of death,

but I'm not in control of the people

absolutely beating the shit out of each other

to listen to music, right?

But at a Taylor Swift concert, you can't be like,

man, my music really calls a wall of death.

And people died.

No one's dying at a slayer concert unless you

know fucking super metal.

No one has it, I don't believe.

I don't think--

Yeah.

I think Taylor Swift may have killed more people than slayer.

The band, watch the lead.

I'm a band.

How fucking well does that--

That's fucking weird, man.

I think that should--

Yeah, that should finish.

Let's think about that.

We should wrap it up.

We should wrap it up.

We're rambling.

We should wrap this shit out.

Join the run through it.

I reckon I can do it.

It's been a wall.

Yeah, sure.

All right.

Guys, thank you so much.

[LAUGHTER]

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Oh my god.

Oh my god.

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That number again is 07-5641-1080.

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Other than that, what else we got?

Blake, oh man, join our Discord.

That's what he was going to say.

Join our Discord.

That's what you said.

You said join our Discord, man.

Yeah, that's what I say.

It entered my brain.

Jump into our Discord so that you can play some games with us

and talk some shit.

We're online fucking every night.

I spent nearly two full weeks off of Discord.

And I'm pretty sure you guys were still in here

fucking almost every night, fucking chilling out.

Yeah, man.

Which is nice, yeah.

Yeah, most nights.

There you go.

Jump in, say good day.

We love having a chat.

What else is there?

Blake?

That'll do.

That'll pretty much do it.

If you want to see more Blake Bentley's beautiful face,

make sure you check him out on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube

so that you can follow--

I'm posting Palestine shit now.

So you can follow his war updates and live like war footage.

Oh, cool.

Cool, knowing.

Literally.

I'm on Telegram fucking group, dude.

Holy shit.

I'm waiting for like fucking Arabic

speaking, fucking people to what's the word?

Oh, like give up dates.

No, to not comprehend.

I'm so tired.

Oh.

I'm text.

Oh, translate.

Translate.

Yeah.

Yeah, right.

Waiting for English speaking, Arabic speaking people

to dual linguists to fucking translate it also.

I can read it.

Well, it's not--

Google has translate.

Yeah, no, but it's just like using telegram,

it's just I just wait.

See?

OK, fair enough.

Like, it doesn't take that long, but like--

That's what I'm saying.

Like, that's where I'm getting the information from.

It is like from the actual people in Gaza.

That's fair.

From the individuals.

It's not, dude.

That either--

fucking life they live, it sucks.

It sucks so bad.

My life does not suck.

Speaking of things that don't suck,

if you want to check out Blake_Bentley on all of his social

medias, you can also check him out on Spotify.

Check him out.

See, you can listen to a beautiful song that we both made

called Late Night texting.

It did make it.

It was a good song.

It did.

It is a good song.

And I think you guys should listen to it.

If you want to see more of my face, check me out.

I'm everywhere.

Switch blades for kids.

All one word.

And you can also check me out on Spotify as well.

I've got a couple of bangers on there.

I've actually gotten into the mood of sort of making music.

I started doing a little bit last night.

Yeah.

Same.

Yeah.

Same.

Fucking around the music, Ian?

Yeah.

We should jump back into that.

I think it's a lot of fun.

I agree.

I agree.

Other than that, I think that's going to pretty much

do it for all of us here at the broadcast.

Yeah.

Make sure you stay and safe out there.

It is the end of men's mental health month.

So I have-- make sure you talk to your mates.

Stay safe.

Keep looking after each other.

And we'll see you next Thursday.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Please, just so light.

It is.

I'm so tired.

Oh, I'm ending.

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